>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
Enter bedroom
Kill myself
See this wat do - threads are retarted shit. Stop posting this shit and kys
OP I was just looking for you!
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tell strange lady to get the fuck out of my house
Fuck until dick is raw
fake tits/10
Rape
Masturbate
probably has adick
Call cops
Nakedness is no excuse for b&e
Shoot the intruder, because it is my right as an American
instant boner
instant cum
ask to cuddle
Kill bitch. Rape corpse. Burn evidence.
also known as
K.Ra.B
without even her touching you?
The fuck do you think?
What are you, fucking gay?
so you like her body?
>leave room
>go to my bedroom
>empty as expected
>fap
>go to sleep
Get her away from that radiator quickly before she burns herself
Wonder why I chose to forego the efficiency of a forced air heater in exchange for a oil powered radiator.
>remove pants
>bend down
>suck own dick
Get a wrench and demolish the old radiator. Ask the naked bitch to help me get rid of it. As a reward I will have physical contact with her.
Catch every possible STD it has.
>check for cock
>proceed with caution
Whilst checking, are you ensuring there IS a cock before preceding with caution?