53-year-old cougar messages me on OKC. I'm 22. She's desperate enough to send noodz. I'm 2000 miles from her

53-year-old cougar messages me on OKC. I'm 22. She's desperate enough to send noodz. I'm 2000 miles from her.

Worth the price of plane ticket?

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Her profile pic.

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This pic makes me want to not buy the ticket.

Desperate aren't you

tfw a 53-year-old tries a nude selfie.

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If she's desperate enough to send noods, make her come to you

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If she's buying the ticket, go for it. If not, pass.

The fat rolls are a major problem.

Show her tits.

Agreed.

I can smell the ham from here. Avoid.

are you black?

The gut is what's giving me pause.

She's not even worth the data it took to download her pics

She's on the Jersey Shore, if any Sup Forumsros are local.

Close your eyes and fuck her

I can't disagree.

Dude you made this thread last week.

Either bad pasta is bad or you're one indecisive motherfucker.

Probably not. I like her little red bush though

"From where my last bf bit me."

Indecisive.

Ask her if she is up for a gangbang

Show tits and face

Yes!

OP, if you're black, go for it. Otherwise, why fuck a 0.25/10 when you could be fucking, at worst, 5/10 19 year olds?

This.. otherwise just fap to her n00ds

Well, like I said the last time around, if she's desperate enough, convince her to come out and see you.

For the cost of whatever it is to fly from Cali to Jersey, you could pay a 10/10 escort for 2 days.

Closest pic of both. Along with her shitty glasses.

It's not bad enough that she's 53, but she's also fat, ugly and a natural red head.

Anyway, I'm calling bullshit on the story. OP is a 53 year loser Sup Forumstard who got dumped by this hambeast and is not trying to spread her nudes and info.

Fuck no, jesus christ.

I hope you realize you have the opportunity to get money out of this.

i wouldnt even fuck that if it gave me money for it

Id fuck id gangbang

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You're not turned on by pigs who squint when they take their selfies?

OP THIS!

Tell her you and your friends want to bukkake her.

Dude, if your this indecisive whether to fuck her or not, you probably don't want to. I'm not surprised you are unsure...on one hand, it's free pussy, on the other she's an ugly old bag.

Why not find some around your neck of the woods? Some 20 yo or something. Fapping alone would be better anyday than travelling to Jersey for...that.

I'm 48 and I wouldn't fuck her. Just sayin'. But I've had a lot of sex in my life and when I was 22, I def would have considered it. It's a cruel paradox, all things considered.

Just send her some fake ass pictures and tell her to send money for a plane ticket out. Fuck even give her a price and don't even go.

also check em

this tbh fam

OP, you get on that plane to go fuck this, understand that you are not coming home.

They'll find your bones out in the pine barrens in 2021, and even then it'll be 3 years before they actually identify you.

Where does she live?
I would absolutely wreck her, I bet she's a great lay

If you do go with the bukkake idea tell her to pay for your 5 friends as well lmao

Bradley Beach

Fuck I'd do it. Fuck her tits and her ass. Make it worth it.

OP, you have the power in this situation, because the whole dating dynamic flips once a woman gets older. She's the desperate horny guy and you're the hot chick who can get your way. Do with that as you will. I recommend not paying out of your own goddamned pocket when *she's* the one who is trying to score.

No, Brad. It's not worth it.

im in jers i'd hit that. send me her profile LOL ive got sc: ibechodda

Did you ask for her to send you nudes or did she just do it?

Asked.

She sent them on her first reply? What did you ask, if you can recall?

How did you feel about this photo?

Her OCK is www.okcupid.com/profile/designer_devon?cf=profile

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I guess if you dont tell any of your friends

She's fucking online. KEKS INCOMING

dont be retards, I want someone here to fuck her

Seriously, see if she is into gangbangs with multiple 20-something year old dudes.

let's see how much of a whore she is.

Dear god

OP, answer please

No. Just no.

Are you chatting with her?

thx for info dude i found her fb haha.. doesnt accept friend requests tho i guess i gotta make a okc account

Im from jersey and id fuck her and put it on b, im 19

I appreciated this reference my finook gabbagool.

she can't get pregnant, just sayin'

Because of her age or how do you know?

She actually has a nice ass and tits for her age. I might actually fuck her just for the hell of it, but I certainly wouldn't pay for a plane ticket to do it. I wouldn't pay for a plane ticket to fuck a supermodel. Get your shit together op. If you're that desperate go out and get some washed up barslut, you can find plenty who are at least fifteen years younger than that thing and who have actually made an attempt to salvage what's left of their looks.

OPs posted her OKC for someone else to smash so technically hes already pulled out.

menopause

more pictures?

This

But she still has a pretty high drive?

Bumping

She's just made her account private. Did she find someone?

White knight more likely.

Why would you think someone would have her run off?

AYYY IM LIKE 20 MINS AWAY FROM SEASIDE

What's keeping that Spider-man guy?

Was she 2 good 2 be tru?

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She seems perfect for this

pic related

Shes fucking 53 for fucks sake, have some self respect.

This bitch isn't even pretty. For what you'd spend on a plane ticket you could get a prostitute that actually looked good.

Has anyone on this thread tried to talk to her? Maybe she'll try again and look a bit nicer next time.

Howl321 for young girls on kik :)
Add me and ill add u to Group!!

desperate faggot, gtfo bouchedag

Anybody?

You can't polish a turd.

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Maybe she has a personality that makes up for her looks. She's gotta try again.

There is literally not a single person on earth who believes personality can compensate for appearance. It's just something people say to make themselves feel better.

How aboit her sex drive? I saw her profile page. I'd like to give her a try a see how she sounds when she gets perked up. I wonder if there are any pics from her youth, like 10 or 20 years ago?

Any more of these lad?

Yes

Could OP check in on this thread and post more pics? It could be possible that she's worth the trip and can teach him much more than a trick or two with her experience.