In this thread we poorly describe games and the others have to guess, I'll start:

In this thread we poorly describe games and the others have to guess, I'll start:

>technological magic and shit
>LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE!
>Bugs everywhere
>Boring as fuck after 2 hours playing

PIC not related

halo

Nier

Nope

>die often
>collect currency from those u kill
>use currency to become stronker
>fight others now and then

Nope, here are some more hints:
>Climb dem tower!
>Get high on music

Ratchet and clank. Obviously

this is a good thread. something new for once
>shit tier
>nyc
>run up and down the streets most of the time
>repetitive as fuck
>loot system is retarded
>waste of 60$

Dark souls or bloodborne

>FUCK
>FUCK
>FUCK
>FUCK
>F- oh shit that looks cool
>FUCK

dark souls

no mans sky

No man's sky

Division

Saints Row

Nope

>Have a mustache, why not
>PETA dun goffed
>Save girl several times
>End up in friendzone

obviously mario

River City ransom?

>Snow fucking everywhere
>Vanilla is shit
>There are monsters

Darksouls

>be a cool guy
>get mixed up with three idiots
>one is an annoying bitch
>one is a mentally ill vietnam vet
>and there's a nigger
>you gotta make your way somewhere
>on the way you get mauled, strangled, ripped apart, puked on and facefucked

A winrar is you, next:

>Edgy as fuck
>Cringy as fuck
>the 3rd was ok
>weebs hate the last one released

>Wake up
>Fucking mayor
>wut.jpg
>Fuckers expect you to run an entire city
>Turns out to be easier than you expected
>like way easy
>turn off game dont play again

Animal Crossing

sims

Nope.

Fire Emblem Fates?

Nope. Not god.

Tropico

Nope. Not a dictator.

Nope, another hint:

>chick looks like mom, but i'd tap that ass

>wake up
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>the kid
>old man
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>the kid
>the kid
>asian
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>singing asian
>the kid
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags


>the kid

Like anyone ever has even played FE3. Weebs would like the last ones btw, they're basically waifu rpg's now

Fallout 4?

Left 4 dead

Final fantasy

Nope. Not a savior, just a plain mayor. Game made decent bank aswell.

>fucking massive sword
>hair looks good
>ALLAHU AkHBAR
>crush dies mid game

Gta4

Ff7

FFXII

Nope, more hints:

>weebs sad because: "this is not *protagonist*
>brother wants to kill you
>Kinda hard untill you understand how to combo

Winrar. Next:

>you think you're good at it, but you're not
>seriously, you're not
>that ain't falco

Good my sir

Citizens of Earth

>log on for the first time
>everyone else in the party is level 70+
>have no op except recruit
>dont know what to do in the start
>get immediately killed from some strange direction
>flamed by team
>hostage gets shot
>repeat

I pulled a beam sword on peach in a local tourney once, feels good man

Nope, another hint:

>phone's battery is shit and you should feel bad for it
>Big Brother

Payday 2

You should not be dying at all in Ratchet and Clank.

>Loot system
>NYC

>Loot system

>b rush

Saints row

nope

Nope
Bonus hints.
>You manage waste, pollution, traffic flow, budgets, city income
>Every fucking citizen has your twitter and buzzes non-stop pure degeneracy

CS:GO

Amen to that. News cast 9/11?

>Take turns dropping shit
>get rewards for linear gameplay
>absolutely no story line
>Old ass game, 9/10 gamers have played it

Nope, check the other hints above

>farming
>waifus

DMC

Devil may cry?

Cs:go

You're supposed to POORLY describe the game, user.

Harvest moon

Star dew valley/Harvest Moon?

Devil may cry

no mans sky

Sims city

>15 hours of super easy gameplay
>graphics are sick
>came out at the same time as the crew
>american guy with american name but you think the whole time that it's an indian name cuz of how the characters say it

A winrar is you!!

the crusades

Stardew valley

Nope. Not the sims.

>sad family
>grill thinks she's a frog
>ohshitimarobot.jpg
>flying TV
>make happy

>a rush?

City skylines

Arma 3

Future city flashy tracksuit fighting running around old game nostalgia

>Be the protagonist
> Fighting in the Civil War going on between nobles and peasants.
>Shit gets real
>Like Really Real
>Catholic Church behind it all

destiny

Farcry 4

Nope, check the hints above and here's a bonus one:

>Crippled friend

DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!

pokemon go ?

Rainbow 6: siege

Toejam & Earl?

dingdingding

Please learn to greentext so I don't have to deal with your bullshit

>Not enough minerals

Final Fantasy Tactics, what a wonderful game btw

Ass ass assins creed?

Nope

bike parts on lines

Dota 2/Peru Simulator

Cities Skyline

I'll accept two answers for this

>rpg
>loved by everyone despite being very average

Starcraft

>Main character barely-alpha normie
>Family killed
>Stops being a normie, pure alpha
>Drinks like Charlie Sheen
>Poppin' fools left and right dual-wielding pistols

>moba that was overhyped
>everyone stopped playing it after it came out
>was on all platforms
>3rd person but not omniscient like league or dota

Sc2/broodwar

Goat simulator