There is no (good) incest thread

There is no (good) incest thread.

Lets have an incest thread.


>be me.
>23 back then.
>regularly sexing with sister.
>keep cumming inside her cause honestly it was amazingly erotic.
>get her preggo.
>shit my pants metaphorically.
>brain storm plan to terminate pregnancy.
>we drive to clinic.
>scared of cameras and such.
>wait in parking lot.
>pay 450 dollars to get rid of problem.
>2 pills that trigger her period.
>go back for follow up appointment.
>they tell her successful abortion is successful.
>never cum inside her again without condor.
>true story.
>pic not her obviously.
>just some pic i saved from here.

post yours.

>never cum inside her again without condor.

>condor.

has Column really not updated since march

My fucking sides

How's that condor working out for ya? I've meaning to get me one just in case

Post sisters pics?

not since the romans

fuck off you stupid fat faggot.

stop trying to promote yourself.

we know its you.

same faggot is same.

Check'd

hold on, i'll post a new one.

nah legit just trying to see if there's more pages, archive is dead thought there might be a new one

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What's the name of the girl in pic?

>Tfw your thread is about a bird

>be me
>18 at the time
>youngest of 3 siblings
>technically 4 but never really counted my adopted chink sister as a member of my family.
>last day of senior year
>I said goodbye to people, boring shit.
>drive home from school
>No one in the driveway.
>didn't have work on Fridays
>time to go inside and play vidya
>do just that.
>couple hours later I'm playing this new game called resident evil 4 when
>*knock knock*
>Checked the time.
>it was 4 my mom and dad didn't get home until 6.
>walk to the door and open it.
>see my sister standing there
>No not the Chink the actual
>26 at the time.
>skinny body medium sized tits and ass.
>solid 7/10
>"Hey user!" She said hugging me.
>"Hey what's up!" Hugging her back.
>small talk for a bit, find out she's waiting for my mom to get home to go shopping.
>she comes in the house and sits on the couch.
>her tanktop revealed her slim arms and a tad bit of cleavage.
>wearing leggings showed off her thighs a tad.
>No user don't think about your sister that way.
>Ask if she's fine with me playing resident evil.
>says she's chill with it.
Cont?
Pic isn't sister

So I made a fake snapchat account and have been snapping my sister. Even got her to send a few pics. I'm trying to get more. I've shared them a few times here already. I can't stop. She's so fuckig hot and I want to fuck her so bad.

Please continue user

Got my mom to blow me: had to get shot at in Iraq to guilt her into it, but TANSTAAFL.
>be 22 graduated ROTC ordered to Iraq, living @ home until deployment
>She's freaking out afraid I'll die / be maimed, so tries to cram as many memories as possible into our time.
>Always asks me "What should we do today?", "What do you want to do?", "Anything you've wanted to do?"
> Plot hatches in my mind: know she won't fuck me, but women think BJs don't count-- maybe she'll do it
> Next time she asks what I want to do, I suggest BJ in a way I can play it off as a joke if she freaks
> She doesn't freak, but isn't thrilled- "I'm not saying no, but we'll have to see."
> Her lack of freakout kinda freaks me out. Did she know about my Oedipus complex? Had she found my momcest porn? Caught me looking at her tits?
> Next day we're hanging at home and I'm trying to figure out how to initiate when SHE FUCKING BRINGS IT UP!
> My heart beat faster then than anytime I got shot at in Iraq
> She almost backed out, but finally gave in and gave me a completely mechanical BJ
> wouldn't take off her clothes
> wouldn't look at me
> wouldn't tongue balls, touch me anywhere but legs
> Just head up n down to get me off ASAP
> I made the mistake of announcing my impending orgasm and so didn't get to cum in her mouth (makes me mad)
>BEST BJ EVER!
> After she cleaned me up with a washcloth and we laid in bed talking (me naked, her clothed) . . she was often fighting back tears over it.

Nothing sexual ever happened again. She has swatted my hand off her bum everytime I've grabbed it. She won't discuss it with me either.

She's lost her looks since 2003, but I'd still fuck her given the chance. I really wish we could've been lovers, but women just don't think of their sons like that-- more's the pity.

BUMB

go on

lets see them

Newfag tryhards

>Pic isn't sister
You don't say...

Are you living in Texas or Tasmania?

She claimed she was a good girl and didn't send nudes or sexy pics. I was a dick and treated her like shit a bit and bam. I think my sister is a slut. Ha

She did it cause she felt sorry for your stupid ass
>going to ROTC without getting fucked by girls on the regular

Only Column's Crusade is worth reading.
Dear Column, please finish your tale of love.

nice got more?

