Hi Sup Forums, Devil here

Hi Sup Forums, Devil here.
Roll 6, go to heaven.
Roll 66, become a ghost.
Roll 666, become a demon.
Roll 6666, live forever.
Roll 66666, become God.
Roll anything else and you will go to Hell,
good luck!

roll

Hows heaven treating you Satan?

rolling for justice

Shit man.. I don't wanna talk about it....

Try that shit

Roll.

Roll

Rollin for god

I demand that you checkem

Postan

yes

I am a Demon.

Welcome to Heaven, please have a seat.

hell here i come

I'm a fuckin piece of shit and wanna go to hell

Awesome, what is there to do in heaven?

roll

6 get

Idk

Idk man, I'm just an intern. Ask Larry when he gets back from lunch break.

Hi devil wheres my pact that i wanted?

Roll :v

rolllll

sick burn

Alright...
How long till Larry get's back from lunch?

Yo, can I get that thing now?

roll

huh

Larry here. We have a 9-7 all you can eat buffet. A swimming pool and slide for the little ones. 5 star living facilities and a great view. Have a great time!

Well shit. I guess shooting up that school didn't keep me out of heaven after all. Sweet, I'm gonna go load up a trash bag full of garlic shrimp, and then if anyone needs me I'll be taking a shit in the pool.

Nigger

Roll

I'm gonna become a Buddhist monk than stab a giraffe in the dick.

R.r

Roll

Lel roll for 5

give me jesus

heres my chance to get out of heaven

yuss

i am god