I wanna travel around Israel without being bombed

I wanna travel around Israel without being bombed.
How hard is this?

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easier than you believe. It's super safe around here.

>israel
easy, just keep an eye on your wallet and don't drop any money.

Have you ever been to there?

1. Don't
2. Don't go anywhere in the Middle East, you naive cunt

>Have you ever been to there?

Why?

Because it's a fucking shit hole, you can go anywhere else in the world (sort of) and not have to endure the 2 objectively worst ideologies in existence, constantly competing for sympathy points and trying to manipulate the rest of the world.

Kek

No but it's hard to imagine a country full of jews is dangerous to anything but your wallet and your foreskin.

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Don't worry nihon. Lots of Asian tourists come here daily. You'll be perfectly safe.

>>Lots of Asian tourists come here daily.

ニュー速のスレみて、このスレ建てようと思ったんだろどうせ

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ニュー速は見てないけれど、地蔵盗んだのってあれ北鮮側の仕業だと思うんだよね。

>>even more
>>just for salt

lol. Are you stupid?? Do you know where Palestine is.kek

お前中東は全部危険とか思ってるんじゃないのか?
イラクなら分かるけどイスラエルだろ
確かにイラク、シリアはISISとか色々な勢力が跋扈しているから現時点では非常に危険な国ではあるけど

ITT: Palis try to lure prey

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