Matt Berry should be the next Bond and he should do the theme song too

Matt Berry should be the next Bond and he should do the theme song too.

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I agree

UNHAND ME BLOFELD

>opening action sequence of him very slowly crashing his car into a bollard before staggering out and bumbling down the Thames embankment knocking over tourists while shouting and swearing down his phone at M's answering machine.
>bond goes to hotel room and walks in. bond girl lying on the bed in seductive pose. fade to black.
>audio "james? james are you ok?" as picture slowly fades back in as scene has cut to bond in the en-suite bathroom necking viagra and desperately trying to rub some life into his flaccid alcohol numbed cock as bond girl knocks on door asking if he's ok.
>classic bond sequence as bond girl comes walking out of the surf
>bond's sat at the beachside cocktail bar absolutely fucking hammered, talking shit about MI6 to the barman and completely oblivious to her
>she approaches and makes one of those shit double entendre lines that they do
>bond desperately tries to focus, takes a swing while still sat on his stool, misses completely, falls off his stool and cracks his head open
>comes round in hospital were he's completely alienated all the staff by making racist and misogynist comments during his concussed and drunken haze
>end of film
>no big band john barry version of the james bond theme
>it's just drunk, shambolic bond in a half deserted bar full of daytime drinkers doing a wildly out of tune karaoke version
>"dur dur de dur da na na...na na de da da"

The Rabbits Paw!

Fucking lol I would totally watch that

Would be cool. Get Ayoade to direct.

I CAN'T BE IN LOVE IF IT'S PLASTIC!

I for one an glad that Holness barely has a career anymore.

>ok moneypenny, let me help you with this
>thanks my boyfriend will really appreciate this
>FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU

Why? Darkplace is GOAT.

he already auditioned, didn't go so well

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>tfw Bond goes from Martinis to WHISKEY!1!!

Muse should

The band Muse should play Bond?

Implying it's not going to be a disabled black trans_X womyn raised by polyglot genderfluid non-binary-conforming dolphins on jupiter

handsome for a man

Would be interesting as fuck to have three guys act like one person

I meant they should do the theme, but I think they could pull it off being bond

I wish I were handsome like Dagless.

David D should be James B

>American
>bond

>FAAAAAAATHHHEEEEEER

Yeah, Matt Perry as bond would be pretty funny

>British Bond
>White Christian Alpha Male

I'd watch it.

>beard
>long hair

nope

Bearded Bond is best bond

He should have been the doctor.

>this happens with every bond girl in the movie

Happened in Casino Royale. The camp 60s comedy one I mean

That's really a great movie

I should re-watch that

FOOKIN DAHLEKS U WOT?

I unironically would like this.

Danny Dyer doesn't sound like a northerner.

Hello Bond, this is Money penny can you hear me?

yes

WHAT? MONEYPENNY I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Christ how does this thing work?

>Dear diary
>Today OP was not a fag

Also, Chris Morris is the villain. He has the face for it.

>The name's Bond....Jane Bond

That mission was great James but maybe try and make the next hit a bit more... jovial.

Jovial?

Yeah the feeling around MI6 is that you could maybe say some kind of witticism or quip afterwards related to the manner of the death.

...you want me to kill someone in enemy territory and then joke about it?

Yeah, have fun with it.

How bout a no?

fassbender
damian lewis
gerard butler

would all make better bonds

How can one man be so based?

I wish they hadn't killed off Brian blessed so fast, perfect casting

But John Hamm deserved to inherit that castle.

Does it come with Hamm shaped indentations?

jeez

Darkplace is so shit

Super garbage acting
Ross from IT crowd cant act for shit
all those cheesy things
god how do people like this

The next Bond should be an overweight woman of color

There is objectively no better choice than Matt Berry.

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Why????

Uh because it's refined garbage.

Take my damned money already.

>Hello James, this is Q Fandango, can you hear me?

i only know this guy from portlandia, what's his deal

kek

He's a musician who doesn't watch TV that fell into TV work through voice work mostly.

He was on most famously on The IT Crowd, which is good, but he was also on Garth Marenghi's Darkplace and Snuff Box which are fucking awesome.

He was on some show called Garth Marengis Darkplace and I am sure he dubs his lines.

>2016
>worrying about people being from Iran

Kek

OOOOOOOONDERPANSIES

>tfw no darkplace season 2

...

wisslpb?

fuck you

>Super garbage acting
That's kind of the point. It's partially meant to be a parody of old soaps, with atrocious acting.

Is Toast of London worth Watching?

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god yes

I can't explain why but it's easily one of the best shows that's been on in a long time. It takes the piss out of the luvvy stage actor types on a basic level but somehow works real well.

RAY FUCKING PURCHASE.

Matt Berry shouldn't be Bond.
He should be his own 00 agent.
Named Matt Berry.
Fuck that. Make him a 000 agent.

Matt Berry. 00069.

Would be GOAT but it'll never happen

Well. They did film a second season. But when the first episode aired, they had too many people kill themselves from the scariness and madness of it. So they burnt it in a fire. Sadly the smoke drifted over to a local pub and all the customers slit their wrists with broken pint glasses that once held warm beer. One patron in the loo was said to have drown himself in the flush about (what they call a toilet over there) while screaming how tragic it was not to be Matt Berry.

>Ross

And The Mighty Boosh.

Mighty Boosh a shit.

based berry