What is the best way to get revenge? I want to ruin a horrible person's life, but I don't want to kill her. I want to make her wish she was dead.
I was thinking maybe slashing three of her tires, but it didn't seem good enough after what she did to me and my family. Thoughts?
Forgive her.
If she really did it to hurt you. Nothing will make her more angry.
Truth
>Make her wish she was dead
>Slash her tires
You dumbass. I was going to tell you how to erode her personality and get her to kill herself, but that pissed me off. Convince me to share my wisdom. What'd she do?
>why care? greentext the backstory faggot
Establishment of context request.
get her to be registered as a sex offender
give her something like aids without her knowledge
ruin her financially by taking loans, opening credit cards, and stuff in her name
agreed, when you are dealing with women, being the better person destroys them as they think they are above everything
In a way that doesn't break the law... or that she can easily deduce that you broke the law to get revenge.
Find a local concert thats sold out. Offer tickets for sale 2 days before at below cost. Post her number... with a line like "call after 11pm because I work shift work"
This kind of stuff doesn't work
>being the better person destroys them as they think they are above everything
wise man
Grow the fuck up
>but muh revenge
how to act like an autistic 12 year old 101
Dude buy a car in her name and park it illegally so it gets her a shot tone of tickets
best revenge is to pimp it hard core.
Took me a sec.
These are all illegal.
>slashing her tires
Set it on fire
>ruin her life
>wish she was dead
>did something horrible to you and your family
>make her buy new tires as revenge
what the fuck
kill everyone she cares about
>parents
>siblings
>husband
>boyfriends
>children
>friends
>girlfriends
eventually she will either anhero or quit socializing bc every time she cares about anyone they die
Ok first...you'll need a bat sized hunk of french bread and tupperware to keep it fresh
Bam. This.
Go to walmart and buy a valve stem remover. When she's no where near a store, remove all of her valve stems in her tires and get rid of them.
And a half used bottle of shampoo
>be me
>seven years ago
>happy family, doing good
>tight with sister, she's nit the brightest but I still love her
>one day sis meets new friend, I'll call her Bitch.
>"user, meet Bitch! She's really cool"
>she's actually unhygenic, smelly, and gross
>against my better judgement, I think "She can't be that bad" and introduce myself
>She's rude off the bat
>"Is that your bro? He's pretty fucking ugly."
>Sis laughs, I leave.
That was the day that began my family's slow decline.
(Cont.)
if you think it doesnt then you are retarded. i have been on the sex offender list, cleared of any wrong doing but still come up as registered even though im not
its been 4 years and they still havent removed me after ive been to court 3 times over it. it does ruin your life because employers wont hire you, they will fire you, you must inform people, you have to live in certain areas and if circumstances change such as a school opening you have to move
std can ruin her life because she can be sued for not informing partners before hand and the health issues along with it to herself and her kids (if any) can be affecting ruining her family in 2 ways.
if you fuck stick her with a lot of debt without her realizing it her credit score drops, she now has debt she has to pay(even if identity stolen you still get stuck with bill exceeding certain amount) and now she has to get shit interest rates for years.
Don't just be the better person though. It'll only work if she sees you're totally fine with life. Get a new girl, a job, keep good hygeine. Seeing you are successful without her and are totally unperturbed by whatever she did will fuck with her.
This better not be a waste of my time. I've gotten three women to an hero.
>tfw the fat ones are the easiest
wait did you remember the string?
You have to think about what makes a woman love herself. Generally you will come to the conclusion that it is:
>Her looks
>Her friendships
>Her reputation
So those are the things that you have to go after. Luckily the looks directly contribute to the friendships and the relationships. Your best option is to
>Get a bunch of poison ivy
>Get some heroin or meth
>Knock her out with a date rape drug
>Cover her with poison ivy
>I mean everywhere, especially the inside of her crotch
>Inject her with some heroine
>Put some heroine in her purse
>Wait about 12-18 hours so the poison ivy has time to start causing a rash
>Drop her off in a sketchy part of town with no cameras
>She goes to the hospital
>They run a blood test
>Find lots of heroine
>Find heroin in her purse
>The poison ivy leaves excessive scarring
>She is now an ugly bitch with an arrest record for doing heroin
>Looks ruined
>Reputation ruined
>Friendships ruined
If you want to be really cruel you could also burn down her house. You have to go 100% or don't bother.
