Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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spiders are ok as long as they just chill in their web away from me

Make a board on 8gag for this shit

Claimed

Delete your fourchan account, faggot

claimed

I've heard no man's sky is shit
What's the next big hype? I'm thinking scorn. That game looks really fleshed out

Best raifu claimed.

Nobody wants another avatarfagging circlejerk here.

Get out

Claimed
Sup guys

First delete you're fucking account

I don't have a PC remember?
Also
>You
>Not liking dick
Choose one.
Yeah OK buddy.
Have fun jamming in the Israeli deserts.And not being accurate enough in semi automatic fire.And being chambered in an inherently inaccurate, slow and overall bad cartridge.
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Stupid tranny fag checking in

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Funkyclaimer here again with more d.va. Good morning

Same tbh
When I don't see them I'm okay
I remember when I was at the zoo when I was little when the tarantula escaped from his exhibit and I just freaked the fuck out.
>Luckily I didn't see him
I've heard the same, too bad I was hoping it to be good
I actually think rogue one will flop
>Han solo without Harrison ford
Hey ruby
How are you?

>Claimed

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Grey subtitles saying he'll kill himself more often sounded pretty bloody aussie in that moment, that must've thrown me off.

Either way, it's 2 and I'm fucking dead rn. 'Night.

>meme response

Ak47 is the workhorse of assault rifles.
They are reliable

hello friends

Retard who doesn't know shit about guns detected.

The Galil is a better raifu, I understand.

But I love my raifu! She stands proud! She was cast from Soviet steel! She was made with the blood, sweat, and tears of every Russian across the land!

Long live the USSR!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Vaping fedora neckbeard who is an "expert" on guns detected

huh weird. ive only been to a zoo once before.
hello mouse

The AK does have problems with the safety switch and dirt getting through that...

I admit this. My waifu is flawed but she is beautiful.

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Fine, a bit bored, doing some work for university and studying (or trying to)
How's your day so far?
Hello! How are you?

>not Empi
Herro.
I dunno, man. I've seen an AK slathered in mud all over the internals and in the magazine, water poured down the barrel, fired like nothing happened.

Who needs a safety on a gun amirite
Now go shoot up your highschool, kiddo

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Great claim. Aisha is a top tier qt. But Melfina wins best girl.

Oh yea I forgot.
Isnt there a some store which rents videos
>Me not liking dick
At least let me lie man, I want to be cool like you hetero cis guys
Me too
>That was the last time
Tbh zoo is quite boring if youve been there once
All the animals are sad or boring and nothing changes

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yeah they did have peacocks. i think those were my favorite

>you can shoot it using the safety switch

Anyone who implies this is a flaw and not an engineering masterpiece is cancer

I thought you were dead for real

Oh that's a nice claim
I like little gremlin Dva

>tfw no one caught my pun
Rouge one? Haven't heard of it

Oh that's Mio. He's a britbong. We actually do have Kirino who does have a thicc aussie accent but he isn't in the weeaboo video
Night

Your school already started or just prepping?
Im pretty good, just as my day
I'm trying to beat some hard pc's on smash while being tipsy
>Its not going well
Really?
>Elephants
>Hippos
Peacocks favourite, why though?

hello darkness my old friend
i've come to talk with you again

im p good as usual. would ask how you are but the answer to that is right there
what are you (trying to) studying?

it put out its tail feathers and i remember it being really cool
im not darkness

Na. I'm alive.

Barely.

Hey qt
Hey Ruby
>Winky face
>Imbingidng
Ok then
I'm not hating on the AK just so you know, I have a few myself, very fun, look sexy as well.
>Saying Ak
>AK47
>AK being the most reliable gun possible
>AK being the end all, be all for rifles
While the AK is a very reliable weapon in the mud and snow, in the desert it fails.It gets this reliability due to loose tolerances, letting everything simply be shoved out the way so it may continue.In the desert this is not an advantage, but a liability.It is also less accurate than an AR15 in semi automatic fire (but more in rapid fire, due to the ARs gas system) and a few more problems.
In a nutshell, no rifle is perfect.
Also any rifle can fire with water poured down the barrel.
The zoo sucks anyway.

claimed

Another top tier qt.

Anime left a lot to be desired, but still a qt nonetheless. Mako a cute too.

