We're all decent human beings until someone gets 69, then go wild

>we're all decent human beings until someone gets 69, then go wild

>Humans
>Sup Forums
We're all dogs here retard.

Sounds like a rather amusing activity.

woof woof nigger

Niggers aren't that bad

Negro Negro

GET OUT

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>Also I'm not a samefagging OP I swear

i want to have peace in this thread forever

Sup Forums has put me in touch with the darker side of my brain that I like to pretend doesn't exist.

sometimes i cry

i haven't cried since i was 9 and i'm 24

This.

Jolly good fun.

This thread is very decent

Need some help, friend?

Let the beast be free

i hope noone ever gets 69

get

now

Look at my dubs

Hi guys, what's going on in this thread?

The end is near

Start going wild my boyz

Oh hi! Thanks for dropping in, right now we're just hanging around, discussing various topics.

Yeah

>dropping in
WHO FUCKING SAYS THAT YOU FUCKING RETARD

fuckibg faggot cunt

Winrar

BITCH NIGGER CUNT TITTIES FUCK

FUCKING NIGGERS

Niiiigerrrrrrrfaggoottjeeewwwww

Oh shit nigger

FUCK NIGGERS, KILL ALL UNTERMENSH

No ty. I'm coming to terms with it and incorporating it into the rest of me.

YOU STUPID FUXKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE A PACK OF NIGGERS RAPES YOUR FAGGOT ASSHOLE AND YOU THEN YOU SWALLOW A BAG OF RAZORS YOU FUCKING CUNT

Place your hand on his left shoulder. Softly. You don't want to startle him. Gradually, I want you to lean your face into his. If he questions, tell him to only relax... you got this. Slowly, press your lips against his.

Start kissing him. Increase the intensity and passion as your hand leaves his shoulder and goes under his shirt. Slowly glide your hand over his abdominal muscles and pecs. Reach to his left nipple, and slowly message it with your index finger.

He should begin softly moaning now.

Hold his back and, leaning your body against his, push him back on his bed. Begin kissing more feverishly, passionately. You should notice a bulge in his pants now.

Using your other hand, slowly take off his shirt. Ensure that you return to kissing after the garment is immediately shed. Maintain that passionate rhythm.

With hands trembling, remove his belt. Slide it off the loops, let it slink onto the floor with a subtle thud. Caress his torso and back. Breath more heavily into the kiss. Use your tongue and really explore mouth.

Then, slowly remove his pants and undergarments. His penis, once flaccid, should be fully erect now. Careful to avoid his penis jutting up and hitting you as you remove his pants.

Begin to caress it and masturbate it, much like you'd do to your own dick. Take it in your mouth, and make sure your take your lips cover your teeth, so you avoid any biting. Make sure the tip of the dick pushes against the roof of the mouth and then towards the throat for maximum pleasure.

Kiss him. Kiss him hard as you thrust. Tell him how much you love him, how much he means to you. Suck his face, his neck, his chest, his perky nipples, caress his arms, back, torso, oh god, anywhere and everywhere. Pull back his hair, speed up your thrusts. Let the balls smacking into his ass fill up the silence of the room, let your voices drift in sync to your passionate love-making.

You should consider killing yourself, disgusting piece of shit. Return to your fucking basement and hang yourself there while you masturbate your tiny dick thinking about loli porn.
Fuck you.

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Samefag here

despite making me hard, that is poorly written.

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What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

FUUUUUUUCKKKKK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GILLL NIGGDERRRRRS

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Oh shi-desu!

care to give some constructive critism?