I have a son Sup Forums

I have a son Sup Forums.

r u gonna eat him

I weep for your offspring.

Congratulations user
Hope mother and baby are doing well

What's he called?

if dubs his name is baby mc babyface

Interesting.

I believe in abortion till the age of six. So you got time...

Time will tell.

So does he, or maybe for the tit.

Thanks fam, they're both good.

Grant, tentatively.

Nobody cares fag

Sweet, I have a daughter. Wanna fuck?

Congratulations

Fake

Gz

I believe the technical term would be a murder.

Not doing a "trips names my son" thread

Rolling for David Davidson

gay

Grant, nice name I suppose. How did you find the birth?

What monkey country you in?

Chill out you degenerate

When do we get to see the titties

Timestamp on baby's head

Opposite.

Hai bby u wan sum fuk?

premature birth ? dat nigga Small..

my daughter Born 1 week to late was twice his size.

Can you post some sweet mummy tits?

I'm white good sir, I live in a clean healthy country, with sanitary conditions to raise a child

This is my second, so not bad. It was really quick, which was nice.

Polite-America, but in a small city.

No, full term, but small. 6.7 pounds.

Or "mommy" before some retards are posting pictures of Egyptian bodys..

That would be fine too.

Well done

Thanks guv.

This was fifteen minutes after the baby was out, meathead. They don't strip the sheets when it's still occupied.

you did got him circumcizzled rite?

Congrats OP. don't forget to teach him that traps are not gay! is easier to accept at young age.

O good sir, still dirty I see

Nah, they don't recommend it here any more, aside from legit medical issues or Judaism.

faggot, give that tip a snip

Barely a day old and already an enemy to feminism.

TRIGGERED

AND HIS NAME WILL BE KEKE THE NEXT PROPHET OF PEPE, SON OF KEK,
ALL PRAISE KEK

shit on it and post with timestamp or u're a fag

Show wife's tits

How do you even cook one of those

I wish he dies I dislike humans

Congrats on the baby and on the nice tits

Xe will grow up being deferential and not raping the womyn around xim/xer with xis sight, words, or actions.

Congratulations, enjoy it.

with a side of greens and some crusty bread

son looks hungry.
take a pic where son enters the milkbar

My son just turned a month old today. Good luck, I hope you never want to sleep again.

He already raised his voice at the female doctor, several nurses and his mother. He also exposed himself for several minutes.

yeah. those little gnome fucks always have the best meth

My god, make it stop!

Congrats OP, glad it all went ok. Those are the best moments in life.

My second is 1.5, so I feel your pain.

Look at this little shit.

Thanks fams.

i won't, but i will look at those sweet trips

Checked.

If dubs, Sup Forums space program

Congrats OP. Be your son's friend, he'll need you during his entire life. I hope he and his mother are okay

Shit. If dubs, mommy tits

call him "ultra life force III"

Quads for both!

I have 4, my oldest is a boy and the rest are girls. Enjoy the early years. After they're 5 years old time just flies by so take advantage of the time you have with them. Good luck.

just throw it out the window

Yeah, I hear you guys. My old man "went for cigarettes" and never came back, so I won't be putting this guy and his sisters through it.

And NOW u sit there with your smartphone and u have ur attention here instead of there at ur son? U prefer to write with us morons instead of sharing the first minutes / hours of ur child in this world... people like u I wont understand.. Ever.

No this is the problem. Be a friend but be a father first. You aren't there to be his buddy. Yoe are there to teach him how to be a man

Multitasking. Also, he's been at them titties for a while so I have some free time for this pit and messaging family/friends.

Good man. You at least got the opportunity to learn 1 positive thing from your piece of shit father. Probably best he left.

Are we the friends?
Or the family?

Have you ever sat in the hospital for days waiting for them to release your wife to finally take your child home?? Trust me, there are plenty of moments to do other things. Especially during breast feeding and all the tests they have to run to clear the baby. And not to mention when the baby is sleeping.

is your name will, op?

Those titties are big enough that she doesn't need the padded bra. What an attention slut.

You're my sometimes friendly, sometimes cordial, sometimes hostile anonymous Internet family.

remember me, will? we touched tips

Twice! But chatting with ur kind... No. ;o)

Hehe. Kinda cool to post it here.
Gratz!

also: in b4 CP

Not Will, but I sense a story coming up. Who is Will to you, user-kun?

Well yes I agree, I wouldn't be on Sup Forums but just saying, if that's what OP does to kill time then that's his choice.

Dude.. Wish u and ur (real) family all the best luck. God bless ur son

dont lie

I've already alerted family/close friends, held baby for a while before he wanted to feed again, and his mom is a trooper, so I it's smooth sailing right now.

Right. So thanks for sharing OP.

Thanks meng x 2.

You couldn't be more normie.
>KEK

protip from another parent.
Things are gonna get rough from time to time w lack of sleep etc, but pretty soon he will be able to do more and more for himself and then things will get easier for you.
A wee bit of neckstrenght? Wont have to be as careful when you lift him,
First teeth? Wont have to cut the food in tiny pieces.
Able to crawl and/or point? Will be able to kinda communicate what the fuck he wants, not just scream and hope for the best.

Things will in many ways get more fun the older he gets.

Timestamp + Tits or gtfo

godspeed bro
teach your son to be a strong man able to stand for what's right

Congrats on your son OP.
>mfw I have a daughter

TIE HIM TO IRONING BOARD AND SHIT ON HIM!

basement dwelling fag calling someone a normie because they have a life.

>lame

You know the rules:
Tits with timestamp or this will become s spiderman thread

This. 2-5 are the funnest and best years you will have. After that they grow too fast. As soon as school starts you'll blink and years will have past.

I wish what you said was true.

Into the pooper.

S'alright. I sling spicy memes with the best of them.

That fag is real' badass, but your dubs are going to win the battle.

am finish

Let me crush his skull :^)