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>12 years old
>1988
>school field trip to Noosa, Qld, Australia to study beach fauna or some shit
>walk along trail
>pass by a nude beach
>woman lying on her back on the sand
>she's nude
>classmate says, "now there's a couple of white pointers"
>we all laugh
>good times
>best day ever

Buddy on the left has an actual needle dick

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>Those freckles

So fucking cute. I just want to cuddle with her, and stuff her throat with my cock.

That your sister?

I work at a concession stand on a nudist beach, pretty fun shit.

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do you have to go nude as well?

Is it most;y cocks and old tits that hang to their knees, or are the some young women too?

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Imagine old cocks that hang to their knees

Yum yum

Fsggot

I have to wear a work shirt, but I can do w/e otherwise.

Mostly families and college kids, but some older people. My coworkers are actually 11/12 so zozzle.

no wonder u have the trips of hell

>goto nude beach with roommate (a femanon)
>wrinkled sultana looking guys up in the dunes, couple of couples down on flats
>had enough sun wund getting cold
>packing up to go, see an old wrinkly juss staring
wat
>done packing, hot chick with 1.5 arms & boyfriend comes up to us, all smiles
>"Hiya, see that ghuy over there?"
points to codger.
>"ya?"
>"yea, hes been staring real close at couple of the other nudists, just thought I'd lt you know"
>"Cool ok"
Off she goes, codger already making way up dunes...

uh...
>roommate: did she have like only half an arm??

i live near blacks beach in san diego its a nude beach and its lowkey lit.
i love talking to teen girls like 16-20 with both our bodies completely naked
ITS A RUSH WOOOO

R u from south Germany

go every chance I get, wherever I holiday in the world that has them, best way to see what I like without being told to have a seat over there

your story was shite and you should feel like shite

>be 13
>nude beach in Mexico
>walking around with relentless hard on
>50 dudes there and 4 girls
>decide to make a pass
>start to walk past the nude girl and start cumming
>cum all over her area
>cum so hard I start crying
>my dad sees me and runs over to help
>he trips in the sand and starts cumming too
>girl looking at us obviously embarrassed for us
>start to walk away
>hear her say "those are a couple of nice pointers" and laugh
>best day ever

kek'd hard

Need to be sure not to forget the sunglasses

ive always wanted to go but afraid id get a boner

how do you guys deal with boners?

Just own it.

dig a hole in the sand and lots of lube

i came from reading this, i came so hard i'm crying

pretty much this

win

How often do you get sweaty money?

is it a usual sight or am i going to be the only dude there with a raging boner

you get any weird looks or do people just act like its normal

fuckin how lame is that christ almighty

I went on the same excursion to noosa when I was at school - i went to Caloundra SHS. Everyone was excited about the "nudie beach" - Didn't see any nudies though...

fail x 2

I actually loled out loud.

>1.5 arms
kek

Nah, Perth Australia

heh
ya i think she was a thalidomide baby- mid 30s IIRC

It's not usual, but not uncommon either.

Only guys that get weird looks are those that look like they are starting with a rager going on. Or jerking it

>live in America
>have standards of hygiene and decency
>also fuck the beach, fuck sharks, fuck octopuses, fuck squids and fuck cthulhu's territory of a giant watery grave
Just watch porn in private and avoid the people that are basically that old smelly couple in the apartment next to yours that are horny enough to creep around a beach nude

Bet she could give a mean fuck with her stump

ahhh i see. a bit cruel making them swim don't you think...

In Greece on an island that was an old hippie destination Its called Ios nearly every beach is a nude one lots and lots of stunning European girls naked everywhere. I'm in a sea canoe in a bay. See 2 Scandinavian stunners naked start rowing towards them. Their skin is golden brown they have blonde hair and blonde public hair so skin is darker than their hair fucking gorgeous. A pervert was hiding behind rocks taking photos of them. They see him start throwing rocks at him I go over to come to their aid.
>after chasing perv away I take my shorts off while talking to them
> they are all friendly cos I came to their aid
>start getting a twinge before I know it
>raging boner in seconds one of the girls says to me
>looks like your going to have to go back in the sea to cool off
>me agrees feeling embarrassed as fuck
>go into sea back to my canoe,
> the one that said I need to cool off followed me
>fucked her in the sea best looking women I've ever fucked
> fucked her for rest of holiday never seen yer again still fap over her today 10 yrs later

cruel but hilarious

Nah she wasnt swimming at teh nude beach, she was jogging along the waters edge w/ her boyfriend

well she was pretty fucken hot...

You must be a product of repressive American culture

well spotted, faggot

>tfw can't nude sunbathe because no fenced in yard and nowhere to go

what do

crimea was a good place to go, but now too scary because WW3 will probably start there soon

From 1 of my many creep shot adventures at miami nude beach. I will be going this week! Follow me on snapchat:WHOISGWALA

Did you go on the trip on the magic school bus?

>what do

You just sunbathe nude.

kek

Ew, sunbathing.
Why do you like seeing your skin turn dirty brown? What are you, some kind of guido dudebro?

