In this thread we poorly describe games and the others have to guess, I'll start:
>technological magic and shit
>LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE!
>Bugs everywhere
>Boring as fuck after 2 hours playing
PIC not related
In this thread we poorly describe games and the others have to guess, I'll start:
>technological magic and shit
>LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE!
>Bugs everywhere
>Boring as fuck after 2 hours playing
PIC not related
halo
Nier
Nope
>die often
>collect currency from those u kill
>use currency to become stronker
>fight others now and then
Nope, here are some more hints:
>Climb dem tower!
>Get high on music
Ratchet and clank. Obviously
this is a good thread. something new for once
>shit tier
>nyc
>run up and down the streets most of the time
>repetitive as fuck
>loot system is retarded
>waste of 60$
Dark souls or bloodborne
>FUCK
>FUCK
>FUCK
>FUCK
>F- oh shit that looks cool
>FUCK
dark souls
no mans sky
No man's sky
Division
Saints Row
Nope
>Have a mustache, why not
>PETA dun goffed
>Save girl several times
>End up in friendzone
obviously mario
River City ransom?
>Snow fucking everywhere
>Vanilla is shit
>There are monsters
Darksouls
>be a cool guy
>get mixed up with three idiots
>one is an annoying bitch
>one is a mentally ill vietnam vet
>and there's a nigger
>you gotta make your way somewhere
>on the way you get mauled, strangled, ripped apart, puked on and facefucked
A winrar is you, next:
>Edgy as fuck
>Cringy as fuck
>the 3rd was ok
>weebs hate the last one released
>Wake up
>Fucking mayor
>wut.jpg
>Fuckers expect you to run an entire city
>Turns out to be easier than you expected
>like way easy
>turn off game dont play again
Animal Crossing
sims
Nope.
Fire Emblem Fates?
Nope. Not god.
Tropico
Nope. Not a dictator.
Nope, another hint:
>chick looks like mom, but i'd tap that ass
>wake up
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>the kid
>old man
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>the kid
>the kid
>asian
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>singing asian
>the kid
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>the kid
>the kid
>windbags
>the kid
Like anyone ever has even played FE3. Weebs would like the last ones btw, they're basically waifu rpg's now
Fallout 4?
Left 4 dead
Final fantasy
Nope. Not a savior, just a plain mayor. Game made decent bank aswell.
>fucking massive sword
>hair looks good
>ALLAHU AkHBAR
>crush dies mid game
Gta4
Ff7
FFXII
Nope, more hints:
>weebs sad because: "this is not *protagonist*
>brother wants to kill you
>Kinda hard untill you understand how to combo
Winrar. Next:
>you think you're good at it, but you're not
>seriously, you're not
>that ain't falco
Good my sir
Citizens of Earth
>log on for the first time
>everyone else in the party is level 70+
>have no op except recruit
>dont know what to do in the start
>get immediately killed from some strange direction
>flamed by team
>hostage gets shot
>repeat
I pulled a beam sword on peach in a local tourney once, feels good man
Nope, another hint:
>phone's battery is shit and you should feel bad for it
>Big Brother
Payday 2
You should not be dying at all in Ratchet and Clank.
>Loot system
>NYC
>Loot system
>b rush
Saints row
nope
Nope
Bonus hints.
>You manage waste, pollution, traffic flow, budgets, city income
>Every fucking citizen has your twitter and buzzes non-stop pure degeneracy
CS:GO
Amen to that. News cast 9/11?
>Take turns dropping shit
>get rewards for linear gameplay
>absolutely no story line
>Old ass game, 9/10 gamers have played it
Nope, check the other hints above
>farming
>waifus
DMC
Devil may cry?
Cs:go
You're supposed to POORLY describe the game, user.
Harvest moon
Star dew valley/Harvest Moon?
Devil may cry
no mans sky
Sims city
>15 hours of super easy gameplay
>graphics are sick
>came out at the same time as the crew
>american guy with american name but you think the whole time that it's an indian name cuz of how the characters say it
A winrar is you!!
the crusades
Stardew valley
Nope. Not the sims.
>sad family
>grill thinks she's a frog
>ohshitimarobot.jpg
>flying TV
>make happy
>a rush?
City skylines
Arma 3
Future city flashy tracksuit fighting running around old game nostalgia
>Be the protagonist
> Fighting in the Civil War going on between nobles and peasants.
>Shit gets real
>Like Really Real
>Catholic Church behind it all
destiny
Farcry 4
Nope, check the hints above and here's a bonus one:
>Crippled friend
DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!
pokemon go ?
Rainbow 6: siege
Toejam & Earl?
dingdingding
Please learn to greentext so I don't have to deal with your bullshit
>Not enough minerals
Final Fantasy Tactics, what a wonderful game btw
Ass ass assins creed?
Nope
bike parts on lines
Dota 2/Peru Simulator
Cities Skyline
I'll accept two answers for this
>rpg
>loved by everyone despite being very average
Starcraft
>Main character barely-alpha normie
>Family killed
>Stops being a normie, pure alpha
>Drinks like Charlie Sheen
>Poppin' fools left and right dual-wielding pistols
>moba that was overhyped
>everyone stopped playing it after it came out
>was on all platforms
>3rd person but not omniscient like league or dota
Sc2/broodwar
Goat simulator