What do Sup Forums? Im really autistic with this stuff

What do Sup Forums? Im really autistic with this stuff

you are doing good, chill and go with the rhythm

dickpick

Tell her - bad girls need to be punished.

She replied with "lol im really bad.. not really anymore but kinda" im ao fucked idk what to say

"Would it be bad if I were to shove my hotdog in your hamburger?"

;)))))))))))))))

tell her "oh really? How bad?"

C0me on Sup Forums help me get laid

Ask her how many times she rays to Allah in a day

this

Send me some sexy nudes

damn starting a message with haha and ending it with lol reads hella awkward

Come grab my stick and go up and down the gears babe ;))

Tell her she seems nice and that you would like to go out with her. Be fuckind direct, women like that.

This is how i started
I know im autistic

"By the way You can always ride on mine "quad" its easy to learn come over here and ill teach you"

It's not as bad as using the word hella

Reroll

Tell her just to "cum" on over ;)

Roll

Hella damned man

Rerolls

Hahahhahaha faggots with no cars

Cringe

Oh yeah?

Rerolling

Cheers man

Ask her to have sex with you you dumbfuck.

Holy shit, are people on Sup Forums this autistic?

Your never getting laid

don't "lol" she knows you're not fucking laughing.

Say the 3 magic words.... I have aids

Yes

Stop saying lol you autistic fuck Jesus christ

you're a fucking moron how are you bad at talking to a human being

Ask if she needs a spanking, if she has daddy issues or is a slut it'll probably work

stop saying you want to meet her for one
second fucking hell man she sounds like a slut

tell her that she needs sex

Just ask for nudes for God's sake ...

Tell her you wanna stick your beta pickle in her squishy

Im going to just say "if your so bad why dont i do something about it *winkface emoji* *kiss face* emoji

stop with the ....

every comment makes you look not bothered

M8, she's a fucking whore.

If she doesn't say yes to dick now, she won't ever say yes to your sorry ass.

Literally as her if she wants to fuck, LITERALLY JUST DO THAT.
Mind games and sweet talking won't get you anywhere with this female, just go for the kill.

*ask

Oh this is painful

You should say Lol more often, Just think of it. if someone said Lol to you every fucking sentance you'd think they would be cool right.|

Fcuking faggtojtajt

Ask her what shes wearing

>INSTANTLY wants to meet up
I can't help you man

Something no grilla will ever say to op during anal?

Idk why say it so much

lol xD dont forget the ;)

Youre literally retarded aren't you

Well i saidShe read it

Aaannnddd?

Bump.
Im fucked she hasnt replied yet should i message her again Sup Forums?

this is bait

Now is the time to ask for nudes....

How?

Just cut to the chase, fool.

Send her this: you seem like you are smarter than a sack of sad, so you are obviously aware that 1. I want to make the sec with you. 2. I am so nervous that I am going to blow any chance that i have with you that i am asking a bunch of retarded faggot autists for advice (and they arent helping). But here is something you might only suspect: i am willing to go down on you.

if you send alot of messages quickly you will seem needy

yes send this

What does this mean? Did i fuck up at the end? Fuck im so autistic

yes, ask for fuck u retard

she doesn't say anything else, then abandon ship

Wew lad, OP did something correctly.

Ask for a meetup time

she must really want you, set up a place to meet

OP you may be stupider than a sack of sad

Oh my fakeness

OP, you're a faggot.

But you're a faggot who's going to get laid

Ask for a meetup time.

How?

I fucked up

>lol
we told you to stop being an aspie OP

Oh no

you should have just asked for a place to meet up she wants you

imma have to agree with user on this OP

Tell her you will save the world for her if she will be your dirty anal princess.

Yes THIS DUBS OF GUIDING LIGHT

From oh im autistic and talking about bike shit to ill tie you up and call me daddy in a blink of an eye, legit.

He's talking to her like he's roleplaying with a fat ugly woman online with no fucks. It's cringe when u start describing sec.

seconded

>cringe

JUSTT SET UP A DATE OP AND FUCK HER AFTERWARDS

OP SHE WANTS YOUR PEEWEE

FUCKING SET UP A MEETING TIME

Its all fucking autistic. He's constantly saying lol and even with telling her what he's going to do to her he ends it with "If you'd like that lol" fucking seriously!?.
He's tanked and just lost himself an easy lay.

You don't ask if a woman is going to like it you tell them they will like it.

I might have recovered

This guy gets it

its fake this confirms it

This is clearly fake as shit. Op is using an app to send messages to himself pretending he's talking to a girl.

OP FUCKED UP

>well 1 day

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Then why block her face and namd out?

LMAOO right?

to make it seem real u tard

Dubs of truth have spoken. Op is autistic. Only thing that can save you now is to set up a date and for the love of god stop writing anything to her untill then.

Anyone can use a random picture in these fake message apps and just use paint after to scribble the face out

This

His last line was trash.

Still recovering

OP WTF

SET UP A FUCKING TIME OR ELSE THIS IS FAKE AND GAY

FUCKING ASK TO MEET YOU ASPIE

SET UP A TIME YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOT.

>ABSOLUTE CRINGE

Hard for me to do that cause i live pretty far away

That's good. Keep it up without asking if she likes it. act confident even if you're not.