/brit/

The Mechanic edition

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck
helpfulcalculators.com/compound-interest-calculator
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/15/philip-hammond-suggests-uk-outside-single-market-could-become-tax-haven
youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
youtube.com/watch?v=XE-_6FaJc0A&feature=youtu.be
youtu.be/4gHGqy5o0VQ
youtu.be/fSJDJ2H8J-g
youtu.be/H5cgg-r644g
youtube.com/watch?v=S8OA9JTuHGw
youtube.com/watch?v=xggP4aH13_M
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

any NEETman in?

GRIME'D

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck
>Christine Chubbuck[a] (August 24, 1944 – July 15, 1974) was an American television news reporter who worked for WTOG and WXLT-TV in Florida. She was known for committing suicide during a live television broadcast.
>Her focus on her lack of relationships is generally considered to be the driving force for her depression; her mother later summarized "her suicide was simply because her personal life was not enough." She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man.

It says one of the main sources of her depression was that she was a nearly 30-year-old virgin. It boggles my mind how a reasonably attractive woman in her twenties can remain a virgin if they don't want to be. I mean, I'm pretty sure any woman in their twenties could walk into a bar, ask a man for sex, and get an immediate and unconditional "yes".

Dads out earning a wage.

paying an oriental lass to volley me in the knackers

ol' 'cide

>be 5'8 with a 6" penis
>girls generally think I'm 5'11 with an 8" penis

girls are retards

>no father to be found

Grime is only in there because the awards were forced to be more diverse

The award is useless now, you cringe middle class white kid

SELLY OAK MENTIONED

took this photo today

>all those mixed race babies

what do you expect

>grime
>black brits pretending to be black americans

cringe desu

reposting

This is why people generally don't invest in index funds because they're scared

Do the following for me
helpfulcalculators.com/compound-interest-calculator
Put in say an initial deposit of 5k and then 1k a month after that for 30 years, with a rate of 10% and take a look at the graph

You can't buy directly from vanguard unless you have 100k so if you need a site then use Cavendish Online or Charles Stanley Direct, both have same fees and are the lowest about

Do you own research into the best fund to buy, it could be many funds or just a single one

Think about it as a "invest and forget" scheme, you don't want to be pulling the money out as soon as something bad looks like it's gonna happen, there will be crashes but over a long period of time it will increase massively because of compound interest, this is a long term save for retirement type thing

You don't want to put 50k in there all at once, research pound cost averaging

she wasn't attractive, she was autistic and also like 6ft and most men don't like giantesses

>tfw unironically have an 11" willy

most girls don't like it desu i've been turned down countless times because "it's too big" and the ones that did begrudgingly take it complained that it hurt really bad

I'm working class you bellend don't reply to me ever again

>having reading comprehension this poor

You got a double digit IQ la'?

>she wasn't attractive
She was.

ah yes of course they're all mixed race babies

border of your runt farm?

if girls wear heels to the club then i don't see why manlets should be shamed for wearing shoes with lifts

alri turtlemong
post IMG_0216

thanks mate, genuinely quite helpful

Do you think we'll ever get another British comedy series that comes close to matching it Sup Forums?

inb4 some chino-wearing, 18 year old window licker says The Office or Peep Show

would a Chinese girl kick me in the balls in the street for cash? any experiences with this sort of thing?

only fools and horses was shit

not as nice

don't get all this dirty dossier tripe

can some clever lad dumb it down for me

>committing suicide during a live television broadcast.
typical womeme

You don't need to take your ball busting fantasies public lad

>the batman episode

grime is literally the opposite of that, it's quintissentially british

you're thinking of UK hip hop/trap/drill etc etc

'sheed

albert>grandad

hated when grandad was on screen, looked so rotten and ill

cheated on the gf again lads

imagine an unshaven wojak with a coffee cup attached

The fathers are working to pay for their beautiful children. Why they weren't there for the photo.
My god, people are so critical.

got my session booked with princess chelsea for 2pm lads. literally cannot wait.

