ITT we pretend we are in an office

ITT we pretend we are in an office

>If quads we get twin towered

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"hey Jim, you aren't meeting your shit posting quota, im gonna need you to work this weekend to make up"

ALLAHU AKBAR

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quads get

Alright everyone, I brought donut holes, but check it: only 2 per person.

Who let the Muslims work here?

"Gonna need that BJ ASAP, Sara."

"Sorry, I meant Sarah with the H, not Sara with the adipose tissue."

Can I have 3?

I'm gonna rape the kid of whoever keeps putting these sticky notes on my monitor.

religion of peace?

Affirmative action.

I'm pretty sure I said, "2."

>You're fat, Helen.

I'm sorry Steve but Carly from H.R said employees can no longer fuck

Omar. Why do you keep looking out the window?

Hey guys!

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This company sucks I'm going to work for the thread.. errr.... office thing downstair. Outa here.

Well let me have Samantha's, she's a huge cunt

That was close, Bob

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS CHANGING MY DESKTOP BACKGROUND TO THIS CYCLING SLIDESHOW OF BABYMETAL RULE 34s???

Hey Tim where the fuck are those files?

They are there for a reason. It is notes for the meetings that you never fucking go to

Did you see that bird hit the window. It almost looked like a plane from far away

Now there, Bob, our company policy strictly forbids quads.

Hehe ny bad hehe xd *nuzzkes u*

I don't think Samantha would like that, do you, Helen?

>inb4 simon dempsey

They all look like ants from up here

wrong image

Probably the I.T guy. He is in to all that weird child, incest cartoon shit

It's a BJ, so technically not a fuck. We've been over this.

FUCK FUCK I DROPPED MY COFFEE ON user'S BELOW ME NEW SHIRT FUVK ITS COOL THO RIGHT user ASK HIM IF ITS COOL GUYS ASK HIM IF ITS FUCKING COOL!!!

I want to be the Girl Drink Drunk!

Has anyone seen Muhammad? He usually isn't late to work...

Its ok i just got done giving her the old googly moogly. She said we're free to fuck who wen want, it just has to take place in the broom closet

I banged tom's wife yesterday,came in her mouth.shit was cash

Sorry, your all fired

I'm so sick of my job. I wish I was dead

ITS COOL RIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=6YZeoW-WFZ4

Is it cool?

Cool?

What a lovely September day, eh?

Contact HR. He's totally going to shoot up this place.

Nice dubs

Oh fuck this! I'm heading to the airport! You'll pay for this! You'll all pay!

Morning guys. Say, anybody seen my stapler?

what day is it again? 10th?

I don't like the fact she is always here first and only makes enough coffee for herself

I feared so...

Actually, im the exec and they're all fine. You are fired though

Think it's the 12th.

I think.

Does anyone else hate those god damned niggers? Why, one just tried to steal my left shoe while I was on my way to work...

I love watching BBT at work

You can do it as long as I get to watch

Then make your own damn coffee you lazy cunt.

The pc term is basketball americans, we went over this in the sensitivity meeting.

what the fuck is this shit? Can you call a meeting with all these fucking indian tier 2's

Hello fellow Americans!
My name is Abdul and this my first time in job

Now, now, that is strictly against company policy, you flaming cunt.

Nope from 3rd floor.

rolling out the window

She's a hard worker, first one in, last one out. Learn from Samantha.

>you could always 'earn' that extra donut hole

Now boarding AA flight 11 from Boston to LA

I'm not too sure, but my buddy's birthday is the 11th, I hope I didn't miss it!

George bush

>first one in, last one out
That's what she said.

which one of you sperglords jammed the printer again?

Sorry YOU'RE illiterate and YOU'RE obviously not the boss here. YOU'RE the retarded janitor that keeps locking himself in the cellar

Sorry, Stanley I haven't seen it but do you think I could have some of that jello?

Oh look this lazer i just bought !

Now boarding UA flight175 Boston to LA

Praying for quads

Has anyone seen my quads? I could've sworn I just saw them a few seconds ago.

Sorry you've been terminated so an indian wonan csn take your place

Fuck yo office

>on airplane
>in cockpit
>look out window, see people
>wave
>boom

>SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!
>SECURITY!

Got trips do i guess i get to shoot up the office

wow,triples,well done man! you're probably getting a promotion!

Going to the bathroom to jerk off. Cover for me Jeff.

Hey guys, check out my sister's wedding photos!

Now now, Jamal, remember the office etiquette seminar.

"Ooga booga watermelon bix nood KFC" is not proper english.

You can't hate ol' black Charlie maser

Good afternoon passengers. This is the pre-boarding announcement for AA flight 11 to LA. We are now inviting those passengers with small children, and any passengers requiring special assistance, to begin boarding at this time. Please have your boarding pass and identification ready. Regular boarding will begin in approximately ten minutes time. Thank you.

Go back to the basement Joe, you know HR doesn't let you in here anymore.

Nigga fuck you
*blast you in the head with a 9mm*
Whos next

I hope a plane flies in to this building

-eats all the food in the fridge that doesn't have my name on it-

is that a bird

Hey guys... what's that in the distance

I don't have to work for shit. My Dad is the boss

inshallah, brother

This is the final boarding call for passengers booked on flight AA flight 11 to Los Angeles. Please proceed to gate 3 immediately. The final checks are being completed and the captain will order for the doors of the aircraft to close in approximately five minutes time. I repeat. This is the final boarding call. Thank you.

If dubs we airplane proof the building

I have a feeling the government is planning some sort of inside job

Johnson!
I like your attitude, your promoted to assistant of the assistant regional manager

*Nigger
*blastS
*who's
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I expect to see it properly next time Jamal, even on those fantasy drawings you're always scribbling in all the meetings.