Tfw obese as fuck

>tfw obese as fuck
>tfw I've been bed ridden for 6 months now
>tfw I spend most of my time eating copious amount of food (probably like 8 thousand calories a day) and playing vidya and watching TV shows
>haven't showered in 10 months
>haven't brushed my teeth in 5 months
>tfw I want to get out of this hell but I realise it's too late
>tfw I realise I'm gonna die in this very bed I'm currently laying on
>tfw I'm not even kidding when I'm writing this
JUST

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Just die already.

Kill yourself, unironically

Get a gastric bypass and liposuction

or this

desu, I'd pay prostitutes to fuck me if I were in that situation. Not to get sexual pleasure, but to torture the prostitutes.

I tried, they said I'm too fat for gastric bypass surgery and need to lose 50kg before I can have it. And this was like 3 months ago

I can't imagine a Finn being obese.

Gastric bypass was created for this purpose user.

You'll eat a spoonful of food and be satisfied. Supplements will ensure you have adequate nutrition during the process.

You'll lose the excess wait, the only problem is your skin will be loose and saggy but surgery can correct that too, just not the subsequent scarring.

bread and water

>>tfw I'm not even kidding when I'm writing this

Post timestamped pic of your stomach

hand timestamp?

if true:
1) Is anyone caring for you? Tell them to severely limit your food. Have them sign a pact saying they will not give you more even if you demand it.
2) Start with SMALL, CONTROLLED exercises. Lifting your foot an inch or two off the ground several times. Each day increase it a TINY bit.
3) See if you can get a nutritionist. Use your socialized healthcare.

You CAN do this dude. You fucking CAN
youtube.com/watch?v=8svuSIYQu74

you could eat tons of vegetables and you would probably lose weight,instead of eating processed shit

Also, for step 1, please consult a specialist about limiting food. Suddenly cutting your diet to nothing could have harmful effects. Steadily reduce it to 2000 calories over a period of time if possible. Reduce STEADILY and GRADUALLY

>he fell for it

everytime hahahha

and PLEASE WATCH THE LINK I POSTED OP!

When you feel hungry, drink water instead.

I can't timestamp because I don't have a pen and paper, but tell me how many fingers I should hold up in the picture

All 5 but put your middle finger halfway down

>When you feel hungry, drink water instead.
>OP is undiagnosed diabetic
>Drinks too much as a result
>Gets hyponatraemia and glycaemic crisis and basically dies from a water overdose

I used to be obese as well. Then I found a purpose.

If you can't find it within yourself to discover a reason to change and use that willpower to lift yourself up from this current state. Then these are just empty words that will bounce right off of you.

>Then these are just empty words that will bounce right off of you.

Wow so inspiring.

>will bounce right off of you.

literally

your comment is worse

oh well

he said he's lost hope anyway

get thin or die tryin

he hasn't posted his hand timestamp yet
I hope he's okay
If you fell off the bed dude I am so sorry

>that one finnish guy who pretends to be mobidly obese

Almost as bad as that one Canadian

has he done this before?
haven't seen other finn posts like this
only jorge autism from a spaniard and a canadian

...

archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/search/filename/fatwojak/country/fi/

really? because everytime think of finland i think of this video

youtube.com/watch?v=jOY9ODMnldM

out of control

how'd you let that happen bud/

>370 pounds
>Sugary food addiction
>Jeans from high school starting not to fit (college graduate here)

Thanks for making me feel better about myself, but I do hope you can overcome this.

I know how food addiction is... I tell myself not to buy the donuts because I know they are bad for me, but I do it anyway.

tfw op is trolling but you're not

OUCH

see the link in keep fighting dude. try and budget your food out so you cannot exceed the budget and buy donuts. for instance, plan to buy pasta and milk, and some other essentials with 20 bucks. only walk in with the 20, that way you'll be forced to only buy what you planned to get

Have you ever been addicted to something like tobacco?

Sugar addiction is like the same shit. You know the cigarette is going to kill you but the draw is the same. If you have low willpower you aren't going to be able to stop yourself and you're going to die.

Sugar should be a controlled substance.

a bunch of Sup Forums posters would still unironically cherish you like finns are cute:3 everytime you post.

its too late to do something for sure irl, so die together with the illusions of Sup Forums.

can you post tits?