I'm going to 7-11

I'm going to 7-11

You assholes want anything?

A better life.

Yeah, don't come back

a crystal pepsi

Grab me a couple waters, they're 2 for $2.22 I think. Thanks man.

Fuck you, with your faggot 7-11

I'll take a suicide pill.

If you see my dad there tell him it's been 15 years and what's taking him so long

cancer please

cornetto

Nah, just pick me up some dubs

A can of cope mint if you can.

What the fuck is a cornetto? What are you user?

$1.99 cheeseburger please. and a coke slurpy

Just a blunt wrap ma nigga

Antiacids

Pick me up some obesity please.

buffalo chicken taquitos, monster energy drink and belmonts. thanks nigger.

I just went to 7/11 and got these for my fatass self and my nigger friends

un gansito y una coca, por favor..

a girlfriend

A jug of gas, 7 condoms, a cheeseburger, a battery, a lottery ticket, the hooker outside, and tell Apu I said hi.

cash register

A hotdog, condoms, duct tape and a 5 hour energy please

one of those greasy tacos they keep in a little cage.

Yes please

Please, i have an addiction to grape flavored Fanta.

You a nigger?

fill this up pl0x

This tbh.

Nigger confirmed.

1.72gb of cp and not a mb less thank you

Slurpee, corn nuts, and a Slim Jim.

I want a cherry icee please

Orange Monster thats Sugar Free

Want Pepsi but probably shouldn't. No thanks breh.

I want a Lipton Fruit punch and some honey BW twisty chips

3 Steel Reserve tall boys, and pack of Salem Silver pls

I want a puppy

A big chug and see if Apu has any new nudie mags in

yeah the clerk dead

Skittles for Treyvon.

Are you 12? Who even looks at those things anymore lol

I want hot fries

Only my food preference is.

YES

20-ounce blueberry coffee with 6 Almond Joy creamers. Shit is cash.

No hay coca solo manaos lince

me too i always get that for break time at work

Get me some jalapeƱo pringles and a mucho mango arizona

Keep them laying around in the shitter for guests and stuff.

Can you pick me up a pack of Parliaments and some Spitz sunflower seeds

Can you get me some acetaminophen so I can die in my sleep

Iced coffee mocha mixed with french vanilla

HUH????

Jesus christ, shit taste in cigarettes and food? Kys.

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loli threads to spiderman

wew

Bue, que se le va a hacer.
y si me enveneno?

Except not really. Within .5 to 24 hours, you may feel some nausea, possibly vomiting, low appetite. You'll wake up the next morning feeling unusually tired. And then, around 18-72 hours later, you'll start to feel a pain developing in the upper-right quadrant of your stomach. You start to think, "oh fuck what have I done."
After 72 hours, you will likely already be hospitalized due to continuous vomiting. You don't realize it, but you've been rejecting food and are extremely dehydrated. As hepatic necrosis sets in, your eyes are a nice piss yellow as you say goodbye to your family. Acute renal failure will ensue and you will die from multiple-organ failure. Is that what you mean by "in your sleep"?

i kekd

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