Snapchat: WHOISGWALA

i can't do that here i'll get arrested

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around here the nude beaches are filled all day with club and bar sluts from the night of partying before

can't walk anywhere without stepping on boobs or puke

feels good man

ive always wanted to go to a nude beach but im sure i would get an erection. it is ok to walk around with your dick hard?

Go for the ones with puke on boobs, easy lay

Sure, just don't stroke it. Or try to do the helicopter

unless you're a creep who openly stands and stares at underage tits while the cops close in, you won't have enough time to get a boner. being naked in public is not like watching porn at home. go figure.

swanbourne?

someone who knows.

muchas gracias mi hermano

kek

adding to "Sup Forums jargon":

"nude beach" = name of basementdweller's dream of watching lots of naked womyn and getting a raging boner

actual nude beaches feature instead lots of old farts (majority) and grandmas, everyone showing own lard fat and saggy appendages.

pics of "naked beach" are either staged, or fake, or closed beaches, or temporary nudes.

Why don't you have a seat right over there

wat
spoken like a true keyboard jockey

>googled nude beaches
>shitdisgonbegood.png
>spend a month hitting the gym and cutting
>thinking of those fresh bitches and sexy milfs cavorting around
>you mean i can see all that flesh for free?!
>order viagra and cialis to give myself an edge
>day comes
>clock in at a solid 200lbs and 32inch waist
>pro athlete build
>bitches be looking
>collect my supplies: towel, water, shades
>pop 100mg viagra giving my 7inch a diamond cutter of steel
>have already popped 20mg of cialis the day before to give myself a good flaccid hang when I'm not turned on from ogling sexy ladies
>hit the car
>sun is out and the air is sweet
>arrive
>beach ain't busy only a couple sitting 20 feet from me
>great! he'll want me to fuck his wife i bet
>damn! by the time i unpack they're already leaving
>get naked figuring i'll enjoy the sun
>raging boner that won't go down
>suddenly two 50 something men appear
>shit they heading dis way
>roll onto back and pulled shades up tight
>they sit 5 feet from me in the sand
>wtf? man
>pretend to be sleeping
>they leaning back, talking
>start jerking right there and then
>ohshit.txt

cont.

>IGNORE
>one gets up
>heavily tanned, he walks towards me
>"sexy body"
>OHSHIT.EXE
>freeze
>but raging boner is hard enough to penetrate the earth's crust
>leans down
>"want a blowjob?"
>his hands run up my ass
>too horny to resist
>silently roll onto my side as the old geezer laps up my dick
>the other is standing besides us wanking
>get harder
>say nothing throughout
>imnotafagiswear.gif
>quickly cum
>yet still hard
>end up fucking both old geezers up the ass on the beach in a sexual frenzy
>both tell me how they want to worship my body while licking my abs and sucking my dick between rounds
>leave beach after blowing 3rd load instantly and rush to my car ashamed
>drive home
>still horny as fuck
>blow another viagra fuelled load over the memory
>cry myself to sleep before dreaming about getting on the floor and walking the dinosaur

I know right if you google nudist beach your bombarded with cp

I had a similar school camp experience

Done. I better see some tits.

>naked people
>porn

Ok there, m8.

he's probably from one of those fucked up places that dress their kids up like fashion dolls instead of leaving them unburdened and playing outside for the few years they are allowed to.

>Go to nude beach with girlfriend
>Boys checking her out
>What the fuck stop staring at her
>We sit on our towels and talk
>Boys checking her out some more
>Fuck off guys she is mine
>Get a hard on for some reason
>Realize i like it when my girl is being looked at
>Ask random nigger with massive cock to fuck her
>He fucks her
>I stand there looking as my girl is being fucked by the biggest thickest cock she ever had
>Jerk my 3 incher
>Crowd stands around her, all jerking their cocks
>They take turns fucking my girl
>I cum over and over again
>Mfw i got tired and notice my girl still going

Ugh...why? LIke...why bother typing this up? Litterally nobody believes you.

FAGGAOT

behold

>finally grow the balls to go to a nude beach
>as i arrive, decide its best to have a quick jerkoff in the car to avoid unwanted diamonds
>as i cum, i dont feel excited anymore to go sunbath naked, the rush is gone
>drive back home
>start getting hard fantasizing about going to a nude beach

and the loop repeats itselfs wat do

What year did you gradate?

Drink bleach.

Haha i loled in the real life

fucking kek

unbelievably shit greentext.

how much gas you wasted into this going there and back and again and again?

lost hard 11/10

Same reason a gay man doesn't get rock hard in the locker room. It's a mentality, you have to realize where you are and how socially acceptable a boney is not. The potential embarrassment and anxiety keeps it at least at a half chub. It is actually easier than you think.
>coming from a gay man

Fake as fuck fuck off

Add me on snapchat: WHOISGWALA - I will be going to Miami nude beach this week!

See

your glasses and white hair are quite sexy

ye

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That's not me lol I took the pic

you have a nice pussy

>be me, sunny day so i figure to go to the beach
>turns out to be a nude beach
>imokwiththis.exe
>pull of my pants
>sexcrazed girl is mirin
>commands me to lick her vagina
>nothanks.rar
>forces her reproductive parts in my mouth
>thingswentbetterthanexpected.zip
>pic related