Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Kill myself

See this wat do - threads are retarted shit. Stop posting this shit and kys

OP I was just looking for you!
>

tell strange lady to get the fuck out of my house

Fuck until dick is raw

fake tits/10

Rape

Masturbate

probably has adick

Call cops
Nakedness is no excuse for b&e

Shoot the intruder, because it is my right as an American

instant boner
instant cum
ask to cuddle

Kill bitch. Rape corpse. Burn evidence.

also known as
K.Ra.B

without even her touching you?

The fuck do you think?
What are you, fucking gay?

so you like her body?

>leave room
>go to my bedroom
>empty as expected
>fap
>go to sleep

Get her away from that radiator quickly before she burns herself

Wonder why I chose to forego the efficiency of a forced air heater in exchange for a oil powered radiator.

>remove pants
>bend down
>suck own dick

Get a wrench and demolish the old radiator. Ask the naked bitch to help me get rid of it. As a reward I will have physical contact with her.

Catch every possible STD it has.

>check for cock
>proceed with caution

Whilst checking, are you ensuring there IS a cock before preceding with caution?