>d.va is the only character that can carry a team
Prove me wrong

>be you
>be wrong

Give me a challenge.

your waifu seems to be experiencing constant darkness though

It's winter where I live, so university started months ago. Doing my second semester right now.
What time is it there? It's 1pm here, so being it'd be a bit early for me to be tipsy
I'm studying programming (Pascal) for now. Might do some algebra later or something, probably not though cuz I'm dumb and I absolutely hate to study. I get distracted way to often.
What are you up to?


Also, to all of you. What is it that you like about your waifu? I myself love Ruby's design, but also love her personality. I can't say I'm as clumsy as her or have her determination, but I'd like to say I'm cheerful enough to compare to her.

Link for that dropbox?

I'll disagree with that one. Melfina's great, but always felt a bit boring to me. Aisha may have been a bit immature but she had more personality

I'm gonna be silent on this one

Everything. I love everything about her.

Nice dubs. And I'm not sure whether it was an actual 47 or an AKM. They SAID 47 but I didn't look closely enough myself to see whether it had a firing selector. But of course no one rifle is perfect for everything. The AK family does extremely well in the environment it was made for, but I'd never use one for, say, sniping or even as a DMR, and I wouldn't use an M16 innajungle or for anything wearing substantial body armor. Everything is situational, da? But why do sandniggers love the AK so much if it's so bad innasand, other than its availability due to proxy wars?
It's the big brains that give me a big hard-on.

asuramaru claimed
first time in this kind of thread, be gentle guys~

> Don't know scorn so I didn't catch the pun
Sorry man
Also thats the new star wars movie comming up, I think it'll suck
My friend has peacocks and I can tell you they're really loud. I guess that's why I don't like them
>Tfw he sleeps through their cry and I am wide awake at 6
Oh damn I didn't think about that, what are you studying
It's 6 here so I guess it's justified. I'm just celebrating life tbh so yea I'm drinking a lot
Kek I just read what you are studying nvm

Not cute!
>Got a job at a butcher, i start monday

Yeah but Aisha was too rough to be best girl. I'm all for strong women and all that, but girls are meant to be soft. Call me sexist, but women should be soft. Shit, I bet her tits are hard as diamonds when she flexes and her boobs could break rocks.

Melfina was soft, caring, motherly, endearing, and other than being a "hurr durr why was I brrn" a decently written character.

Always forgetting images

Calamity-masu'd

A-Fest was alright. Disappoint because there was only two Rem cosplayers and about a thousand of everything else.

>Leone
Hello leone

>akiko
Lmao couldn't watch all of it cause boss called me up to work

it was ok from what i remember. pretty quiet day when i went
times change
welcome.
well i wouldnt want one for a pet but they are interesting to look at
maybe its because rems outfit is just a maid?

best waifu

>seasonal waifu getting respect

rem 2nd best waifu! subaru doesnt even deserve her

I can see a large amount of pubes when I zoom in...

Good morning faguettes.
>Hamakaze claimed

Still disappoint

At least I made interesting friends

Whatever m8

Unfortunately the good one I saw had her wearing his jacket. There was one or two cosplays of him too, but only one good one.

You should check it out. It's an upcoming horror game. I think it looks tasty
>new star wars movie comming up, I think it'll suck
I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. The previous one wasn't utter shit

Halla Rem
Did you at least get some sweet loot from wherever you went?

Well 17 minutes is a lot I guess
To summarize: we dick around, there's a lot of japanese shouting and I die a lot

Damn I hadn't even noticed. Thanks for the eye opener Hama

Hey rem glad you had fun
I guess you know had his thirst cleaned right?
Good idea
Do you have pets btw?

Not everyone is afraid of the woods.

Relax. Re:Zero seems to have a pretty solid fan base and even my normie friends talk about it. I'm sure people will be talking about Re:Zero for a year or two and Rem will leave the "Seasonal" status and be bumped up to "Shit."

Hey, how's your day?
I've never drunk alcohol, so I can't really say I know anything about "being drunk early" lol. What are you drinking though?
"it's nice to be appreciated"
Never watched the anime Shiro belongs to. Is it good?
Sup Rem!

programming is fun, i know some simple things in html and javascript and such, i imagine pascal is a whole level above that though
i like how diverse my waifu is, she can be both annoying and cute, innocent and smug, etc

you're right about that
how is your current time?

is that a mouse or what? i can't tell

>is DMWL good
Watch it nigger. Just go watch it. If nothing else, the opening theme will give you a boner.

