Hi Sup Forums, Devil here.
Roll 6, go to heaven.
Roll 66, become a ghost.
Roll 666, become a demon.
Roll 6666, live forever.
Roll 66666, become God.
Roll anything else and you will go to Hell,
good luck!
Hi Sup Forums, Devil here
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Hows heaven treating you Satan?
rolling for justice
Shit man.. I don't wanna talk about it....
Try that shit
Roll.
Roll
Rollin for god
I demand that you checkem
Postan
yes
I am a Demon.
Welcome to Heaven, please have a seat.
hell here i come
I'm a fuckin piece of shit and wanna go to hell
Awesome, what is there to do in heaven?
roll
6 get
Idk
Idk man, I'm just an intern. Ask Larry when he gets back from lunch break.
Hi devil wheres my pact that i wanted?
Roll :v
rolllll
sick burn
Alright...
How long till Larry get's back from lunch?
Yo, can I get that thing now?
roll
huh
Larry here. We have a 9-7 all you can eat buffet. A swimming pool and slide for the little ones. 5 star living facilities and a great view. Have a great time!
Well shit. I guess shooting up that school didn't keep me out of heaven after all. Sweet, I'm gonna go load up a trash bag full of garlic shrimp, and then if anyone needs me I'll be taking a shit in the pool.
Nigger
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I'm gonna become a Buddhist monk than stab a giraffe in the dick.
R.r
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Lel roll for 5
give me jesus
heres my chance to get out of heaven
yuss
i am god