I turn 21 next month. I'm Handholdless, kissless virgin...

I turn 21 next month. I'm Handholdless, kissless virgin. I've already told myself that I'll visit a brothel when I'm 25 (legal in aus) if I haven't lost it.

In the meantime how do I deal with my horrible self esteem.

stop posting on Sup Forums for answers

go on locanto.com and find a escort there

I graduated college a virgin
Still am

39
Fucked well over 200 chicks
Paid for maybe 20 of them
Should have started & stayed with hookers only. Less trouble, less demanding, much more efficient & overall better quality.
Pay upfront, stay free

Don't lose your virginity OP. Become a Wizard. Transcend the moral plane.

Pic related

Maybe asexualism is the answer

Sex isn't half as good as you think it feels, it's kinda fun to make a girl cum tough.

Also nice to make her suck your cock and fuck her face, doesn't feel crazy but that feeling of superiority you get.. fuck yeah

it's not that big of a deal, get over it m8 just pay a hooker or something if you're curious.

Its not like I have a choice

It's less wanting to have a good time and more, I just want to know how i feels for someone to want me.

find yourself a girlfriend then, it's great sex if you both love each other and if she does anything you ask her to.

that is, of course only if you find a nice girl and not some pub slut who just wants cock, anyone's not yours in particular.

Why didn't I think of that. I'll just go down to the girlfriend store and get one right away.

Post a pic of yourself so we can see what we're working with

Well..... if you don't look like smeagol, you can find yourself decent girls and quickly, it's that easy, yes you just need to have the attitude and ok looks at least.

Put it this way, I look like Bobby hill from King of the Hill. 5'2 187lbs (85kg)

ahahaha you're fucked m8

Lower your standards, period

post a pic of yourself looking as pic related

Post a picture and i guarantee that i can help you get laid

Not gonna lie dude just lose some weight and shit will be ezier youll be more confident in yourself as well as more attractive to females thats a pretty fucking horrible weight to height ratio

Bobbys not even that fat dude

5'2... Midgets are the way for you.

Do I look like Smeagol?

Start drinking and get in shape. Fake it till you make it.

>Handholdless, kissless virgin
That's cute. I'd like to find a girl like you

biggest faggot to inhabit this planet

There definitely is some family look there

Get off fucking Sup Forums.

Why should one have to fuck the face of someone who's willing to suck their dick? You should feel superior. It shows initiative.

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Everyone I have ever talked to who lost their virginity to a hooker regrets it. YMMV.

Just sweet talk some barfly. Maybe you'll get rejected 99/100 times. But that 1 time you're getting your brains fucked out by some cutie with self esteem issues. With practice you'll start getting more success and that will boost your confidence.

Sex really is no big deal, stop trying to make it some soul union between you and the girl of your dreams.

Trips say you look fine

Your problems in your head, you act shit because you think your shit.

You need to bullshit yourself, start telling yourself you're confident and acting like it, feels dumb it first but after a while you'll start to believe you have confidence, once you have confidence getting a girl is easy.

shit, i didn't even notice my trips

you aint even ugly fam, You'll be fine.

look for a girlfriend (I know, harder than it sounds) you'll regret not being able to give it to someone you love. This day in age we're told to lose it as soon as possible but its no big deal to at what age you lose it imho. The feeling of someone wanting you because they love you is far better than just losing it some random from a club or w/e.

>In the meantime how do I deal with my horrible self esteem
self esteem is for faggots. who cares what other people think of you? Who cares what YOU think of you? Time to stop the pity party and start being a badass.

Just be cheeky but not cheesy and cringey. Girls love it when you make them laugh so try to be funny but don't come off as if you're trying to be too much.

I know it's cliche but confidence is really key, like another user said just tell yourself you are confident until you believe it, it works. And alcohol really helps. And it really is a numbers game, the more you try the more chance u have. And don't be scared of rejection cause even if you're seen talking to a girl then it peaks other girls interest.

you're okay looking. make sure you're not too picky, and you can find girls.

give up and forget about having standards

once you give up you'll get laid. its a weird phenomenon

Not at all my dude. The actual secret to getting girls is to be very outgoing and social with hobbies that surround you with people who like your company (in part because you have a great personality).

Then it's easy to lock in a girl unless your hobby is tabletop crap

Dude you look like Elon Musk here

How do I do this if I have no money? Still at university and it's a degree full of males

Unless the tabletop crap is with girls, then it's even easier as the other guys are lamer than you are and the girls have lower standards.

OP here.
>Clubs.

I'm in like 3 clubs

University is life on easy mode. Join two or three student orgs with chicks. Go to all the functions and introduce yourself to people. Do anything together so you can get to know them and they you. The social contact picks up your spirits and will help the confidence that will get you laid

Join a club with women in it or one that teaches a skill that can get you into situations with women.

You will be much happier in the long run.

I need sleep bad and my answer is the most obvious one and yet probably the hardest for you to do. Sorry I haven't read the thread.

Seriously though just learn to deal with rejection. Ask anyone you want out. The worst they can say is no. You will never get anywhere without trying. Also if you can start doing that be as confident as you can.It can be tricky but just work on it and you will see results eventually.

If somehow you are like Quasimodo or something then just go with my first rule. Ask and ask again. Rejection isn't shit. It sucks but once you get over bitches being bitches you might just find that one special person who want's to give it a shot. GL user.