Things you had to learn the hard way about sex

Things you had to learn the hard way about sex.
Also dick rate thread

Fag

>gay fag
Things I learned
>dicks really don't taste like anything to me
>you make a shit ton of more sounds than on porn
>I'm really good at sucking your dick

Bi

Dudes are more fun. More decisive
Girls are open minded
Generally bad smells all around
Can't expect to fuck assholes and not get shit on dick
Sex on hard surfaces just isnt as enjoyable for either party
Bad things will happen
Slammin heads together or a bent dick

being circumcised sucks and makes me want to kill myself

You should do it then

>also literal fag
what I've learned
>most straight guys want to try something when they find out you're gay.
>It's really embarrassing when that straight friend wants to try giving oral and he's bad at it.
>I'm very much a bottom despite not wanting to be one.

eh circumcised isn't as bad as people make it out to be.

Let me guess
>t. Unmutilated guy

Sometimes going slow and steady is a lot better for both people than going balls deep slamming the squanch with all your might.

>it's not just gonna happen if you wait long enough

Cowgirl isn't nearly as awesome as it is in porn. The view is legit but as far as feeling goes it's in the bottom tier of sex positions.

I got fucked on my knees on a hardwood floor and my knees were sore for a week.

Nope. Actually circumsized. Do I wish I wasn't? Yeah. But I think I'd wish I was circumsized if I wasn't. So no point in worrying about it.

You aren't fucking the right girls then user

Impromptu outdoor sex might be super intense but you'll pay for it the next few days in bug bites. Solution : keep a blanket and bug spray in your car at all times

Intact guys almost never wish they were circumcised, to be honest.

Anal sex is shitty

>I'd wish I was mutilated if I was whole

Lmao

I would murder a rabbi to get my foreskin back. I just want to know what it feels like to be whole.

Maybe man. The girl I'm with now had a fuckin amazing set of tits but like.. Idk she could ride me for days and Idk if I could get off, but missionary or doggy with her feel way better

Maybe it's just me. I couldn't get off in cowgirl with my ex wife either, but my current gf rides dick waaaaaay better and it's still a no go. Rip.

Ever met an intact guy in the states? The straight ones almost always wish it. And Sup Forums is not a good indicator for how people feel about circumcision.

ayy, no shit (good pun tho)

find a dude to dock with. it's the only way

im still unsure if girls like sex or the fact someone is fucking them
they dont do shit
you have to do like literally all the work even changing a position is like so inconvenient for a girl

I identified with most of those. Especially because im having a sexually ambiguous fwb relationship kind of thing with a so called straight guy and when I said I was gay the first night he wanted to try slobbin the diddly and he was bad and he kept asking me to teach him how to be better and I tried . every time I try to ask if hes bi or gay he gets very defensive end says hes 100% straight he just likes dicks, all the while my dick is in his mouth or vice versa. I'm like okay man whatever. He gets me drugs so I'm in it for the fun. I can't wait for him to fuck me.

No, it's not the only way. You can grow back your foreskin by stretching it

I'm not even gay, if I was gay I'd probably care less.

I'd give almost anything to be intact

That's fucking bullshit. No frenelum changes, you don't get even close to everything back, and it looks fucking horrible.

I'm uncut and I thought of it once but I said fuck that shit my cock is beast too

Sup Forums: the only place you have to say you're a literal faggot not just a figurative one

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Don't pull out anal beads like you're starting a lawnmower.

The smell of a lubed up asshole will make your stomach turn.

>puts the ruler a good inch past base of dick

Kik?

uncut is actually pretty popular with gay men if that's any consolation. Probably even more popular than it is with women.

what's it like erect. That's all that really maters.

I've heard this joke before but it's still halarious

Fardels.bear

That's quite the forest you got there my friend. You must get major swamp ass a lot.

thats a lot of hair but on the flip side that is a lot of cock

Can relate
I usually choose cowgirl when I don't want to bust fast but I know it's more enjoyable to both parties if I'm on top

Uncut is popular with everyone who is not an americut or kike or something

It's objectively better

Don't act out some fetish unless you're the equivalent of married. Girls talk.

Things I learned
>if you shave you get more pussy

finish the story. What happened?

