What do Sup Forums? Im really autistic with this stuff
What do Sup Forums? Im really autistic with this stuff
you are doing good, chill and go with the rhythm
dickpick
Tell her - bad girls need to be punished.
She replied with "lol im really bad.. not really anymore but kinda" im ao fucked idk what to say
"Would it be bad if I were to shove my hotdog in your hamburger?"
;)))))))))))))))
tell her "oh really? How bad?"
C0me on Sup Forums help me get laid
Ask her how many times she rays to Allah in a day
this
Send me some sexy nudes
damn starting a message with haha and ending it with lol reads hella awkward
Come grab my stick and go up and down the gears babe ;))
Tell her she seems nice and that you would like to go out with her. Be fuckind direct, women like that.
This is how i started
I know im autistic
"By the way You can always ride on mine "quad" its easy to learn come over here and ill teach you"
It's not as bad as using the word hella
Reroll
Tell her just to "cum" on over ;)
Roll
Hella damned man
Rerolls
Hahahhahaha faggots with no cars
Cringe
Oh yeah?
Rerolling
Cheers man
Ask her to have sex with you you dumbfuck.
Holy shit, are people on Sup Forums this autistic?
Your never getting laid
don't "lol" she knows you're not fucking laughing.
Say the 3 magic words.... I have aids
Yes
Stop saying lol you autistic fuck Jesus christ
you're a fucking moron how are you bad at talking to a human being
Ask if she needs a spanking, if she has daddy issues or is a slut it'll probably work
stop saying you want to meet her for one
second fucking hell man she sounds like a slut
tell her that she needs sex
Just ask for nudes for God's sake ...
Tell her you wanna stick your beta pickle in her squishy
Im going to just say "if your so bad why dont i do something about it *winkface emoji* *kiss face* emoji
stop with the ....
every comment makes you look not bothered
M8, she's a fucking whore.
If she doesn't say yes to dick now, she won't ever say yes to your sorry ass.
Literally as her if she wants to fuck, LITERALLY JUST DO THAT.
Mind games and sweet talking won't get you anywhere with this female, just go for the kill.
*ask
Oh this is painful
You should say Lol more often, Just think of it. if someone said Lol to you every fucking sentance you'd think they would be cool right.|
Fcuking faggtojtajt
Ask her what shes wearing
>INSTANTLY wants to meet up
I can't help you man
Something no grilla will ever say to op during anal?
Idk why say it so much
lol xD dont forget the ;)
Youre literally retarded aren't you
Well i saidShe read it
Aaannnddd?
Bump.
Im fucked she hasnt replied yet should i message her again Sup Forums?
this is bait
Now is the time to ask for nudes....
How?
Just cut to the chase, fool.
Send her this: you seem like you are smarter than a sack of sad, so you are obviously aware that 1. I want to make the sec with you. 2. I am so nervous that I am going to blow any chance that i have with you that i am asking a bunch of retarded faggot autists for advice (and they arent helping). But here is something you might only suspect: i am willing to go down on you.
if you send alot of messages quickly you will seem needy
yes send this
What does this mean? Did i fuck up at the end? Fuck im so autistic
yes, ask for fuck u retard
she doesn't say anything else, then abandon ship
Wew lad, OP did something correctly.
Ask for a meetup time
she must really want you, set up a place to meet
OP you may be stupider than a sack of sad
Oh my fakeness
OP, you're a faggot.
But you're a faggot who's going to get laid
Ask for a meetup time.
How?
I fucked up
>lol
we told you to stop being an aspie OP
Oh no
you should have just asked for a place to meet up she wants you
imma have to agree with user on this OP
Tell her you will save the world for her if she will be your dirty anal princess.
Yes THIS DUBS OF GUIDING LIGHT
From oh im autistic and talking about bike shit to ill tie you up and call me daddy in a blink of an eye, legit.
He's talking to her like he's roleplaying with a fat ugly woman online with no fucks. It's cringe when u start describing sec.
seconded
>cringe
JUSTT SET UP A DATE OP AND FUCK HER AFTERWARDS
OP SHE WANTS YOUR PEEWEE
FUCKING SET UP A MEETING TIME
Its all fucking autistic. He's constantly saying lol and even with telling her what he's going to do to her he ends it with "If you'd like that lol" fucking seriously!?.
He's tanked and just lost himself an easy lay.
You don't ask if a woman is going to like it you tell them they will like it.
I might have recovered
This guy gets it
its fake this confirms it
This is clearly fake as shit. Op is using an app to send messages to himself pretending he's talking to a girl.
OP FUCKED UP
>well 1 day
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Then why block her face and namd out?
LMAOO right?
to make it seem real u tard
Dubs of truth have spoken. Op is autistic. Only thing that can save you now is to set up a date and for the love of god stop writing anything to her untill then.
Anyone can use a random picture in these fake message apps and just use paint after to scribble the face out
This
His last line was trash.
Still recovering
OP WTF
SET UP A FUCKING TIME OR ELSE THIS IS FAKE AND GAY
FUCKING ASK TO MEET YOU ASPIE
SET UP A TIME YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOT.
>ABSOLUTE CRINGE
Hard for me to do that cause i live pretty far away
That's good. Keep it up without asking if she likes it. act confident even if you're not.