Gold medal celebration thread

Only gold medal countries allowed! Get in here champions.

Ez

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Comfy thread

Other countries btfo

We'll win men's football so might as well.

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close but no cigar as the kids say :DD

> his country has no gold medal

ASIANS BTFO

About to get one in women's fencing

Feels god familia

I'll just leave a post here
îts not like we'll win anything else 2bh

EXCEPT FUCKING CHARLIE

A mexican poser... I can´t believe my eyes...

BTFO

United States (Shooting f.)
South Korea (Archery m.)
Belgium (Cycling - Road)
Argentina (Judo f.)
Vietnam (Shooting m.)

>United States (Shooting f.)

mmkay

representing Vietnam here
thx for bombing my country so I can move here

Back to the nail salon, Nguyen

What about Judo male?

Ok we're ready to get one. ITALIA ITALIA ITALIA ITALIA!

Russia

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G-goiedag i'm belgian

hi!

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2nd Amendment country wins gun event

USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

Football isn't in the olympics

reporting in

WHADDUP

Watching my glorious country defeat puerto rico in women's volleyball rn.

Only 41 minutes until our NBA B-Team beats china by 70. Can't wait.

sup bitches

>Fat teenager wins shooting event

Spirit of the olympics I'm sure the ancient greeks would be proud

What, yes it is.

Winners only, Muhammad

Do you guys have anything yet?

No it's not but there is a chance it will be added for 2020

L-loser

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ELLENŐRIZTEM

Wait for real? What other countries even play besides Canada? I won't complain about a free gold though.

honorary

Hungary reporting :)

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He's talking about real football jackass not flopgrass.

Are you retard or what.

Rugby is not footbal pls.

congratulations with your proxy bro

He is a faggot so

Ibarguen

Australian football?

Women "sports" don't count Ameridonalds

majdnem én is

we still have more than you if you take out womens medals

Sorry lad, this thread is for winners, please leave

Nice try spic

Congrats Belgium, Russia, Vietnam, South Korea.

Woman sports is shit.

O SHIIIE WADDUP

>soccer

>home team
>0 golds
>zika infested

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Yes that is the English name for poverty ball.

Now get back to repairing your favela you dirty spic.

oh hi

Why do Brazilians hate us? We are superior than you at everything but there is no need to be upset

>iraq
>honduras
>fiji

No USA

Is this the beginning of the end?

>iraq
how the fuck did they qualify

>dirty spic

says Mexico 2.0

Poland where

I'll hold their seat

>be American
>shoot

>win Gold

Can we play Brasil in Belo Horizonte?

Reporting in.

Cycling came home today boys. I was welling up when GVA crossed that finish. Me and my father were shouting and high fiving like retards.

It's home lads. Cycling is home.

Was Eddy Merckx in attendance?

I don't hate you, I don't give a fuck about countries. I like sports.

btw, I don't care what they say about Lemond or Armstrong, there is only one Cannibal and he is the GOAT

>only gold medals not handed to them

yeah GVA rode well but Nibbles (and Henao) gave that medal on a plate to him

I don't think so, Belgium's odds were really, really shit since the course was so mountainous, no one really expected a medal, let alone a gold one. Greg did it all on pure willpower and character.

True that. Did you know Greg Van Avermaet was named after Greg Lemond? GVA's old man rode with Lemond in the same team for a while.

>Yes that is the English name for poverty ball.
>Now get back to repairing your favela you dirty spic.

This is the central business district in Buenos Aires.

Are cardboard sales up this week?

Not falling off your bike is part of the sport, you know.

did not know that but cool story.

Glad to see your country take the Gold in cycling. 0v0

calm down carlos zenon

calm down bros we're all gold medal masterrace here

We got a world record, that counts for something right?

As an english person, fuck off

>that gif

Where was our Silver Archery medal ceremony? Did worst korea actually cheat and they are delaying?

>sitting on my couch while stuffing my face

just not the same without the Russians.

this will join '80 and '84 as an Olympics with an asterisk, sorry to say.

Russian juicer already got a gold.

No, it's not the same

Russians cheated this time

staying on your bike while passing a moto is, too.

>China already has 4 medals
Individua sports are retarded, in 15 minutes you can win a medal, while team sports need to compete the whole month

Motocunt literally drove into him from the back you idiot.

agreed. and swimming is the worst. When one guy can win seven medals in the Games, it's ridiculous.

>ArgentinaStan
>Blanco

Feels great man

You begged us to bomb you

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Hi

How high are you?

Good, now all superpowers are here. Come at me bro.

Feels good to be here.