Sauce of pic and pics / vids on ur sis

CONT

dude thats crazy, i would freak out if that was happen to me

We need more

Call +49-6171-6988920

Type faster faggot

>play resident evil 4 some more. Starting the annoying ass escort mission.
>seriously though fuck that whole part of the game
>"So how's school going user?"
>"I just finished my last day today."
>"Oh cool! I bet you're happy you don't have to see Mr.(insert annoying teacher name here again.) again!
>I laugh and begin to talk about how much I hated that teacher
>we begin to talk about random shit about school
>just sibling stuff
>so distracted by talking to sister that I stopped really paying attention to the game.
>end up turning off console and turning the TV to the cable channels.
>we talk about school for a while longer.
>"user can you turn the heat up? It's cold."
>Fuck Washington summers.
>get up and turn the heat up like two degrees and then sit back down.
>I was on the other side of the couch from my sister with about a foot of space in between us.
>"It's still pretty cold."
>getoveritbitch.mp4
>get ready to get back up to turn the Heat up a little more.
>"You don't have to do that user."
>she moves over to my side of the couch and wraps herself around me.
>"We can just cuddle."
>I can feel her bra rubbing on my arm
>the way her back was arched made it so I got a great view of her ass.
>been having semi dirty thoughts about my sister sine I knew what masturbate on was.
>could never bring myself to beat the meat to the thought of her though.
>look at her face, she's watching the shit on the TV.
>nows my chance.
>I decide to take a look at her ass.
>I was mesmerized by it.
>the way the leggings hugged it...
>"user are you looking at my ass?!"
>ohshit.png

Dude you need to learn how to type faster

>She did it cause she felt sorry for your stupid ass

I have no delusions that she did it out of lust. She did it because she loved me and wanted to give me a memory of that love just in case-- that should be obvious from the story.

>dude thats crazy, i would freak out if that was happen to me

I did freak out. It was more adrenaline than I ever felt getting shot at. Of course that adrenaline also made the pleasure all the more real . . . it also makes clear why people like to fuck on meth (I've never done that): the chemical high of the adrenaline plus the pleasure of sex is just amazing.

It was mechanical, but I've never felt such love in a sex act.

Lol this is just a written version of that audio recording from years ago. It's a great recording nonetheless.

I finish inside my cousin all the time. She's on the pill, takes it regularly and we've never had a problem. Might be tough if we decide to marry since it's illegal in my state, but that's something to worry about when it happens.

OP here. bumping with one of those cumming inside her stories.

>be me.
>23.
>live in tiny first apartment.
>hanging out with girl i was dating back then.
>watching movie on DVD and shit square tv that had S-VHS connection and made me feel all techy.
>get phone call at home.
>sister on phone.
>asks me what im doing.
>tell her im im watching a movie with (girl i dated)
>(they had met each other.)
>sister asks me if i can take her to mall on weekend.
>"to buy something".
>i tell her no problem.
>she asks if she could spend the night too.
>(this was her way of letting me know she wanted to mess around.)
>i get excited as fuck. inside.
>sister asks me if i was busy or gonna do something on that weekend.
>i tell her no i wasnt.
>i fight erection as im standing there in same room with girl i was dating.
>we agree on what day i pick her up. (friday)
>i hang up phone.
>girl i was dating asks me what we were talking about.
>i tell her my mother needed me to drive my sister around on next friday.
>"to get some stuff".
>girl asks me if im gonna be able to see her that day.
>i tell her it would probably not take all day, but i would call her.
>next friday...
>"driving sister around" obviously took all day.
>didnt see girl till following sunday.
>apologize but dont really mean it.
>true story.
>legit.
>enjoy.

This god-tier shit right here

I seriously don't understand why people bitch about escorting Ashley in re4. She has the best companion A.I. ever.
>Stays right on your ass, attaching to your back when you aim
>Has tons of convenient hiding places you can put her in where she's completely safe while you take out enemies
>With the press of a button, she'll come out of hiding and immediately make her way back to you on her own without you having to back track
>Superior ballistics
All you fucks that complain about Ashley are gay

he has to make up the story first, takes time

Yeah well he better do it quick

Show dem.

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Here's one
And another

i have that recording and those videos from that fag that posted his mom shit to another chan.

>nice try though, faggot.

Lol nice did she really believe someone wouldn't screenshot

I'm on mobile sorry.
>what am I going to do?
>I got caught taking a peek at my own sister.
>"What Uhm no, why would I do that?"
>"I saw you doing it!"
>(insert John Cena joke here.)
>my face turns bright red.
>I know I'm basically fucked.
>I take a deep breath in.
>"Fine, fine. I was looking at your ass."
>she giggled. "See was that so hard to admit?"
>Yes actually it was.
>"do you like it?"
>what the fuck am I supposed to say to that?
>"Uhm sure?"
>what she said next she said in the most playful tone...
>"that's a naughty thing to say isn't it user?"
>"Well I mean you asked me if I thought it was nice, I said yeah."
>feel my dick getting a little stiff from this current conversation
>downboydown.jpg
>"Well I'm your sister!"
>suddenly get a burst of courage
>decide to speak my mind.
>"So? Doesn't mean you don't have a great ass."
>burst of courage gone
>I'm asking myself if what I said was going to make her mad.
>"I guess it'd be fine for me to say you have asking great dick then?"
>"How would you know you've never seen it."

keep going

She said if I did she wouldn't send anymore. I have a back up phone, a note 5. That snapchat is on there then I just record the snap from the phone I use and screenshot the clearest part of it.