That's fucking hilarious. The fact that you don't deserve it is even funnier. Storytime, please?
also make sure the heroine needle is dirty so it also ruins her sex life
Clam juice in the air conditioner.
Indeed. Maybe even deliberately give it to someone with AIDS first. Good call.
update her pc to windows 10
We still haven't heard what she did, b/tards! OP is dragging his feet!
Entice her and then have consensual sexual intercourse with her. Get in good and earn her trust. Then rook her into having a three some with you and your pals, but also have your other homies outside of in a different room ready to walk in as you are Eiffel towering her with your home dog. Have barging in friends take pictures and laugh at her while she's mid spit roast. There ya go. Foolproof.
Here's a thought: don't be a douche lord
kek'd
That would imply OP has game, which he does not. Realistic suggestions.
Forgive me I know I'm a illiterate fool
>Weeks go by, Sister claims Bitch is her "Best Friend"
>Parents try to be nice too, openly insults them to their face too.
>Whenever she comes over, she ruins all our shit and makes a mess, leaving shit everywhere
>openly tells my sister she's worthless and insults her to her face.
>Sister has extremely low self esteem, believes every word.
>Bitch drags her everywhere she goes, doing Shady shit and getting into trouble.
>My sister grows more and more like her as the years go by.
>Bitch turns into a complete slut, My sister with her.
>Sister starts doing drugs, buying slutty clothes, just like Bitch.
>Parents try to get her to stop, she won't listen
>Parents cry all the time while my sister starts becoming an apathetic whorey asshole like her best friend.
>Had enough, I'll go deal with this to her parents
>Find out her adress, go to confront her family
(Cont.)
>take custody of sisters kid(6) after she dies
>kid is literally surprise since no one knew she had kid
>welp not gonna let kid go to system so why not
>be 22 with 6 year old kid
>lifes..weird for first few months but get used to it
>neighbor who hates me notices bloody clothes in garbage, girl walking funny as will as bruises
>reports me to police for possible abuse
>police look around and people heard sex sounds coming from place
>get picked up girl gets looked over
>find "sexual" abuse
>get arrested and processed, fast tracked to predator list
>fight it
>3 weeks later shown i didnt abuse her and the anal bruises were from a bike
>her bike seat busted and she landed on pipe, bloody clothes were where i cut myself and stepped on her clothes(underwear and skirt), sex noises were porn...she found porn on tv by flipping channels. cost me quite a bit for shitty porn to
>get kid back, get cleared
>still on list i found out by being told i would work near children thus couldn't be hired a few months later
>fast forward 4 years and finally got off list in july after 10 times needing to verify i wasn't on it with people and going to court 3 times
>kill yourself
>leave a scathing note blaming her
>?????
>profit
the fact that this is the start of your butthurt bugs me greatly.
now i wanna think of ways to ruin your life
Any one else agree? a change in subject? ruin ops life?
And now this... jesus live your own fucking life you neck beard
im about 90 percent sure you were fucking your niece in the ass
Grab a knife and go cut her up
This story sounds like you are from a third world country, or maybe some shithole like India but definitely somewhere relatively uncivilized. In that case just honor kill her and be done with it.
>Door opens, sweet old lady answers
>"Ma'am, are you Bitch's mom?"
>Turns out Bitch was adopted by a lady with terminal cancer, and her and her brother were being taken care of by their mom's elderly parents.
>They are the sweetest, kindest people I've ever met.
