ITT shitty described games

ITT shitty described games
Alright niggers, I'm making this one real easy.
>count steals your water
>hop on your fucked up trashbuggy and shoot everything in a dried river bed
>Buy stuff from an idiot who can't speak english
>Eventually get to a spa and fuck it up

i dont know
>russians
>rush b

Cyka blyat

Micky mouse: house of horror

>Good graphics
>FUCKING AMAZING SOUNDTRACK
>Mediocre gameplay
>zombies
>aliens
>fires
>meteors
>etc.

Fallout 3???

Wrong again

Definitely wrong, you never played fallout 3 did you?

nope

You said shitty describe a game. what the fuck did you expect?
Half life 2?

>web based
>russian made
>shitty maps
>p2w but nobody pays
>aaa graphics

What, no. That's so off.

Terraria?

>good graphics
>amazing soundtrack
>terraria
WATTT

>Legacy looks like minecraft
>Coming soon to Xbone
>Zombies

>You need to get a weapon that can surpass metal gear.
>Getting the weapon was actually a bad thing and led to the actual villain fulfilling his plot.

Yeah.. i know.. that they were jaded on those..
was mostly going with the rest..
>>aliens and stuff.
the graffics are eh.. the gameplay is good and the music is okay.

>The movie takes place in NYC
>John Leguzamu is more know now than his famous "brother"
>The boss is a T-rex..?
>big black woman named Big Bertha...?

Either portal or fallout

Mad Max

This isn't a movie thread.

No, but that's actually a good guess I can see why you would think thta.

Hint:
>The enemies you were fighting weren't the true threat.
>Someone who's thought to be dead, isn't actually dead.

Yeah.. but, the game its about.
Inception, mother fucker. I poorly described a movie based on a game. It should narrow it down, like, a lot.

IDK GB?

>ww1