Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Do a 360 and walk away

Call the police

ask to see its penis

Shout at her for wearing shoes in my house

Attack her.

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Arn myself with the closest thing I can use as a weapon.

There is a naked crazy bitch in my room and I don't know how she got in.

Breed it furiously

>turn her left leg 90° left
>insert penis
>???
>profit

First I'd rip out that old radiator and install a new baseboard heater. Prices range from $41.95 for a two foot section up to $129.95 for a six-foot section; end caps start at $16.95; inside and outside corners, coupler pieces and mounting brackets also are available. All of the components are finished in a powder-coated, semi-gloss white tone and can be painted to match any décor.

get her out of the apartment

i dont want to listen to those fucking whore-shores making that FUCKING ANNOYING SOUND

lmao god damn

Unzip dick

you like huh?

Have sweet, passionate sex with her, obviously. This is why you're all virgins.

is the heater on? If so she better be careful she could burn herself. Also, is it painted or something? That's not a very common looking heater.

Clearly a trap. I'd still ask how long his penis is because if it's smaller than mine it's not gay.

gonna be a gentleman?

I call mom

If you do a 360 u walk the same way idiot

to be honest, immediately get hard, but then ask her who she is and what shes doing in my home

you're a fucking retard dude, fi you did a 360 you'd be facing the opposite direction

"I'm Hope Dworaczyk, I'm here for the photoshoot."

bait.jpeg

>If you do a 360 u walk the same way

no 360° is half of a circle

Ask if she touched my things, then tell her to get dressed and leave.

lol "you scheduled a photoshoot in a shitty apartment in the bronx?"

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360 is a full circle, you mongoloid!!!!! XD

lurk moar

"yeah, we're going for that real-world look. Do you know when the photographer is getting here?"

smash dat puss ofc

Leave

id get that playboy watermark off of my floor.
hugh heffner doesnt own my floor.

No. 180 is a half.

Turn her 360 degrees and fuck her right in the ass.

noo 720 is full of a circle
360 is half of a circle

if you fuck that youd be gay

because thats a dude

XP Gr8 b8 m8

no 180 is a quarter

Oh shit, this science fag busted out the character map.

I'm happy if the joke hit me I'd be hurt or maybe even dead

who tf doesnt love hope dworaczyk

kek 10/10

XD SuperKek XD

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beat her ass unconscious and shit on her face.

How to Sup Forums

>Use overused meme as opening bait
>Respond in the obvious way as a step two bait
>Repond with a counter-bait
>Counter-counter bait
>Reap the rewards of your baiting
Tl;dr: Trolls troling trolls trolling trols.

Nice dubs, mate!

Turn approximately 6.283 radians and walk away

Call my wife. This is obviously a rouse

Ha ha ha XP XD

Inspect for boiclit. Vagoo will not do because gender is a social construct and men make the best women.

If horny enough. install strapon then cornhole. Kidnap and barter to pimps for a trap.

Thanks Sup Forums!

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Watch out we've got a Sherlock Holmes over here

cum in my pants, walk away

gay men. inferior women.

It would have been better to ignore him and let him still in the agony of his pretenses, but no, something about him triggered something deep inside you so you had to open your fat fucking mouth and acknowledge his existence.

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Hope Dworaczyk

that's her name.

Whose existence?

your mom's.

I demand blood sacrifice.

no.

Check if trap

Depends on if she has penis or not. If not I call the police.

Lol... You mean 180? Or do you mean you will do a full 360 degree spin, then once facing her again, do a 180 to turn and walk away?

You don't fucking get it. Official version has always been you do whole fucking spin 360 degrees and then moonwalk away like a motherfucking MJ. Day was a good day.

Actually I use my razer chroma full rgb keyboard to type I don't use text to speech so I didn't open my mouth

That's not what I meant you fucking mouth breather.

"how do you doin'"

Why are you making fun of my chronic sinus infection that's not very nice

So how many levels of irony in does actual newfaggotry start now?

I remember a couple of years ago, about the third response was the cutoff.

Fap thread OP?

It's neverending.