CIV THREAD

CIV THREAD

Dubs decide what happens
Anything can happen as long as it isn't

>everyone dies, the end
>Our faction takes over the whole planet and we win

Only one Winrar between updates.

roll for barbarians in the north

Expand the villiage

Roll for dildo pirate ship off the coast raining semen on the beach.

roll

this

other paction comes in

BBC niggers appear in the north

rollerino

Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

Roll for aliens landing and teaching them

roll

Roll

This

Roll for giant crab to be crowned supreme king

Water turns to piss

Winar
>rolling for mob to rise up against said giant king crab

All hail Senjougahara

rell xd

UPDATE
holy crab edition
Only one winrar between updates remember

Crab is actually a ship from an undersea civilization

Well, shit.

ISIS controls the desert land
>add white Toyota trucks

Water will turn to piss

Giant lobster appears and fights the crab

Werebears appear in white part of the image

Seagull swarm kills the crab

Supreme King crab gives birth to crab people

UPDATE
will take the water to piss dub, because there isn't much traffic in the thread. When it gets to alot of people posting only one dubs will count between updates.

Jason Biggs sits in the forest

roll

Popular uprising against the fascist crab

Trump tower on hill

re-roll

RIPPERONI

roll

Sky turns to shit

New settlement of strictly gay Vikings appears on the shore

aliens came and gave the crab knowledge of the whole creation and crab becomes jesus and he are a prophet for all life on earth and then they all build a great city of HolyCrab

make yellow piss sailing explorer boat to colonise across river

...

I second this dub

re-re-roll

Roll

Please quote the winner

winrar

Build a wall

Winrar

UPDATE
taking only one dub per now

9/11 happens

Undo everything. Back to the start of the thread.

7 beached orcas and one beached giant green jelly fish

Gay sex in other side of river

The village installs a water system and restores the water to it's natural color via a dam.

Dicks

Vin Deisel wears a suit

i want this now
aliens came and gave the crab knowledge of the whole creation and crab becomes jesus and he are a prophet for all life on earth and then they all build a great city of HolyCrab
i mean now

rollo

Police shoot the crab for being red

Large Monster Energy Drink "M" logo on the mountain

Suddenly bananas

The piss ocean is now a cute anime girl

Shit in the lake

Prepare for Syrian boat people

Roll

Roll

A tree the shape of a dick grows, it becomes the new home of the people (Avatar space nigger style)

Rolling

ISIS everywhere.

Crab jesus gets crucified by the roman lobster army

WIN RAR

Cthulu appears in water and ears crab
The people build a monument to cthulu

A dick shaped KFC is built, which attracts black people to the town

The home is suddenly a hollow wooden minion

A new settlement of ministry me appears over the hill

Suddenly
Japanese mech suits

I finally get dubs and draw a smiley face in the grass

A rival village populated by rat people appears across the river

Winna winna chicken dinnah

UPDATE
isis

Damn it
Also eats not ears

Isis doesn't kill crabs, but uses both Jesus king crabs as their sex slaves.

ISIS gets nuked

Isis raids village and burns crabs alive
You know the video
Then clambake time

ISIS behead crabs

Bears build a wall

Hoover dam built on piss river

Le reddit army invades and battles isis with atheism, fedoras and stale memes

ISIS take the town and fuck the crabs

ISIS eating burgers with crabs

Dicks swim in piss ocean like whales

Sweden is now the mayor nation of the land even more mudslimes and cucks appears radicals sjws everywhere crabs jailed for being rational

Roll

Furries appear to the north

Angela Merkel gets elected as village elder.

Rolling

Roll

Wall of dicks

Either of these, roll.

Last reroll