Dubs decides what I say

Dubs decides what I say

Will you shooble my dooble flooble????

"ur a cunty faggot "

I wish you fucked like my dad

Hey

next time you go poop can you send me a picture of it?

Rolling for this

You into anal? I'll take your ring piece to the tonsils.

bump

I'm on a shit ton of drugs. Let me bust in your ass

We should just fuck and get it over with already. Come over.

Goddamn you

hope youre tighter than my sister is

I'm gonna need proof that you're about to take a shower.

Are you?

this

also winrar

My dad is raping me rn tbh

Rolling

This

swallow my cum baby- user

Why don't you shower here?

I wanna dip my onion rings in the murky diarrhea filled depths of your rosy anus.

Rolling

Roll

winrar dipshits quit rolling

how about you come to mine and show your tongue in my ass?

not if you come over :(

Ayy lmao

Hello? Winrar you mothefruckers why are you stoill rolling?
WINRAR HEREEE

Let me shove a hamster up your ass

Rolling for this

winrar!!!!!!

Checked

Sometimes I jerk off to you while I wear an Obama mask

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i ask the questions, bitch

Lets have girl talk- what color is your asshole? Mine is stained white from daddy's cummies

Cause I eat ass baby. I'll take your ring piece to the tonsils.

are you trying to kink shame me?!?!?

Roll

winrar!!!!!!

I love this one

winrar

I love you, and want nothing more than to pee on you while you are pegging me with a strap on dragon dildo!

It's a new meme.

winrar!!

I'm the bewbie monster, show me your bewbies :)

I think you are ver cute btw :)

I was born with both sets of genitalia and impregnated myself.

Can we fuck while my dad jerks off to it

I love you, and want nothing more than to pee on you while you are pegging me with a strap on dragon dildo! check em

Just kidding, lol, so, are you coming over or i have to go to your place?

"bc i love you.
nigga."

Winraaaar

My friends beat me up and then take turns spitting in my mouth. Please don't tell!

k say this:

just kidding, don't. Sup Forums just made me send that. anyway, I think you're really awesome. do you wanna go out sometime?

does anyone have that winrar meme where it's the dude sitting at the computer with a head that is winrar?
If dubs then

"I'd love to get all up in those sweet cheeks babe"

Sometimes I wish I could get fucked by a German guy in a pikachu costume

roll

Now that i broke the ice a little bit more want to grab some coffee

rerollio

roll

I thought you were into scat based on your retardation.

Fuck off faggot

winrar

rolling for this
= Did this but wanted this

Send me nudes whore

So here I am, sitting on the toilet desperately trying to shit. I had diarrhea and was shitting myself while I slept so I had this brilliant idea to shove some TP up inside my asshole assuming I could easily shit it out. Well, it ain't come out and now I have a slight pain right side near belly button. Any ideas? I shot water up my asshole which seems to barely break anything down. Don't see any shit mixed in though. Drank some milk knowing I can't digest it well hoping that a wave of shit will have enough mass and acceleration to make it through.

I want to come clean your room, and take care of you, in exchange for you to sit on my face

Roll

Checked. Added a little extra before that to keep it realistic with her but added winrar

Nigger birthday today :):):):):

Sorry for being random I'm a little buzzed let me see your nipples I've been honestly waiting forever to see

lets peep that butthole sweetheart

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Would you mind rating my dick

Sometimes I jerk off to you while I wear an Obama mask

Eh I'll roll for this

bumperino

now hurry the fuck up OP whats taking you so long

rollin

kek

Let's say I lube up my arm and see how deep your ass goes?

Rolling for this

Roll

reroll..

Yet I'm delivering

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Roll!

send her a dick pic

Can I put my dick inside you? I'm doing an experiment to find out if latinas sound different than white girls when they have a dick inside them

win

Hey, mind if I see a picture of your chest without a shirt on it?

no i want you to send that to her.

roll

I really like you, mind if I call you "My Female" to my friends?

Winrar

I'll fuckin - I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right, put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like *Tssssssss*

So, I don't like calling you my friend, can I call you a female?

this OP this

I don't mind if you keep texting me, but you should really send me nudes to keep my attention.

So, about that ass-eating thing. You know you want it and I know I want it. When are you free?

There's a time and a place for sex, of course. Want to boink at my place later?