But that doesn't make sense. By the time you have them in the bedroom they're already rearing for sex. and until you pull it out they don't know ho9w much hair you have

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Uncut fag, 18

Kik is jay50000000
For anyone who wants more. I find that shit pretty flattering, to be honest.

Bisexual dykes with short boyish hair are better at sex than long haired girly girls.

im horny as fuck right now. my kik is fss4ever

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21 uncut. Rate ?

Asked to try anal (on me) she wasn't very down ended up doing some of it myself in front of her and came on my own face. Told me it was hot, but that was the last time we did anything we broke up that week. I know she told her friends.

>kek

10/10

pretty long :P

Wear condoms during anal.
Cause if she farts, it's gonna burn

thank you

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That really sucks. But that is why you don't mix your social circle with your dating life. Guess you know that now, though

You should wear condoms anyway. Anal is risky business.

Also if you're gonna fuck a Virgin, you're not gonna have a good time

getting into positions and in general, moving around is clumsy.
wearing condoms is pretty fucking tough.

Polygamist relationships almost always end up with herpes, broken knuckles, and no damage deposit.

r8

9,7/10

I learned that it is a REALLY bad idea to bang a chick that wasn't wet. I wanted a quickie she obliged. I just spread her open and shoved it in. That was the worst mistake in my sexual life ever.

Long story short I ended up causing a small tare on the piece of tissue that connects the shaft to the head. Blood was everywhere. Thankfully I am not circumcised. The skin acted as its own tourniquet/bandage.

All these uncut dicks

You all are lucky

1. That thrusting is done with moving your hips, not contracting your abs.
Holy hell, those sore muscles.
Also just better movement.

2. That different grills like different things.
That thing with the tounge that grill #1 likes might be totaly "meh" for grill #2

3. Get over your social discomfort and talk.
Things are just way better when things are relaxed and you say to eachother what you want instead of hoping for some kind of telephatic connection to occur.

> I wanted a quickie she obliged
Chad?

Things i learned
>Don't fuck when she is on her period, condom or not, there is a lot of blood
>Bent dick hurts

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Something useful for all guys.
NAIR =no hair
is a product used to remove body hair without shaving. Usually found in the shaving isle in the women's products.
It works for just about everything from pubes to anal hair.
But do NOT apply to balls or shaft nor anywhere with cuts. I use it in place of shaping my hair and I might have a few nair burns (just like razor burns) but disappear much quicker.

first time I got it I knew it was a bad idea but I applied it to my balls. They felt super chaffed for the whole day and I didn't even get rid of the hair because I had to remove it because of the discomfort.

read instructions carefully before use and it works great. Now just need a way to take care of scrotum hair.

bobby?

me too

Cute. I love the lack of hair.

yeah they are :(

I'm sorry you have to live with that bro. I don't even want to begin to think what life has to be like with a cut dick. must be pure hell.

r8?

Makes me want to die seeing all of these intact guys

I just want to be normal and I never will be

first honest thread about uncut and cut cocks in a while. Errybody knows uncut is master race

No shit one is normal the other is amputated and crippled

Not even master race, just normal vs. mutilated

the majority of girls cannot wipe their ass properly

Blond hair blue eyes and an uncut cock I am at the top of the master race.

absolutely terrifying

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fat girls fuck better but have disgusting looking cunts

I'm crying right now...

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Is my dick that bad?

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Licking and or sucking the pussy lips is the most uncomfortable shit ever, turned out really bad the next day. Communication is key.
Stubble has to be the worst feeling on a man.

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It's hard to have it

Do you mean stubble on the dick

Agree on all
also agree, 8.5/10

>being insecure about your dick or general performance is worse than ED or early spurting or anything else for that matter
>there are such things as bad sex and bad blowjob
>you care much more about your dick size than girls, they just want to get fucked

i got smacked in the head the first time I sucked dick cause i was using teeth. now i suck dick like a pro. boys over girls any day.

I learned that holding your thumb actually does help you deepthroat

10/10 would deepthroat until my nose is buried in your hair and indulge in those balls while stroking you fully
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What about mine?

how did you get rid of all your hairs?

This was a pretty cool thread. And then the cock rate anons were released.

>pretty cool thread

Yeah circumcised people being suicidal while whole guys show off their normal dicks

Great thread ;_;

so true

and pics on what it looks like? ive looked and i cant find anything