State your age job salary and height

state your age job salary and height

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petroleum transfer engineer
170,000 dollarie doos per annum
6'2"
not black

copypasta

Job: Cancer patient
Age: 12
Salary: -1 life
Height: 4'3"
jewish

MODS

lol thats fucked

Job: not your personal army.

maybe hes got cancer because of the petroleum industry

19
I TA and correct student papers at my college
~$2000/year
5'4"
American

Police
28
45000/yr
5ft 7in

woah, such a racist.

Manlet cop

28
PhD student at a research center for computer graphics
34300 Euros (approx. 38000 USD) per year
5'8"
Yankee-white

>not black

obviously if you have a job

Hispanic

>im short and angry and I take it out on innocent people of color: the post

23
Government Contractor (non military)
830,000/yr
6ft 4inch
Not Nigger

25
mechanical engineer
$85k
5'10

27
Airline Network Operations
75k with overtime (52k without)
6'4

real incoming

27
6'
electrician
$100k last year

Oh cool so you buy the BLM propaganda about whitey cops killing all the poor niggers

28
Freeloader
$3,000/yr through eBay
5'11"

29
EMT
32k a year
6'2
also not black

why not an accountant?

one off quads. nice

wow such a racist. probably because youre a manlet.

Good for you.

Get tired of only seeing the 100k/day CEOs posting here.

32
Graphic designer
65k ish / year
6'1"

Don't believe him. I'm just selling my copyright image through an internet photo broker.

Guess what country

26
Teacher
91.300,- USD a year
5' 11" (converted to imperial from metric)

cancer patient is not a job
if you wuz joosh youd know that

23
professional rap artist
I make dem dollas
6'9"
black.

>Guess what country
>(converted to imperial from metric)

a civilized one, obviously. scandinavian?

>6'9"
>rap artist

22
Call center employee
$14.50/h
5'6"

Yupp, a Scandinavian one. I should add that I earn about 50% more than average teachers caus I have extra qualifications.

20
Autism
Around 1k usd a month
187cm
White as snow

22
Programmer
25K euromoneys per year, before jewing (taxes)
6'1''
white pastabro

Can ahs get a contrat two? Hear one a mine.

Ooga booga doh!
Ooga booga doh!
Ooga booga!
Ooga booga!
Doh!
Doh!
Doh!

29
Custodian
44k last year
6'1"
America

I wanna say Norway or Finland

kek

26
Hyperbaric welder
Approx 80 thousand dollahs per year
6 feet tall and white as cream

Lol this is 90% of the real b. Also nice triple zeros. Maybe your luck will turn around.

31
Executive at Exxon Mobil
340,000
6'4"

Finland isn't Scandinavian. It's sort of Finno-Ugric.

26
sous chef
$41,000 per year
5'8

21
Security Guard
$12.75/hr
5'9"
White

Norway then. Possibly Swedish.

You're a mohel!

you spelled soup wrong

i like how they only give salary per hour, because noone ever managed to do these jobs for an entire year

Not sure if I count.
18
Systems Technician/Services Apprentice
£10,000 a year + all exam costs covered.

21
CEO
$350,000,000/year
6'20"

Don't forget there's scandahoovians in Iceland and Greenland and even the Shetland Islands. Even some in Minnesota, ya sure.

I mean, I've only been there since June. It's a hell of a lot more than what I was making before :P

not jewish, white canadian
shit, you're right I did.

18
Retail job/ IT whenever I can
Get paid $11.25 and $24 per hour
6ft
White

I won't forget, Sempai

There's literally less than 100 calories on that fucking plate.

I hate this nouvelle cuisine bullshit.

Give me a full plate of pasta every day.

Damn I use to want to be a Petroleum engineer but I changed my mind and now i'm doing software engineering. Didn't know petroleum engineering payed that much.

...

47
No formal employment
Annual net is circa £120k
6' even.

>34
>IS analyst
>90K
>5'8"
>white

>not jewish,
Bullshit. Those are foreskins on that plate.

i believe that's squid and has well over 100 calories

also, go vegan y'all

Cool. You're the highest paid person in the world that no one ever heard of.

No they're fried assholes

>nouvelle cuisine
That was so 1980s, dood.

No, I'm just not retarded enough t pay 20€ for a ""plate"" of food that's barely enough to decide if it's cooked properly.

Or we could not and actually not be sickly faggots who don't get enough protein and iron

CBSA officer
85k/yr
23
6'3"

ADA clean-up on Aisle 9!

19
college fresh - wanna be jew doctor - hopefully 400k+
6'4"
white with a tan

...

How hard was it to get into border security? That's my dream job

What sort of drugs do you sell?

ITT: Liars.

:D

not very hard, just need a 3month training course including physical and the ability to be relocated. Very worth it. extremely interesting job.

I've no idea what sell or buy. I pay a bloke to worry about that sort of thing.

i believe "no formal employment" is international code for callboy

at those just Os from spegettiOs?

Where did they stick you? How shitty is the physical?

Stand up! Stand up for Jesus!

-19
-Student (Computer Science)
-$80,000 minimum starting salary for vast majority of graduates from my university's program
-5'9"
-Tranny Faggot :3

35 years old
CEO of Telamericorp
16 mil a year plus bonuses
6'4"
11" penis length
9" penis girth
White

yep, with dark chocolate, and weeds I found behind the restaurant.

physical is easier than the police physical, and they stuck me at the Douglas border crossing, originally from calgary, born in vancouver.

Job: Drug specialist
Age: 26
Salary: 116k before tax
Height: 5'7"
Mix of Euro/hispanic

i was being facetious

Beer delivery guy
24 years old
Little more than 3k a month after taxes
4 days a week
Excellent benefits
6' 4"
White

27
CPA / Adjunct Prof.
81k
6'2"

Oh man. Gotta love Douglas. It's better than Iqaluit or somewhere else up north.
I'm in Haliax. Police is second on the list for me but I'm a land whale and need to lose some weight before I try anything.

>starting salary
They didn't tell you that Trump University is out of business, did they?

33
Marketing manager at a top US advertiser
90k w/ profit sharing
Nigger

People posting here be like

>13
>Harvard CEO
>80m/week
>40cm cock

But whatever makes you feel better (Y)

>Euro/hispanic
Hispania being the Iberian Peninsula. In Europe.
What you really mean is chicano malinchista.

28
Novelist
~30,000 USD per year budgeted from larger book advance
5'6"

-22
-engineer
-200,000 a year
-6'3"
-not black
-lived in the states
-drive a muscle car
-nice house
-wife
-kids
-have a dog
-have some windows
-have blue eyes
-like spaghettios
-own a portrait

Facetiousness will get you permabanned on Sup Forums.

If they catch you.

What you really mean is spic.

*still has no fulfillment in life