Trips decide what I say (actually)

Trips decide what I say (actually)

Plz fuck my dog

Send nudes

a dog with udders

I've always wanted to harpoon a whale ;)

Rolling

I love fatties

Is your daddy in jail? If I was your daddy, I'd be in jail.

PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE. I WANT TO INHALE NOTHING BUT YOUR ASSHOLE.

Holy shit I matched a walrus

You just know she's a fat cow.

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

I know this is a weird question, but... Can I see your feet?
My bro's and I are really into feet, and we'd totally sniff, suck and worship yours if they're nice.

Sit on my face?

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this with an XD at the end

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Hello Emily, how are you?

this

Why fat?
Cake?

nignog

This

NIGNOG's DID 9/11

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lol veto
>inb4 trips

can i suck on your asshole sugartits?

I want to slap your ass while you punch my balls

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I didn't know whales were on tinder

what if this had gotten it? XDD

>>how about a quickie?

Why are you using that stupid filter, are you fucking 12 or something?

Do you have a sister? do you have a walrus sister? is your whole familly a walrus familly?

Waiting on trips what the fuck is this? OP gotta move it down to one digit so we can do this with out spending eternity waiting on a get.

Also, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Rolling, I like, but with a >.< at the start and XD at the end

CheckmotherfuckingMATE

Do you want me to treat you like a dog?

Ay boss do you like filthy frank XD

hi buddy wazzup

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Roll for this but replace 21 with 23

Which kennel did you escape from bitch?

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SOMEONE JUST FUCKING GET TRIPS PLEASE

rolling for

Rerolling

>Is your daddy in jail? If I was your daddy, I'd be in jail.
rofl. roll

check

heil heil

Anybody got screens from the dubs talks to my mom thread last night?

shit was funny as fuck

Hello

how much ?

fuck you

listen bitch, im gonna need a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries. FO FREE.

I wanna bang that palewhale ass of yours ; )

hey i think you're really pretty, maybe you'd let me shit in your mouth or spread it over your body? can't wait to see you live, i'm filled with excitement ^-^

Nice rolls

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Rolo

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Rerolling. Just waiting for actual trips unlike the last faggot op thread

OP, the thread will likely be pruned before you get ONE set of trips. Lower it to dubs you goddamned pizza queef.

roll for this

Hello friend, my names ____ and I have autism, No need to be afraid! I don't bite and love to play board games and paint, I have a pet dog called Paul and he's really fun! Either way hope you got my message thanks!

Actually, I'd Love to suck your dad wiggle-diggle

what the fuck. roll

i really really like your picture

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OK, OP here, dubs it is...

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Suck my wiggly nigger dick you walking dorito bag

I want you to queef into my eye

roll 4 dis

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Haha this or some modified version

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Also nice double dubs

Reroll for

wut. roll

Rollin for this

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rroooolll

"Do you think I'm hot? I'm worried I'll end up a 40-yr old virgin. Does dick size really matter? My ex gf was gay. Does that mean I'm gay?"

Winrar

Fucking really, after the rules change both come up.

you have a rack and a half miss hond

WINRAR

and there we are

god damnit

Send her a gif of a whaling ship with its harpoon

Winrar

go with this one op

Hey I just wanted to say you are beautiful and I wanted to say i'm so big I can hit the bottom of a tuna can.

Waiting

Op i was just replying to the post I didn't mean put it in there

lol you did the first one as well?

kek

Made an addition, it's a killer whale licking its tongue around.

Hi, My name is Mitch, the cunt smasher.