be light skinned mexican american

> be light skinned mexican american.
>Parents call me
> speak spanish
>Friend looks at me weird and says I thought you were white.
> ohshet.jpeg
> no I'm mexican bruh. Tacos pls.
> friend doesnt believe me.
> parents dont blare beaner music or anything but listen to music in spanish in car, so maybe thats why.
> I'm not white white user but I'm white.
> user friend cant accept am mexi.
Who else has had this happen to them? Share stories pls

>light skinned mexican american

They're called euromexicans. Never seen one?

post "euromexican" chicas pls

Why would you complain? If trump wins you'll be covered.

Yeah I'm not worried about trump. Will this please you?

dude i was expecting brunettes

OP, are you a mestizo or a cracker?

That's how a mestizo woman looks, more or less I'm as white as her. You like the more exotic variety?

Euroantillano my friend, Puerto Rico specifically, living in America.

>Tfw Trump won't make me go back

>be me, american in europe
>not loud or obnoxious or have a belligerent accent
>well spoken and not ignorant
>in class and say something about the US
>"OH I thought you were from the UK?"
>ehm no.
>"B-but you aren't loud or have an annoying accent?!"
>uhm thanks
>"yeah well you have a very nice american accent actually, the best ive ever heard"
>ok....


dont get me started on how many people rant about american politics to me like im some ambassador for the US or some shit. Or how many times ive been asked "HUR HUR HOW MANY GUNS DO YOU OWN? LOL"

Mestizo. My Dad's from sinaloa. Dont know much about that place tbh. I think I might be irish or german because of my reddish hair and green eyes.

Lol I've had mexicans avoid me because they think I'm too white to be a beaner.

>MFW OP is secretly Louis CK

Louis CK is mexican? Lol

Indeed he is; not kidding. First language was Spanish. (He's far more European than Native American, though; if anything, he illustrates the disconnect between culture and ethnicity and race.)

>be Italian American
>friends tell me I'm not white
>but I am white
>they say I'm not "white" white
>but I am white
>;_;

Italian... or SICILIAN!?

The Irish weren't considered "white" all that long ago, either.

What a small world. Never heard him speak espanol before. This is interesting thanks user.

Im Italian, Sicilians are hardly white lol

Op is probably funny so he can't be that shitty heebican

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Ayye im a japanese mexican

ケイパサ、ホンブレ？

OP you are not a Méxican nor an American you are a fucking pocho deal with it, puto.

>Best friend is mixed, but mostly looks white
>His dad's family is from Germany and his Mom's is from Mexico
>They made his name Jorge (Pronounced Whore Hey)
>First day of school freshman year
>Teacher says "George Achilles?"
>"Ma'am my name is Whore Hey Achilles"
>He was forever known as "Ma'am its Jorge Achilles"
>Too white for Latino kids and too Latino for the white kids

Te mandan Saludos, mis huevos peludos.

Is that all you fucking wetbacks do is complain?

Tbh Europeans and whites are wetbacks because they traveled through a whole sea to get to the usa. Lel

This and teen pregnancy is what they're most productive at.

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A similar example is Dominicans don't ever call them black or south Africans they're pretty pissy about it