Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

>>Walk in
>>See dick
and walk out

...

>enter bedroom
>see this
>throw a fucking fit because radiator is still there when I hired that contractor to install central air 3 weeks ago

...

Check em, make babies is what

wank off in the corner

like you're doing right now?

Get my dick between those tits and into those DSL

not the first time you've thought about doing so i bet

She acts like a whore, so ill find a way to whore her out for money. Fuck pussy. Its so boring now that it makes me wish i were gay. Id rather have money to buy cool shit, like the oculus rift. Hell, if i do that, then i can fuck anything i want without any sort of strings attached. Fuck man, im going places. I should write this down.

Not even close.

but what if someone else wants your dick to go somewhere else...

Well where does she want it?

Like your mouth so you can shut the fuck up and stop posting these threads?

i'm not sure, where do you think?

I have a guess...
Maybe she needs to bend over a bit more to be sure.

I would fuck her ass till it bleeds. Then I would enjoy the extra lube and fuck her even harder.

maybe she just needs to lie down.

wow man calm down. lol

>enter bedroom
>see this
>what the fuck are you doing mom!?

You dont even know. Id paint that bitch green and make her scream out DONKAY every time I brought up how the pungent scent of our swamp smells so much better like this whilst simultaneously smacking that fat lime covered ass.

Hey, the OP asked.

Okay, sauce, faggot.

I sure did but you need to make her enjoy it if you want it to happen again
Also, should we reveal our secrets to the user below you?

Alright. Patrycja wins this one

"Oh cool, a new radiator! I was tired of that tiny ass electric heater".

see that smirk on her face? it's because she knows she won, as she wins every time.

Except when natalina wins.

No. He called you a faggot.

Her only purpose in life is to please dicks. It is about our pleasure, not hers. Painal maximizes my pleasure.

Hehe, thanks for filename, faggot. That polak cunt does not even do porn, bitch keeps sucking cock in private for cash tho. Well, i would not jerk my cock more than once to her video even if she had one.

>her video
you might one if you apologize for being rude
you're quite a sadist
oh when was the last time that happened? see how demoralized she is?

She always wins in my book.
Or 95% of the time

This here is your regular fake titty cunt bitch, shit, she is no different from thousand of whores that go through brazzers every year.