Waifu Claiming Thread:

Waifu Claiming Thread:
Ireland is the best edition :^)

Previous:Rules:
>Invade All states in US
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>check to see who reads the rules
>chain lurk pics
>don't trust gardevoir he's a fag
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!

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No life back again. Juvia claimed

GG, I won on the first round this time.

>Ireland
>Best

In what?

I AM THE FUCKING STRONG

Funkclaimer claiming d.va

Still here

(Rikka)
What tuning are you in? The song is a half step down from standard tuning.

in having leprechauns

Not clicking that shit nigger

i prefer crush fetish with the animals but this is ok i guess

If only there were more pictures like that.

lmao im in standard, the beginning sounds the same but im assuming the chords are gonna sound fucked

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>prefer crush fetish with the animals
m8

yucky

Like what?

Kinda fixed when being the best also means being the only.

Yep, if you're reading off a tab, just shift your fingers one fret down and you'll be fine. (So a C power chord is on 2nd fret and 4th fret instead of 3rd fret and 5th fret)

of course you do... fucking lunatic

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w h y

Aye

Sup weebos, hows it goin?

For every thing there is there will be a man that likes it.
What other stuff do you like? kinda curious

Iowa claimed

Last one I read that I liked but I forgot to keep reading was Romantically Apocalyptic. Whats this Blaster Nation about?

Is she kill

>certain somebody
Oh boy I wonder who that is

What was the reference in that one?

haha I dunno I mostly associate marx with his soul

Like I said man I have no clue because I'll have the same thing again and yet it's all good. Finger trick whats that? I'm headin off the thread so message me if you need me

Ahhhhh okay then I didnt know I thought it was standard, I cant tell the difference sometimes mang

>That image
>That fetish
Disgusting tbh fam
That's a cute Iowa
Hey Koko been a while

>people would be much better

a c u t e

I had a lot of sympathy for you and thought all the hate you were getting was super fucked up, but now I kinda see why and the sympathy is slowly draining...

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Most tabs have the tuning at the top. Most of their songs I've found to be in standard, but they can throw you for a loop like that.

If you ever have questions, feel free to hit me up on Telegram. My username is @stewie574

sorry friend

I mean how is it any different than whats considered normal dropping semen all over a chicks face is pretty fucked up tbh

giantess
feet
vore
raunch
armpits
sweat
farts
domination
stomach ssounds
to name a few

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Doll claimed.

Kirino
Yeah that one, just remembered it because it's on the Suicidesheep channel.

DD
youtu.be/iOG1fJ55VOc

Shino
Sounds fun, will have to download it sometime then

Hama
You've had manta ray?! How did that taste? (And don't you fuckin say like turtle)

Saber
It's easily one of the better lewds out there. Only thing that puts me off is heart holes.
Also nice pic.

Maki
I fuckin wish it was my joke, but it's from a comedy show called bottom, or at least the live version of it.
Yep, sad that more people don't appreciate the cold. It depends on the tape really though.
Ah I see. Hope it passes quickly at any rate.
That's what I am doing, can't hear him anymore. Either he got scared and pissed off, I've killed him with my mighty flail, or he's on my back or something.

Do you know which of there songs are in standard?? Awesome imma add you now!

I just meant the pic!

Exactly this.
Trying so hard to feel bad for him.

Something about how Magolor spoke to someone who knew Kirby (Possibly Marx) before he went to Popstar and the Clockworks in the skys (Nova)

If you already know what he did you have no reason not to think it was Marx.

>I mean how is it any different than whats considered normal

Facials don't cause suffering or death you sociopath.

Boat

>how is it any different than
>vanilla sex
>normal reproduction

>killing animals
>getting off to it

>>normal

I like all but the farts, overall nice taste.

>heretical rattles

Heya, hows it goin? tbh i think thats the only pic i've seen thats incorporated an exercise ball now that I think about it

I dont think we can be friends anymore...

I think I tried a little too hard

>stomach ssounds
What the fuck are you?

This
Yeah the holes are really weirdTHIS

Yeah I was suprised to find it myself how've you been. I'm doing good thanks

Hachikuji reporting in ;)

Of course not!

Every time...

It's a Doll!

You

oh its just a fetish though i cant control it

oh

still gross and demeaning to the women i loss any respect for a women who voluntarily does this

i dont get off to killing animals I get off to the Domination the women is putting out on the animal

well thank you

what why why does this bother people

its a thing

To each their own and all but holy fuck man.

>Stomach sounds
How.

Gun to the head pictures.

Kokoster, what's good?

Gotcha man.

Aww damn, that was good though, memorized it at least. The cold can be bittersweet, it's a comfy time, but getting frostbite isn't so comfy. There was a whole box of them, take your pick. Thanks man, it should, hopefully. Stay frosty Doll, roll dodge if you have to.

Nou

>Stomach sounds
>Farts
>Vore
I lost all hope for you. I'm normally open minded but this is a next level degeneracy I don't know how Shino and Shiro sympathize with you

>I get off to the Domination the women is putting out on the animal

So you get off to WOMEN killing animals right?


