You are swimming in the beach

>you are swimming in the beach
>this man slap your ass

What do?

KO him.

Get up and tell him in a very angry way

who's told you to stop it?

Decapitate and play soccer.

kill him.

gently bite his dick

get down on my knees and suck his cock obviously

You would run. He is too big.

have sex with him obviously, no homo though

For you.

kek

same 2bqh, no homo

Apologize and go back to watching hockey.

i will be the goalkeeper

Put his penis in my grlpucci

Can I adopt a hairy Brazilian to live with me in Seoul?

I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are.

We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one.

why

It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together.

As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though.

My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.

Where is this pasta from?

It was submitted on site where people just post romantic stuff. It was such a popular copy pasta that the author took it down because they laughed at him too much.

He looks like a manlet so I'll try to beat him up .

Pucker my butthole and start caressing his chode.

no because korea does not recognize faggot "marriage"

wtf i love korea now

kut Bataven

But he can live with me. We don't need to get married. I don't care about neighbours.

i would liberate him

Sames.

post your boipucci and i can think about it

>faggot thread
>closing the tab

Serious question here. These kind of things do happen and you can't out fight them. So how do you retreat without looking like a wimp?

I would say "Hei man, whats up" because he slaped my ass like a bro, no balls touching, no eye contact

No as a visitor his visa will expire in 3 months and he will have to leave unless he lands a job here.


So just go to Itaewon and suck AIDS-ridden American GI cocks, you disgusting faggot.

i bet he is just joking come on dude

I come on dudes

Where is this pasta from?
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:29:54 No.69938068 ▶
It was submitted on site where people just post romantic stuff. It was such a popular copy pasta that the author took it down because they laughed at him too much.
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:37:29 No.69938255 ▶He looks like a manlet so I'll try to beat him up .
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:39:45 No.69938307 ▶
Pucker my butthole and start caressing his chode.
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:45:00 No.69938439 ▶ no because korea does not recognize faggot "marriage"
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:46:15 No.69938468 ▶
wtf i love korea now
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:47:17 No.69938494 ▶
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kut Bataven
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:47:58 No.69938514 ▶ But he can live with me. We don't need to get married. I don't care about neighbours.
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:48:50 No.69938535 ▶
(OP)
i would liberate him
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:49:29 No.69938543 ▶
Sames.
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:49:36 No.69938544 ▶
post your boipucci and i can think about it
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:50:51 No.69938578 ▶
>faggot thread
>closing the tab
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:51:00 No.69938583 ▶
(OP)
Serious question here. These kind of things do happen and you can't out fight them. So how do you retreat without looking like a wimp?
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:51:21 No.69938589 ▶
(OP)
I would say "Hei man, whats up" because he slaped my ass like a bro, no balls touching, no eye contact
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Anonymous 01/15/17(Sun)00:51:33 No.69938596 ▶No as a visitor his visa will expire in 3 months and he will have to leave unless he lands a job here.


So just go to Itaewon and suck AIDS-ridden American GI cocks, you disgu

Hello janitor-sama

>having sex with attractive men
>gay

yes you're right

OwO
what's this?

You again?

o-obrigado pae pae

slowly brush my hair aside and say,
"L-Lewd", then walk away quickly from the scene covering my face

I bet youre not even memeing

I've dropped 200 pounders, attacking and fucking his faggot ass up is a mission and a pleasure.

Outrun him.

"What the hell man? Why did you slap my butt? That's not cool"
Then hear his apologies and go away

Surrender my boipucci to him, let him use saliva as lube and angryfuck me til I can't walk next day.