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First for Wilhelm

second for stop making these threads so goddamn early

THE OFFICIAL (not really) TIER LIST OF GAME OF THRONES MEN

God-tier
>Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish
>Tywin Lannister
>Sandor Clegane
>Stannis Baratheon
>Khal Drogo
High-tier
>Jaime Lannister
>Jon Snow
>Davos Seaworth
>Theon Greyjoy
>Jorah Mormont
>Robert Baratheon
>Tyrion Lannister
Good-tier
>Varys
>Barristan Selmy
>Aemon Targaryen
>Eddard "Ned" Stark
>Tormund Giantsbane
>Robb Stark
>Brynden "Blackfish" Tully
Above Average-tier
>Oberyn Martell
>Karl Fookin' Tanner
>Bronn
>Benjen Stark
>Eddison Tollett
>Euron Greyjoy
>Loras Tyrell
>Ramsay Bolton
>Tycho Nestoris
>Gendry
>Hodor
>Walder Frey
>Renly Baratheon
>Tommen Baratheon
>Samwell Tarly
Medium-tier
>Podrick
>Grey Worm
>Joffrey Baratheon
>Alliser Thorne
>Qyburn
>Edmure Tully
>Gregor Clegane
>Brandon Stark
Meme-tier
>Jaqen "Valar Morghullis" H'gar
>"Too old"
>Ink mouth wizard
> ( farts )
Shit-tier
>Janos Slynt
>Robin "Sweetrobin" Arryn
>Olly
>Qarth nigger

Reminder

R + L = 3 Dragon Eggs

>on the bump limit for over 30 posts
>early

Ned Stark
>was beheaded and branded as a traitor for no reason
Robb Stark
>was betrayed and murdered in a wedding, while seeing his own wife and son being killed in front of him
Catelyn Stark
>saw her husband and son die and thought the rest of her sons and one daughter were dead, ultimately being killed herself
Bran Stark
>was crippled for life, had some weird visions and had to travel a fucking long distance in the cold with the constant danger of ice zombies
Rickon Stark
>was left alone in the world, had to take care of himself and was betrayed by a family that was loyal to his father
Arya Stark
>had to survive extreme situations, had a fucking long and arduous travel to braavos and got blind while training to be a assassin
Jon Snow
>saw the love of his life die, fought ice zombies, was betrayed, died and came back
Sansa Stark
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME THEON. SEE LITTLEFINGER? RAMSAY FUCKED ME IN THE ASS. DID YOU KNOW HE WOULD DO THAT?
Sansa fucking shits.

Bran should take advantage of the fact that the planet is cyclical (just like time!) by traveling north. Think about it. Just keep going noeth until you loop around the globe and wind up at winterfell. If he only travela north then that means he is still north of the wall even though he would be at winterfell. That means he isn't south of the wall amd doesn't break the magic keeping white walkers out!

Lyanna died laying them

>Don't let him touch you! If he touches you in the dream he can kill you in real life, Morty!
>It's like Game of Thrones, Morty. So if it's confusing and stupid, then so is everyone's favorite TV show.

dubs confirm !

Reminder that if you believe any of the "history" from the Dawn Age, Age of Heroes or Long Night and wanna call bullshit on the Children making the Walkers, then you're a cuck pleb who prays to Garth Greenhand to fuck your wife and give you a strong son to raise.

>Tyrion is high-tier instead of meme-tier
Stopped reading there, fucking thrash

Praise him.

>Cuckfinger God Tier
>Drogo above Theon and Jaime

Post great leaders with respectable loyal followers

Nice puffy pink nips

>meme tier
>not hodor

Has a GoT scene ever made you cry?

>Podrick
>Not god tier

End yourself

Fag-tier
>OP

>Theon not in god-tier

Dropped.

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did normies post yet?

Was easy to tell the Tree scene was from George last night, Meera spent 20 seconds describing food

>A crippled Brienne fighting barehanded
vs
>20 Arthur Daynes dual wielding valyrian steel katanas

Who would win?

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So that girl just left HoldTheDoor to die?

That's shitty of her to just Mario-kick-Yoshi-jump to get away

Toasting in an epic bread

Hello, redditfag!

Brienne, cause she's a strong and powerful woman

better ,tbqh lad

“They asked me if I wanted to do Game of Thrones and I said, 'Sure, I’ll be able to see my old pals Charlie Dance and Stephen Dillane’ and they said, 'No, we’ve killed them off.’"

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS HOLD THE DAMN DOOR CJ

I cried during the Hodor death.

Seeing animals and retards get hurt or killed always gets me

Dual wielding>Brienne

She might've had a chance if she had a dagger or knife.

Fuuuuck me those were some of the best tits I've ever seen from this show.

