Help, time is of the essence Sup Forums!

Help, time is of the essence Sup Forums!

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

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In a saucepan, dummy.

Magical device called a microwave

ITS NOT WORKING

You have to put the pan into an oven, you dingus.

Sharpie in pooper.

No wait ...

Put spaghetti in pooper?

Oh my god, hes here.

Wank of it. The jizz has anti freeze properties. That's what I tell my neighbour when she caught me wanking over her car...

Did you try using bleach

Its easy OP just fill the tupperware container with spoons and put in the microwave

fuckfuckfuck hes started ticking

what happens when the time runs out? come on i dont have all day tell us already

This looks to be one of the best threads on Sup Forums at the moment. Damn shame I gots to go sleepy-bye.

Get a lighter, OP. An open flame should help it thaw faster.

pop the lid off and put the cup of sauce in the microwave for about 30 seconds. make sure u turn on the microwave while doing this

Ruuuun faggit

pop lid, place insides in a sauce pan,
turn up the gas to like high wait 5 mins

Put in a bowl of water overnight, you fucking autistic nigger

Make sure you keep the spoon in there, helps give the food a better taste.

yo nigguh you doin everything wrong you need to take the spaget and put it in a large pot of water, you carry that bucket to the top of your building and drop it off the roof letting the friction from the air heat up the pot. by the time it hits the ground it'll be warm enough to eat

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Phat dick

I DONT HAVE TIME HELP

that quality. what kind of camera you got?

It's good hold on

put it down your pants bud

put it in your microwave you little shitnigger, then kys

Apparently you have the time to find the perfect focus on your camera.

what are you worried that timer is going to stab you? its just a timer it cant stab you you'll be fine bro

okay, okay. I've put it in

THIS SHIT IS GAY!

OPEN THE FUCKING LID
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

H-he's just watching me

Hows the sause OP

boy i love comedy posting on the internet

what the fuck is going on in this thread

This is what Sup Forums is about! I miss these truly random threads

You must be autistic

Give him a light, it might calm him down.

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How u no?

What is this? How2Basic?

fuck this im taking my chances fending him off

hes just a helpless fucking cow you asshole

RIP OP

Put him in the sauce

Dude, it's not his fault. He had bad parents.

BE CAREFUL. HE HAS SOMETHING IN HIS HAND

the timer went down and nothing happend

OP feed him your prolapsed sphincter

stick it in your butt

THANK GOD, I THOUGHT OP WAS KILL

it must be boken. throw it in the garbage.

allahu akhbar

Told you OP. Now what about the spaghett?

From what simpsons episode is this

Fucking fag capcha calling fries "chips"

If dubs you must fond and tell me which episode

If trips you post link to full episode

If quads i livestream myself eating my gross alcoholic diahrea

>inb4 quads

Put me in the screencap

this thread is honestly making me cringe

i would expect this kind of thing from a preteen forums, not Sup Forums

>cringe
fuck off newfag

So I need to go to a preteen forum if I want to laugh? ROBLOX it is then

A Milhouse Divided
>but still not a meme

Everything is ok Sup Forums ill just make my spaghetti now

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but you already have some in the plastic container. where did you put that?

Posting in potentially epic bread.

Put me in the sceen cap faggot.

>guyss i've been here for 2 months watching rekt thread because im a cool and edgy 17 years old emo faggot

Fuck off newfag

cigar in pooper use sauce as lube

i actually agree. this shit sucks. late.

OP DONT!! HE WILL ATTACK YOU FROM THE BACK

Fuck i love you thanks ima watch it

w-what the fuck/!?!

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Oh shit dude...RIP OP

totally not samefagging

Can't... look.... away....

HA! Neither one of them is me

Call the police! There's been an attack!

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Thanks alot Sup Forumsro

this thread

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I FUCKING TOLD YOU SK NIGGER
You dun goofed

slap it with your dick

Put it in your ass op! That will surely end his reign of terror!

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No problem famalam

OP! Turn on the burner it will force him to start keeping time again!

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THIS

hhelpp

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Someone call for help for op, CALL MOOT

scary berry

Quick OP, the burner

>not realizing Sup Forums IS a preteen forum.

Faggot.

Your only hope op

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Oh you're still here

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Can use html. Fuckoff already lahey

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