Why does America always wear sunglasses in Sup Forums comics?
Why does America always wear sunglasses in Sup Forums comics?
Because we're cool
because they're the kid who thought they looked cool with sunglasses on despite 57%
Small accessory similar to brit monacle or finn knife, meant to make the comic character more endearing.
Because all the Americans have diabetes due their obesity and it destroys their vision. USAball is actually blind.
Ya les ganamos el primer lugar en obesidad me parece
Because we're cool
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delete this please
Basically we're like bats?
Nice
Does anyone else find polandball threads to always be very comfy and friendly?
We don't eat burgers with a fork
Legitimately angry right now
Of course we don't, we already learned our lesson
the cliche of being cool.
both.
both what?
the cliche applies for both - sunglasses and americans.
oh. thx deutchfriend
Is Taylor Swift cool? I only know that she's qt, dunno if cute is cool.
yes. post polandballs
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It's vision is augmented.
They are those sunglasses that have the mirrors in them so you can see behind you. America got them after Pearl Harbor so it can see a sneak attack coming.
Because we're cool
Why do Americans act cool but the moment Australia shows up they suck their dick lol
because they are cool :?
why leafs make shit up
You're pretty cool too
Because it implies that they're like Johnny Bravo. Big, eccentric and stupid :^)
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Why do OH FUCK THAT'S IT SWALLOW IT ALL BITCH
As I was saying why do Canadians make up stories about us and the yanks?
100% jealousy
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She is qt. Not outspoken about politics like most celebrities. Good songs instead nigger rap.
She has had about a billion boyfriends though and know for it.