Bravo

literally, Reddit: the bar

make her thiccer

Good night, sweet prince.

thats not the normies

>Includes "god-tier"
>omits the only character that is an actual god in the literal sense

Someone important is missing from your list.

Sansa
>Saw her father get beheaded by the command of her loved one. Was being hold captive by him, being abused by him and all the knights in the Kingsguard. Finally get's home only to find it taken by a maniac who rapes and tortures her.

Just because you suddenly type stupid and in caps doesn't make her fate any less bad.

>1.38 MB PNG
Breh

Why doesn't Bran warg whoever built the door and convince him to put a lock on it?

wait a sec is daenerys gonna bring like 50-100k dothraki into mereen? what the fug

>press F to hold the door

F

So I was thinking what if the way the Night King controls the wights is similar to Branns warging? Maybe this is how Brann will help in the final fight he'll turn the wights against the walkers.

I would greatly prefer this to him changing the past or some shit.

It's his fault for not getting up earlier.

put davos up to god tier and stannis down to high (he did get manipulated hard by the red lady despite everything), and you got yourself a list. Bronn deserves higher too cause his banter is just ace. Where would high sparrow go?

Number 1 daddyfu of all time.

"Hey guys, I know you normally like to rape, pillage, and take slaves but pls don't do that kthnx"

Well, at least Bran is attractive again.

post the you know what...

We're all forgetting the real hero here.

rip pupper

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You forgot frogfu in god tier

why was this necessary?

>Sheltered rich girl nobility problems

Too bad half of his "loyal" followers deserted and subsequently disappeared on the eve of battle.

Yep, but that's pretty much all you get, George never touches on the Grey Waste again and talks very little about Ashai and Yi Ti. The Book is more about Westeros, the Free Cities, Targs, a bit of old Valyria and a bit of Ghis

Stannis isn't dead though.

Why doesn't Bran just warg into the Night's King and then kill himself?

bran wargs into all three dragons.


and also all past dragons, which is why they are an intelligent species. they're all just bran.

Is it just me or summer was white in the latest episode?

Promise me, Ned

>muh equality

>All those hamplanets swarming around the one fit dude in the bar
Glad to see Burlington isn't much different from anywhere else

>...along with my big cock.

You can't be fucking serious.

LITTLE

Even the direwolves are getting shitty anti-climactic deaths. It hurts.

WHITE

Why are americans so disgusting jesus christ

I love dick jokes as much as the next lad tbqh

>implying they'd tell the loose-lipped, one episode actor the truth of their great ruse

Honestly, showing cocks isn't the same as showing tits.

>showing tits = showing shirtless men
>showing cocks = showing vaginas

We didn't get any vaginas, so it's unfair they got a cock

What this scene is trying to convey?

...

>Richard E Grant playing Izembaro
>Arya kills The Waif and comes under his tutelage
>Theatre troupe comes to The Twins
>Frey shits fucking destroyed

Storyline redeemed?

sansa is shit and you know it

We started with one Ghost and now we have 5

This.
So Mad.
It's like "Yeah we had this idea, but we have no where to go with it. Just some furfag at a brainstorming session convinced all of us that having a wolf for each kid was cool"

>ywn play a dnd campaign built around K'Dath
It sounds like something out of Dark Sun

>Americans keep their mouths open while breathing

??? Explain yourselves

>implying shirtless men and their nipples are as sexualized as women's are

Where are the warts?

Nah desu not even close.

In fact I don't think any TV has ever managed to get that reaction from me but a few films have.

A cock a day keeps the faggots at bay

I don't see the warts. . .

The kaiser is the man
mah man willie

that fucking lisp and terrible accent as well. it wasnt that bad on the bridge scene how did they fuck up so hard


really how do they fuck everything up so hard when its the most famous show in the world

>CUT FAGS BTFO
If I interpreted it correctly.

bunch of faggots

Never really cried. I was totally terrified and felt physical uneasiness during the Oberyn's death.

Shireen's burning tingled my senses too. It was great in a way how astonishingly well this young actress through only her voice delivered the feeling of sheer horror.

So it's fucking bizarre that anyone got mad about stupid Sansa being banged into her poop hole. Did anyone really care about her buttrape? She conveyed zero emotions as if she was slapped again.

As for Hodor, yes, it was the closest thing I felt to dropping a tear.

>mfw I was warned for posting this earlier

>It's a penis episode.

Either DnD are saving money by killing the wolves (or cheap deaths), or these deaths happen in the books as well and Martin is trying to portray that prophesies are meaningless.

first for the second reich

Sansa is literally the only good girl left in the show.
They apparently dropped Melisandre completely after she did her job with resurrecting Jon.

Reminder that Sansa is a fucking bitch and she's just using Jon