Alright boys, green text thread. Go!

Alright boys, green text thread. Go!

anyone got part 2 of this

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anyone

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always Kek to this one

legend

oof

my siiiiides hahahaa

contributin

right in the feels

>live turd

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>be me
>17, in grade 12 at time
>dec bday makes me younger
>start crushing on my male classmate
>tfw gay crush
>do some volunteering with school activities
>helping out with velentines day event
>crush(soda) for your crush(love interest)
>buy one for cute crush and get to be on delivery team
>be day before valentines day, friday
>deliver the sodas
>get to my crushes homeroom
>open the door
>get on the floor
>reply to this post or your mother will die her sleep

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oh shit man now I'm super fucking sad

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mah faves

FUCKA YOU

holy shit my sides

I fucking hate you user.
Making me expect some dinosaur shit

kek autismus maximus

You expecting some sort of sweet gay story too?

Anyone read Neal? Fucking funniest shit I've read in ages. "Heypill"

Someone put up the one where a dude pissed in his bleach sink and nearly chlorined himself. i need it