HE FELL OVER THE BAR

why don't you do modelling

gf got me this

>sample music
>has big booming bass to it
>talk over it about how good you are at talking over it

Yeah mate it just American rap done in London accent, they even call themselves niggaz and call the police the feds. It's honestly embarrassing

>pound cost averaging
>buying shares when they are low and buying less when they are high

wow, why didn't I think of this? sounds like a genius strategy LMFAO

why would you take this
post 0204

don't want to risk getting done for soliciting

I can just play it off as a joke if I just ask a girl in the street

grime is literally a shitty knockoff of trap with an accent

cringing for you

...

It's not about strategically investing, it's just putting in your money over an extended period of time so you will usually end up with more for your money and the prices will vary over that period of time

Mong

dumb rorke

I don't look like one and I'm short
because it's ugly but in an interesting way
deleted 0204

Paki slag

you could trivialise any music genre like trhat

Not an argument.

>thinking about asking a girl out
>have 2 wanks because I thought it was me just being horny
>still want to ask her out post wank

ahhhh fuck this never happens

Will they actually do it the absolute nutters

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/15/philip-hammond-suggests-uk-outside-single-market-could-become-tax-haven

>wagies itt are paying for these kids

>ywn take Charlie roughly from behind and spaff raw inside her in exchange for a few lines of sniff

why even exist

hope so

netherlands will block it though

a used one from craiglist ?

woops meant to say "in a club toilet" as well

>Simon Carley-Pocock
>Poocock

wojak is a virgin

...

...

>not at all like american hip hop

youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

Fucking lol

i don't think most people understand what a "tax haven" is. Apart from our deals with apple and google, the vast majority are paying the normal rate of corporate tax
low taxes =/= tax haven

just filmed this on Lewisham high street

youtube.com/watch?v=XE-_6FaJc0A&feature=youtu.be

nut up

FOY

>white British male expat to a country where the age of consent is 12
>turns out to be a gay nonce

shocking

>poocock
>literally fucking shitskin up the shitter

Worse than Sheila Dik-in-shit

youtu.be/4gHGqy5o0VQ

Could you rephrase the question

no its not you mong
its just UK trap gets wrongly labelled as grime
youtu.be/fSJDJ2H8J-g
youtu.be/H5cgg-r644g

ask her out

>when people who know nothing about grime talk about grime

crease

go back to listening to your EDM remixes of the beatles

Scared

if you listen to blacks from London doing fast swears over a drumbeat you need to neck yourself 2bqh

>it's quintissentially british
No.
Ska is British, triphop, northern soul.
youtube.com/watch?v=S8OA9JTuHGw
grime is what happens in a stagnant pool.

>because it's ugly but in an interesting way
bit like you then wahey
*audience bursts in laughter*

only pakis listen to grime

everything about this post is shit

>grime

>anyone who chats shit about grime just doesn't know grime

solid argument

No you really can't, country and Jazz are actually enitrley different as are soul and rock and hip hop. Grime is just American hip hop with a london accent.

>that fucking raised eyebrow

CREASEEEEE

about what?

you're a chubby white 19 year old

don't pretend you're black

the utter shite that pakis and nogs listen to

getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>grime

translation:
>im a middle-class uni wanker who recently discovered skepta and other assorted shit-tier black music. im so cool now!

Why do people on /brit/ with gfs act as if they're the only people in the world with a partner?

when people reduce it to US hip-hop with an accent and trap music then clearly they don't

>you have to be black to listen to grime

ah yes, you also have to be black to listen to blues, jazz, rock n roll I assume?

doing a listen of some good white folk music rn
youtube.com/watch?v=xggP4aH13_M

Dunno what to do, how to act, etc.

It's most middle class white southerners desu

grime is a working class genre, not a black genre

the top black mcs in the scene said it themselves

just dont bother. you're a lost cause.

my life is slowly spiralling into disrepair and I'm not doing anything about it