Walk in restroom

>walk in restroom
>see this
>wat do?

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go back to my car for my bolt cutters.

how do you know the bathroom partition has a lock on it though?

go lean against the radiator and show off my huge tits

im chopping its dick off

turn 360 and walk away

CRUNCHITIZE ME CAPTAIN, DIRECTLY ON THE HEAD

>mfw

>turn 360 degrees
>kick stall door at base
>hopefully peen breaks off
>it wiggles about bathroom floor
>I step on it and squish it
>blood everywhere
>I yellow pee pee on bloody peen and stump from where peen came

Call the police.
I love fooling around with men, but this bathroom play is just disgusting on every level

I'd shit on his cock and balls

Steel toed boot to the base of the shaft then more kicks to the small of the back.
I wouldn't actually open the door and kick his ass though, don't want to get aids on me.

xbox360 right outathere.


where is the shoop where there are heaps of those lined up in a row?

Would wank and finger asshole as I rub my feminine penis against his ass

Stack a bunch of doughnuts on his dick.
Insert 75c worth of change in his butthole.
Shake his hand.
Walk the dinosaur.

take a picture and post it on the chan

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feminine penis

I'd go into the stall next to him and do the same thing

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Drop the spare tire from my car on his balls

Kick his dick into the door.

These are the kinds of faggots that ruin everything good in life.
Give these fuckers a car and they die from drunk driving a week later.

you seem to forget what board your on fgt

Shove in my foot

Kill yourself you faggot, if I see your cock and balls when I'm trying to take a restful shit, I'm kicking them. your right to be a fruitcake ends the moment I have to see it in a public space.

>we got abused by our uncles and dads so now penises trigger us
Go the fuck back to tumblr.

>360
are yall niggas kidding?

Found the newfag

New fag or naw?

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What the fuck shitface. When i see something be sure i kick that mothafuckas ass so hard my foot will create another dimension in his ass

go back to your safe space.

throat it then bounce on it while jerking my cock then leave when i cum

If I saw this in a public restroom no way am I standing for that. You wanna be a faggot and ruin my serene piss? Get stomped on.

The fact that you see that as acceptable means you should go back to Tumblr

>posts spiderman
>muh safe space
Yes, we all know you're cancer.

go back to tumblr you triggered nancy boy

I'd kick it as hard as I can

>enter adjacent stall
>mimic behavior
>wait

I don't think not wanting to see some dude's unkempt cock and balls while I'm trying to piss counts as requiring a safe space.

Disagree, he's not cancer. You're a fag who should be shot in the back of the head.

>Cancer fags getting triggered.
99% of feminists would agree with you.
Says a lot about your opinion.
I bet you get triggered in public showers too.

do this

Id probably piss all over dick and ass then leave

99% of human beings would agree, you should neck yourself you disgusting aberration of God's greatest gift.

youtube.com/watch?v=qnXCPcq_RTY
>hahaha cut off a dick
>hahaha
kill yourself.
Sepukku

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Nah, because the purpose of a public shower is to get clean not expose your disgusting body, and the purpose of a public restroom is to shit and piss. Nobody wants that faggot shit in public places.

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What's that smell?

Bathroom man is proof there are too many feminists and bernie supporters on Sup Forums

Bathroom man is gonna make Sup Forums great again.
Ban all those who would harm a mans genitals on purpose.

as long as the balls dont touch its not gay

This shit has been on Sup Forums since 2008.

>:::triggered:::

pee in his butt

I'm talking about the reactions in the thread.
>hurr kick it
>hurr cut it off im triggered
>penises trigger me

Spoken like a true fag. Don't damage the cock lest there be nothing for you to suck.

If assholes touch is it even more gay then balls touching?

This

go back to tumblr

only if neither of you are pooping. If you're pooping into each other's butts, that's just science.

But only if you write it down.

Did your dad kick your dick when you were a kid?
Bro you are so trigger right now.

I'd go to the next stall and do the same!

>triggered tumblrina over the sight of a penis in a bathroom

#triggeredsohardhegotquads
Penis mutilation is great, stop being a nigger and wasting gets.

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Kick him in the fucking balls as hard as I can then run out of the bathroom and leave the building so he doesn't know it was me. lol.

Since I was coming in the bathroom to take a piss anyway, I'd just whip out my cock and piss all over his cock and balls. Then leave as if nothing happened.

Welcome to Sup Forums

Turn 360 degrees celcius and moonwalk away

Pull down my pants and underwears and have a seat.

>not sitting on the floor

Pee on him.

This while thread is fucking useless, alike your lives.

>>see this

Turn around and leave google's head office

I'd dribble on his dick and balls right, and then right, I'd jam a sharpie in his pooper. Then right, I'd take a picture and post it on various sites on the internet to prove my manhood. That's what I'd fucking do right haha. Fuck him!!!!

Kick it?

insert penis

wreck its butthole

I laughed for a solid 10 minutes, god bless you faggots.

Open the door really fast ...

Start sucking his cock for his juicy load

Underrated

put my wrist watch around his dick do a 360 then walk away

Insert big toe into his anus, without putting bare foot on dirty bathroom floor.

swiping kick, that first hits his asshole, then his nuts, and finally roadburns his dong on the stall door, then laugh uncontrollably as he screams and tries to scramble away from the door

Insert my penis in his ass, needed to let a load off

>go into next stall
>do the same

oldfags

oh my god

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You're killing me here

Take a picture

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Say to yourself, "look at this neat soap dispenser," and wash up!

kick the living shit out of him

tumblr, you have to go back
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Snap a pic, post it on Sup Forums and ask wat do