>feel like shit
>they know what Bitch does, and almost fear her like she's some sort of malevolent slaver
>feel like shit for them
>Talk about restraining orders, realize Bitch has no consent for the law
>I ask about every option
>It either won't stop her or it's already too late
>completely helpless
>Thank them and go home
(Cont.)
nope, if i were gonna do a little girl she'd be 9-10 minimum so there would be actual fuckability other than just the tip
If you've got money I know a .onion website hosted by a professional hacker that ruins lives
dude, that is horrific. What ended up happening to the kid?
Arson, then when she gets another house, burn it to the ground also
Piss in her Tropicana and put it back in the fridge
oh so you are a pedophile with a niece whos gonna be 10 soon who wants to work around children.... so you only got the tip in and caused her ass to bleed?
There is no such thing as a sexual predators list on third world countries.
That's a sketchy assistance story. Seems like too many coincidences to me. How'd you get her to lie to the police?
sorry, that was meant for OP, not you
>no consent for the law
wut
usa actually. people just turn blind eye to corruption in the system or create scapegoats(like with how cops are all kkk members basically) rather than fix it because that would mean admitting our government is as corrupt as third world countries
got her back from protective services with apologies which is fine you were doing your job. she is still with me
>has a daughter
>must be fucking her because he is a pedo incest freak
this story is painfully retarded
this
sounds like bitch is a junkie
cops do fuck all to investigate a junkie that overdosed
just start sneaking H into her purse and car whenever you have access to them
eventually she will finish herself off
and no one, except maybe your sister, will give a flying fuck
probably meant no concern
you basically admitted to your pedophilia so ya incest isnt a far jump
>What is the best way to get revenge?
Smurf her; you shit in a long tube sock and beat her with it.
Do the dumb slash tire stuff as well as others over like a year. Make it look like someone she cares about did it.
Well this wasn't worth my time. I could have helped you too.
>three women, dude
how is it that you ended up on the registry without being convicted? Are you saying they put you on the list as soon as you were arrested?
kek
>wew
>>>LAD!
I mean what the fuck?
Got a proof?
Just blur out the names tho.
Anonymously send loads of death threats to her and her relasives/friends.
Get her to use shampoo with Nair in it.
Not too strong.
After a few times hair will brittle and fall out - bald
>As the years go by, it keeps escalating
>Bitch continues to use my sister
>Makes sister buy her shit, forces sister to cart her around places because she's too lazy to do it herself
>She even convinced my sister to let Bitch drive down the interstate in my car
>she doesn't know how to drive
>Sister gets arrested twice, both times with Bitch
>Dad worries about her all the time, clings to the false hope she'll come back to us
>and then, one day, it happens
>Bitch leaves my sister
>Overwhelming joy
>Parents cry tears of joy
>Sister gradually gets better, but still doesn't realize Bitch is poisonous
>The nightmare is finally over
>For a while
(Cont.)
I believe success is the best revenge... Tbh I was in the same boat OP... But nothing tops revenge like success...
i merely stated that the minimum age would be that of a girl that has actually hit the age for sexual awakening which is simply instinctive and part of human nature
fast tracked by authorities since it was child abuse case and the stance on child predators is fuck them they arent people regardless of being proven guilty
You've got 2 choices. Destroy her slowly, or forgive her with the knowledge that what she has done will slowly eat away at her and she'll die a lonely, depressed old hag with nothing to look forward to. I'll give some ideas on option #1, since #2 doesn't need explaining.
1. Break into her car, steal everything valuable.
2. Plant some illegal substances in her house/car. Meth, CP, whatever fits her character.
3. Stalk her, leave slight hints that you were there. Move her stuff while she's gone, put a common item beside her things when she's not looking, yell her name when she's alone then hide so she can't find you, just stress her out as much as possible.
4. Leave dead animals outside her door. If she has an apartment, this could prove difficult. Maybe throw one through her window?
5. Mail her stupid things from random addresses. Dead mice, a homemade clock which happens to resemble a bomb, a box full of flour with "enjoy your anthrax" written on a piece of paper inside it, etc.