>Shit, I bet her tits are hard as diamonds when she flexes and her boobs could break rocks.
Well, if the hot springs episode is any indication, perhaps not

>Melfina was soft, caring, motherly, endearing, and other than being a "hurr durr why was I brrn" a decently written character.
You're 100% right about that though

interesting how?
i have one dog.
it goes.

No problemo hombre

I'm not afraid, but I may take a chainsaw to clear a path.

How is your day?
Kamakaze

Not really. 6/10 overall. Manga is better, 8/10.

but where does this wild ride of yours go?

But they don't.They mainly use Vietnam era M16s, WW2 bolt actions, Garands, SKS' and a few stolen modern guns.The AK isn't used by US troops though, so it's OK to demonize it in the media.
That's not all that cute actually.
Hello tovarish
Its just animals that are basically basement dwellers though.
Gross
I'm sick.
Pupper or doggo?What kind?

>is that a mouse or what? i can't tell
Kinda, it's a burmecian, a race of anthropomorphic mouses. Great character despite the furriness.

>implying you should rely on a 14 yo's anime ratings

Her "foxiness" is definitely a breath of fresh air for the series. Melfina is too "pure" and withdrawn and Suzuka is a strong independent womyn so Aisha's attitude definitely worked in making the series more enjoyable.

I dunno. I just think Mel > Aisha.

Actually, she does trim, but she isn't trying to show off her pussy to everyone so it doesn't have to be shaved like a little girls'.

yeah thats a bummer

Another pun?
>When I google it I see guys with big mouths
So I guess it involves eating?
Why would you think it'll flop though?
I mean it wasn't shit but it was exactly like ep 4 but different characters
But I guess we will have to see
Some weird Vietnam summer beer
>It's really strong but so good
My brother just came back from it so it was a souvenir
What kind of dog? I don't remember asking you this could be me though

Thats my lucha libre nickname

I know

I was just pointing out the image, not the character in general.

oh wow the art of that on google alone is pretty amazing, nostalgic somehow

no where really
i think its nice to at least have seen them. and she is a dachshund that is reddish orange
see above

Greetings, friends!

I invite you all to take note of my dubs! Quite impressive if I do say so myself!

I just take orders from customers and serve them fresh meat. Kinda like a deli/butcher. I dont do any of the cuts though

I'm not hating on the Galil. I love it. I just have to hate it because it's capitalist trash

no dubs for you

I get you, it is a bit more realistic tho. I swear if we could force or manipulate evolution, there would be a team of top tier, funded, scientists trying to remove pubic hair from our DNA.

Personally I think it's cute.

thats pretty depressing
don't you want to give it a destination?

Pascal is supposed to be "easy", at least for starters like me. I'm hoping to be studious enough to learn it quickly, but I don't really see that happening...
I've still got some others anime to finish / watch before, but yeah, I'll give it a try when I get myself some time! I'm trying to get myself to watch interesting anime instead of the harem shit I always end up watching
Huh, how so? Did you catch a flu or something?
Asuramaru is fucking cool. Nice to see someone claiming her
That's nice, I guess you don't get to drink that everyday. How does it feel to be tipsy? Always bugged my curiosity but not enough to try it myself

I'm newer to these claim threads I'll prob be posting in them more often

Claimed Yoko

If you don't like the Galil, then SOVIET

Carlos!

Lewd.

>somehow nostalgic
It should be, FF IX has lived long enough to be considered a classic and square has amazing artists and concept arts.
They put a lot of effort into fleshing out burmecians and their unique culture.

Do you get any discounts or anything?
Alright then, fair enough.
Salmonella.
LEWD
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Also that rifle made me cry

That also makes some sense. Plus it was a cheap, mass-produced weapon that may have been easy to acquire as a movie prop for anything terroristy, leading to its association with sandniggers, cartels and other baddies. I knew they had lots of M16s and shit too but didn't know they used Garands or BA rifles. For a bunch of dumb cave people with outdated weapons, they're doing really well over at ISIS. I'm actually impressed with these sandniggers.
Dirty commie with a good raifu detected. I love the AK family because they'd be fucking perfect for where I live, which is a consistently wet, muddy sort of place with no sand except at beaches. Perfect for going full Red Dawn on some riceniggers.
If you want interesting, try Upotte!! and GuP. Especially if you're half as /k/ as your waifu would like you to be.
Nice TTGL claim.
Hi Carlos.
>20/10, I kek'd