War film

>war film
>explosion in the distance
>sound isn't delayed

>space film
>there's sound

>war film
>germans are the bad guys

>War film
>I ain't no senators son starts playing

>2001 a space odyssey
>Dave doesn't shit in space

>war film
>the main character and his platoon all voluntarily enlisted
>they've murdered dozens of chinks
>we're supposed to feel bad when they get their limbs blown off or killed in action

>modern war film
>99% of the film isn't soldiers standing around holding their dicks on guard duty

>war film
>artillery shell detonates
>characters 10 feet away are fine

>war filmalini
>one survive

>war film
>there's no actual war
>characters just stand around waiting whole movie
>only real deaths occur during training and once they go home

>characters are picked up and tossed by explosion but are mostly unharmed
>aren't turned into bloody rags and chunks of meat

>modern day film
>character is a veteran
>everyone acts like this means they saw up close combat when there's a 90% chance they were a POG who never went outside the wire

>the war was not on the battlefield
>the war is the inner human struggle
yawn

>lightning strikes
>sound isn't delayed

>action film
>woman enters scene
>turns into a love film

>character has a foot fetish
>he's an overweight balding creepy man

That comic is literally me every morning.

>Look at those POGs playing football for PT, don't they know brigade policy says no sports for PT. I hope they get fucked up by SGM.
>What a bunch of losers aren't even running 5 miles today, I bet they go home and gloat to their civilian friends about how hardcore they are.
>Oh god why do I feel like a 50 year old man at 26?

>war film
>doesn't have Eric Bana in a special operations role where he gets to ride about in a helicopter

too close to home?

>Sup Forums thread
>Has a gif of leJonTron

>faggots comments
>there's a dick in his mouth

>war film
>explosion goes off nearby
>ringing sound doesn't play and sound isn't muted

Your safety's off

This is my safety, sir.

>lightning makes sound

Chinks arn't human user

Band of Brothers did this a lot. Really ruined my immersion into the show seeing artillery shells explode 10 meters away with soldiers just ignoring them.

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>shooting in a closed space
>retains hearing

0/10

>Assassin / Secret Agent movie
>Silencer
>Fires
>No Sound
>Bullets magically propell without explosion

>L A S V E G A S Opening Scene
>A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION plays

Come And See is a great example of a war film doing sound right

How the fuck did anybody managed to get past them? From the looks of it you didn't even have to aim the fucking thing.

The truest of spec ops

Him and Sicario operator should do a movie together

Movies and video games have really fucked up my perception of explosives.

Go and visit some battlefields in France and it's honestly mind-blowing how large the craters are.


Most people in the war were killed by artillery I think, far more than by bullets.

Yup, biggest combat killer in WW2 was artillery. Especially because of proximity fuses.

The sheer force of the blast would be enough to turn you retarded for good long while even if you did survive

>war film
>soldiers seem like normal, grounded people during training and preparations
>suddenly they become complete edgelords when they go to battle

*wiggle wiggle*

Adrenaline and being absolutely terrified makes people do edgy shit

daily reminder that posts like this are cancer introduced by Sup Forums

Sup Forums is literally the worst board on this site

>war film
>every British soldier has a posh accent

>lethal burst at a 200 fucking foot diameter

Mother of God.

Nah Sup Forums is the worst

Yeah but sometimes the character has a complete personality transplant.

Be real, Sup Forums is the worst.

>war film
>is the one-millionth film set in WW2
>a side love story is hamfisted in to make it 10 times worse

Fuck off Sup Forums

Nah Sup Forums is worse. Sup Forums has managed to hold on to certain standards because of community control.

at least Sup Forums and Sup Forums produce OC

if you go to Sup Forums it's sad what it's become

>war film
>no EEEEEEEEEEE after loud explosion

>come and see
>a war film

That's pretty much every manly action film so they can maximize the audience appeal.

Man, what an invention that was, the proximity fuse

you mean WWI?

yes WW1 battlefields, it's unimaginable, you have to see the craters to fully appreciate the power of the shells imo

>vietnam war film
>it ain't me starts playing

>Most people in the war were killed by artillery I think, far more than by bullets.
That's still true today. In a proper war airstrikes, artillery and all that stuff kill far more people than bullets.

it's because the mortar shells very rarely hit on a flat surface. it's war, the ground is completely uneven and fucked.

let me quote the text above that picture on its site:
" When mortar rounds impact, they throw fragments in a pattern that is never truly circular and may even be irregular, based on the round's angle of fall, the slope of the terrain, and the type soil. However, for planning purposes, each mortar HE round is considered to have a circular lethal bursting area. "

>war film
>russians are the bad guys

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>look at me I think I'm smart

fuck off back to Sup Forums

>War film
>it's a film about war

>foot
kys

>they didn't have guard duties in non-modern wars
ok user
by that same logic you should be mad at fast and furious movies for not showing them refuelling every 5 minutes

>war film
>arabic yodeling during the dramatic moment

>>Silencer
>>Fires
>>No Sound
>>Bullets magically propell without explosion

a lot of the sound from gun-fire comes from the bullet breaking the sound barrier, sub-sonic rounds combined with a suppressor greatly reduce the sound at a cost to range and stopping power

>war film
>British soldiers are all loveable cockneys

Jarhead?

black hawk down

>war film
>they make the british soldier as valuable human beings that doesn't deserve to die instead of cannon fodder chavs

>war film
>first action scene 40 minutes in
>apparently more concerned about the inner struggles of the ordinary grunt instead of the glorious action
>barely 2 battle scenes in it

>it's a milfags who have never actually done anything remotely military related and are just into it try and shit up thread after thread about war movies because they don't have muh realism

>what is thunder