6. Destroy random things she owns until she goes broke. Brick through her window, slash tires, hit her windshield with a baseball bat, make her fall down the stairs, whatever you want.
ya you were only talking about how its best to wait till they are 10 to fuck them, like its something you have thought about... yo you are obvious pedo. How did you get your niece to lie for you?
taka pic of her car from fb or evem in person and post a craigslist ad saying they want to sell it hella cheap because they need money bad.
hire a hitman from the dark web
>Rape her dad and turn him gay
>Rape blow him so good he'll know that hes gay
>Do all of his fetishes
>Tell his wife and have her walk in on you guys
>She'll Double Homicide murder this shit
Subscribe her to like 100 magazines, it's really annoying and if they don't pay, it eventually goes on their credit score.
>captain passive-aggressive away!
Quality shit right there.
This will work two fold. Not only will she see that she didn't have as big of an impact on you as she thought she did. You will also forget about whatever she did to you and be happier in general.
Then you will feel silly about making this thread in the first place.
>fast tracked by authorities since it was child abuse case and the stance on child predators is fuck them they arent people regardless of being proven guilty
what a nightmare. Glad you finally got it settled. Don't feed the trolls that are calling you a pedo. You stepped up at a young age to take care of a kid you didn't know at all and then had to deal with a world of shit for 4 years because of it. Assuming it's all true, you are a pretty stand up guy.
you say you don't want to kill her, just make her wish she was dead. If any of this shit has an ounce of truth, get yourself a shovel and a bullet and get it done
The best way to get revenge is to do nothing. The ravages of old age will be far more cruel than you could ever hope to be.
>knock her out
>lock her in basement
>give her knife
>lock basement door
shell kill herself eventually when she realizes your not coming back to feed her
Well.......
I was walking late one night with my gf in a sketchy area when this black dude comes walking from behind a building.
We mind our business and keep going then he says "hey! Hey, brah"
Automatically i assumed he wanted change but i answered "what"
He said the creepiest shit someone in a sketchy area could of said at 3 am..he said "the best way to get revenge..is to behead somebody"
...
I said "okay, thats weird!" then hurried home watching our backs..
So best way to get revenge....behead them
nice user, speech level 100
tell her shes a meanie
>One day I come back from work
>Door is open
>ohshit.jpg
>Run in, Sis is cleaning up glass on the floor
>She's bruised
>"Sis! What the hell happened!?"
>"Nothing..."
>Smell the air, catch that disgusting stench Bitch calls perfume
>"Was Bitch here?"
>"Um... No?"
>She's a horrible liar, can tell obviously she's nervous
>I call my Dad, he calls the police
>Sister screams "No, I swear she's a good person!"
>Bitch goes to jail for a year
>A month later, my sister tries to kill herself after hanging out with her druggie "friends"
>She goes to rehab for a few months
>She comes back home, things are getting better again
>once again, I'm filled with a false hope that Bitch is gone forever
>it's short lived
(Cont.)
he already directly talked about how its best to wait till they are 10 to fuck them, he is obvious pedo yo
You're muslim, right?
Why do you take so long to greentext? You are not even saying that much.
bump
He's making it up as he goes. It's really easy to greentext on mobile.
>See?
this is the lamest story i have ever read about someone blaming some random person for their sister being a dumb teenager
all i can say is thank god i had a good lawyer and refused to take any deal
plus because of kid i got job i have now at higher pay than would have
you desire to fuck 10 year old girls.. i wish you didnt get your niece back
YOU DIDNT EVEN EXPLAIN WHY SHE GOT ARRESTED ASSHOLE, THIS STORY IS SHIT. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE SHITTY PARENTS F THEY CANT STOP YOUR SISTER FRIM SEEING THE CUNT, AND IF SHES OVER 18 STOP GIVING A SHIT
Thanks for taking the bait. I've been feeding your ego this whole time pedophile. What kind of hell does your niece live in? How did you get her to lie to the police?