>still gross and demeaning to the women i loss any respect for a women who voluntarily does this

stomach sounds i like knowing my momma is working would love to hold esdeaths tummy and just listen

if you judge people for shit they dont control then whatever

>stomach sounds i like knowing my momma is working would love to hold esdeaths tummy and just listen

>stabs guy 100 times
i cant control it i just have to do it exactly 100 times dont judge me

I don't judge a man by his fetish, i judge him by the things he does for or to others.
>still gross and demeaning to the women i loss any respect for a women who voluntarily does this

Everybody has their own way of thinking.

>fetish
>not missionary position for the sake of procreation
>devil begone
>welcome to hell bois

>Not heretical rattles
I don't think i even have a picture of a boat on my computer, apart from the ones i drew beards on and my "Test results" as it were.

Just cuz i don't understand what someones into doesn't mean i need to hate him or dislike him for it.

Nah mean?


Esdeath is pretty chill just gets rilled up in these threads and I personally think he does it to get humiliated because he probably enjoys it.

pic says differently

Doin pretty good myself, what have you been up too?
Oh shit, nice loli
>Holding esdeaths tummy and just listen
Rumbly tummies tickle your pickle eh?
nothin much, just hangin out. How bout you?

>i judge him by the things he does
Stealing
Manipulation
Stalking
Animal abuse
Illegal animal crush videos

HE DID THIS AND YOU STILL DEFEND THIS DEGENERATE
>Everyone has their own way of thinking
So by that logic pedophilia, murder, rape, genocide is all okay right?

I have a feeling that someone is screen capping this one and making a picture with it...

if they are

fuck niggers

I've got a folder of depressing pictures, but surprisingly little of that specific kinda... huh.

League and MGSV you?

>Someone compile this new Esdeath shit

I dont know what to tell you man

it honestly freaks me out how people are pk with facials and chicks getting fucked so hard they cry but my shit is weird suuuuuuuuure

that is not the same at all I choose to stab people I didnt say ok ill take these fetishes for the rest of my life please

yeyeyeyeye

aside from me licking the hate your way of thinking is more than correct

maybe i should stop

Tenryuu claimed

Okay nigglets, what did i miss?

>I personally think he does it to get humiliated because he probably enjoys it.
I never thought of it that way.

Fuck you elitist.

>I personally think he does it to get humiliated because he probably enjoys it.

Holy fuck Shino you could be correct.

>He does it to get humiliated
This makes too much sense so he's doing it to get off
>So some of this shit is fucking bullshit

Heya Koko

Oh well I'll take what I can get, artistic licence and all.

Indeed it is, is that a Makoto?

Yeah its about 26 mins into this.
youtu.be/v_Tfbtb1J_8
Kek, well I mean it being cold outside so you're house is not too hot, so hopefully you shouldn't get frostbite inside.
Got any weird bootleg Chinese ones? Those are always great.
You got any medicine to help it pass? Like painkillers or anything?
I'll check my corners, don't you worry.

What's with that scraggy moustache?

A whole lotta hurtin'.

What a shitty rave

>Not laying on your mom's stomach while she naps, as a child.
Man I loved listening to gurgles, I forgot about that.
>Not my fetish tho.

they better be
my reaction images are top notch
and kikes

He says while posting a boat.
Right.
Race war now

Chek em

Rave you say?? Dont mind if I join

no no no im trying to teach how that someones fetishes does not make them satin

DM can't grow a beard.
>According to Dio and I
A boat that has (attempted to grow) a beard

Just some mild autism

Checked.

ay yo whats going on

YUUUUNNOOOOOO!!

sup faggots?

-mavis

>pedophilia
I don't see it, you're saying things
>Murder
He thinks about murder but has never done so, not a murder until otherwise
>Rape
Are you pulling this info out your ass?
>Genocide
So murder twice, huh?
>Stealing
Everybody steals more than once in their life
>Manipulation
And you wouldn't?

The rest i can disagree with.

But what's this about the animal shit?
You're damn right i'm not a fabric

Esdeath, make a telegram. We want to analyze you a bit further.

Nice! So i take it things have been same ol same ol huh? I haven't been up to much. My parents left town for a month so i've been sober mostly. So far not a fan heh. Are you doin anything now besides posting?
Hey, as far as fetishes go, thats a pretty alright one. I can see that being kinda cute. But what if she has diarrhea and can't control it?
yo yo! hows it goin?
tbh, getting a head scratch from my mom was relaxing as fuck.
thats why you don't go to raves

WE WUZ

Like don't get me wrong it was kinda nice to listen to, somewhat, but I didn't beat my 5 year old meat over the shit.

All of the Races
Whites superiour

Who are you placing your bets on

interesting
so your a heretic now?
sadly not memes
>insert list of im gay edups videos here
KANGZ

When I couldn't sleep my mom would rub her hand over my face, my sister liked her hair pet back.