I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss." Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
What do ya got for me today Sup Forums? Pawn or sell?
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I think that the name "Harrison" is going to become more popular and just like damn daniel because of this, how would I know you ask? Because my name, is Harrison
I would like to sell my limited edition Sh0eonhead leaked nudes in full quality print sir
We dont take pornographic material sir, please leave our store. Thank you
Looking to sell this old stone.
Hmm looks like its from 200B.C. I cant read that text and its a big item; honestly stocking it and maintaing it would take alot of money. Hmm, I would buy it for $50
you guys got battletoads?
50 is the best you can do? You fucking jew cocksucker.
i've got an antique 40 year old dragon dilldo limited edition painted black and pink, what do you figure it goes for?
Looking for a rare copy of the nes game battletoads.
*clicks*
Was it used by a famous person? I mean I cant take it if its from you...
Its a stone with faded out writing what do you want me to do sir.
Get it appraised by an expert? It could be something historically important. Quit being a lazy fat fuck.
Hi Rick, I'm looking to sell this antique container. It has quite the story and internet fame! And before you lowball me, this item will not stand on your shelf for long.
I'm asking 10 000 dollar for it!
I have one gold trimmed puzzle box that also doubles as a music box.
We should do that again. It'll probably give them PTSD.
They umm.. Are not available on vacation sir. This is just a stone with writings on it possibly by a child. Ill take it for $20
Take the 20 and shove it up your ass you jew bastard.
What in hells name is that sir?
It was signed by Ryan gosling, i have the original packaging intact. At least 3 chinks died producing it in an unsafe work environment working for $1 an hour, think about is sir.
Do you have battle toads?
I met that man once, great guy. Ill pay $60 for it for my sons birthday
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Im catholic
I have some nude pictures of Pawn Stars employee Olivia Black to sell. What will you give me for them?
Get OUT
The Shaqtus?
I'm here today to sell my neighbors garbage.
Best I can do is fiddy cents
I wanna buy battletoads
fake
I have here the meth pipe that Chumlee used every day to vape some ice. What can I get for it?
Is it white or Mexican? Ill pay hansomely for a white baby if he isnt sratched or damaged
Sounds good, it was sitting and collecting dust in my basement anyways since old Sally passed away. Sally was my golden retriever.
How much will you give for 2 keys of pure Colombian snow?
It's the cumbox.
Best I can do I'd four shekels
That, Rick, is a one of a kind antique semen collection device. It's only used by one owner, I haven't had it appraised, maybe you could call in an expert to look at it, I'm sure he will agree with me on the rarity and price
I have this rare pepe how many good boy points can i get for it
Best I can do is five buttons and a gum wrapper
Deal.
I want money you whore. This shit is pure as it gets. I'll even cut you a line just to taste it.
Best I can do is two pieces of lint and some toe jam
Do you possibly still have the body of old sally? I sorta... Like dead dogs for personal reasons
Ill pay $700 for it upfront
this chin dildo signed by kim kardashian
The box is very nicley put together, 18th century. I bet thecum was from a warrior. Hmm, ill pay $1700 for it
Kim heh? Ehhh, gramps has a soft spot for her
>Gramps: WUUUUT?
Nuffin dad haha
Yeah ill pay $500
I don't know I really do not feel like going under 10000, I feel the expert maybe didnt know what he was talking about. Would you do 9800?
I have for you a very special selection today. Several bottles taken from the collection of the famous Jizzus. This is bottled divine semen.
you dont say?
Sorry sir my specialists are ou-
>Chum lee pushes rick out of the way
Ill pay 9700 for it
>Rick: wha-
>chumlee: piss off
I have the Bill of Rights, I'd like to sell it for $140.
$6...
Thats a copy. $12
I fuckin' forgot the pic. But sold!
Are you sure you can't go to say..10 grand? I even have a letter autheticating this jizz as belonging to Jizzus. DNA tested and all.
what can i get for this?
he's lying! he means taste tested!
Hey Rick I need gas money. How much for this figure of a nigger
a bad case of the clap.
What I have here is an antique fingerbox. Perfect condition, never been used.
This, I'll take anything you can give me
10 dollars.
Deal!
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Yeah, I'm very happy with the deal. I mean it's a rotten shoebox with rotten semen in it. I'm going to use the money to go to a nice resturant and also to buy as many copies of the old game battletoads as possible. Maybe I should go in again and ask If they have any in stock!
What!?! Come on man this thing is in great shape. Do you even know what these are used for!?! I want $220 at least.
Hi Rick, I just got back from an archeological dig and I think I've found the actual sandals of Jesus, the ones that he wore before the crucifixion. Two associate professors verify that this could be the actual thing.
How much would you give me for them?
Hey Rick, someone bought that antique car you bought for $50
How much for this Rick? I know it's an eye sore but looks at the meme value attached
How much could I get for these dubs? They might be a little damaged but I'm willing take a price dip for that.
Very interesting object, but it is hard for me to put a value on it. Mind If I bring in an expert?
Those dubs are clearly damages, ill give you 3,50
They look fake to me, he was from Japan not middle eastern europe. These are clearly the sandals of a Japanese warrior. Ill pay you $50
$80
By all means
$5 and a $7 gift card to our store
Looking to sell this 8 ball. It's got something the kids call "memes" in it. Super rare one of a kind
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*guy from American Car Restoration comes in*
>Tyler: Hey dude WAAZZZ UP
>Rick: doin good ma nigga we sellin this how much?
Tyler: I would say $400000 since this is a limited edition ford escape with 2000 miles on it. Probably 2005 model. Only 1 million were made very rare.
Rick: thanks tyler; ill give you $50 for it
Still in box! $250
I'm mean, it's in great shape Rick! Though the finish is a little childish, I think you could find a marked for this car. It's might need a little tuning.
t-those aren't dubs, son......
I k,ow but these AREEE
Shoot me an offer Rick
She looks 12... Im sorry sir but that is illegal pornogrpahic materail I have to call the police im sorry
I was hoping more for 1000 what if throw in this to the deal? Rare pepe!
Shhh, we can make a big profit bying trips for dubsprice
I gotta go!
Sir I just havea few questions!
can confirm real, seen a image of armoured sceptic with that same sword in background