Great story . keep it going.

I'm also wanting an update.

And what about Rob and Em, it's even more interesting with them (life wise)

Good job lol, did she send any ass?

Oh man I've never followed once of these green texts live before. Keep at it user

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Is the pic posted of your sister? Any more?

Keep going...

you all lousy virgin fantasizing faggots

>be me, pic related
>no sisters, no femcousins
>oversized fat kissless virgin basementdweller
>almost as fat as my mom
>almost as ugly as my aunts
>have a porn calendar in my room, mom doesn't complain
>envy college guys who at least CAN TALK to a woman
>watch all those incest threads
>start posting fake stories about barely reasonable incests
>fags appreciate and fap to my fake stories
>add cropped porn images and claim it's OC
>fags ask MOAR and MOAR
>end college still kissless virgin
>got a job
>accept coffee from female coworker
>tell her I own house, car, and even a small cottage
>suddely she's interested in me
>fast forward one year, got on first base
>marry her, still virgin
>a few weeks later she's pregnant (OMG I DID IT!! my PENIS actually WORKS!!) and quits job
>and I'm still here creating shittier and shittier fake incest stories, as if my pleasure was someone discovering my ginormous faggotry
>will continue when wife eventually finds out what I'm doing in incognito mode

hold on. i'll post one more.

Can't cum without your trusty condor

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You new here?

>"Well yeah but that's not the point that I'm making."
>she says some shit about by my logic she should be able to compliment my dick.
>I'm super fucking confused.
>"I mean yeah if you had seen my dick I guess you could compliment it."
>"Then let me see it."
>I'm more then a little shocked at this statement.
>"Fuck No!"
>"why not?"
>"because you're my sister!"
>"You either show it to me or I tell mom you looked at my ass."
>thoughts of my childhood flood through my mind.
>No way I'm going through my sister telling on me again.
>I reluctantly sigh and begin to unzip my pants.
>down to under wear now.
>start questioning why I'm doing this.
>why does she even want to see it?
>to make fun of me?
>"You just going to stand there or?"
>pull down my underwear.
>as said before I was only half hard.
>my dick looked less like a stick
>and more like mt.crumpet.
>she looks at my penis, expecting it harder then a Catholic priest.
>"you're actually kind of big user."

kek, new here?

boring

Cont user

more!

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Yeah she sent an ass pic. My fucking jaw hit the floor.

haven't followed rob and em since em's story first started getting written up. just recently refound the archive and wanted to know what was up.
ill probably get back into rob and em's now if column isn't updating anymore. sucks he left on a cliffhanger

Moar

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self promoting cunt detected.

Fuck I kek'd hard

Escort missions in general suck. Mainly because there's a meat bag following you around that you have to protect. But you're right. She certainly wasn't the worst.

Newfags, newfags everywhere.

Have you posted before?

Hey man Condors are wise and kind and always give the best advice. Had he had his Condor at his side I'm sure it would have told him to put a condom on.

did something happen where column was self promoting his story so people now think anyone asking for it is him? i dont get it
i just want to know if anythings been posted since april, or any updates whatsoever to the archive or if it got moved.

>samefags
Ftfy

No shit.. an unfunny typo. Either newfags or samefag.

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Just the last few days or so. Never told it was my sister or what I was doing until today though.

Go fuck yourself summer cunt

Wincest threads are much more enjoyable if you just play along dipshit.

Dude. If I was in your situation and she was my sister and she sent that shit Oh my god. I'm an ass man, fuck

Wise and kind? Did a condor open a door for you and tell you to watch your step?

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you can stop pretending and playing dumb you stupid fuck. every fucking thread you have to ruin it with your shit.

no one gives a fuck about your "column" guy. stop sliding every fucking mention of his shit stories into every fucking thread.

fuck off.

Fuck you, I've been here so long I remember the guy before m00t.

hello summer

Retard detected

>she must be brain dead because
>A: I was barely hard
>and B: I'm only 6 inches hard. Nothing special.
>all of the sudden she grabs the shaft of my limp dick.
>"What the fuck are you doing sis?"
>"There's no point in seeing it soft."
>"Yeah well you grabbing onto the shafts doesn't make me get harder you weirdo!"
>"You so sure about that broski?"
>no not really.
>she gets off the couch she was laying on and onto her knees.
>like she was getting ready for a cum shot.
>while she was holding onto my shaft she wasn't really jacking it off.
>she just kinda had a hold on it and tried to wiggle it every once in a while.
>after about 2 minutes of this horse shit I think she and I both realized that wasn't going to get me hard.
>"You even close to being hard now?"
>"not even close."
> she sighed.
>she took off her tanktop revealing her bra.
> it was lacy black, you could see her nipples through it.
>aka some real "fuck me drawrs"
>my dick went from feeling like it was being kidnapped .
>to like it was in a 5 star spa.
>"There does that help a little user?"
>"more then a little sis."
>she giggled and kept trying to get my dick hard.

Bait

kek