User, why are you single?

user, why are you single?

cause i have a crippling fear of emotionally connecting with another individual

When did I say I was? Fucking assumptious nigger.

I like being single.

>starting a second thread
>first one wasn't very successful
Why, user?

Because a drunk driver killed her and my daughter in a car crash two years ago

are you that person in that webm? She looks very similar
If so, more

Because im ugly and have no self esteem.

Im a monster alcoholic

>eating dick
Why, user?

Because I'm afraid of women

No sorry, but from where?

Geez user, you've had it too rough

She's pretty far away.

Allergic to grief. I break out in violence.

Broke, and I'm fat, which affects my erections, too embarrassed to fuck...but shit, am I mad horny, and I'm a virgin...but will lose before summer
But gonna start cardio

maybe because I'm a fat, ugly, beta with severe depression and anxiety and I hate myself.

because the average american women is literally a shallow, useless ,whore

debilitating anxiety

>socially inept
>ugly
>no talents or skills
>shitty personality
>no motivation
>poor
>fear of rejection
>fear of contact

Because my hands did more for me than my fiance ever did.

>I will force them to post the reasons why they are losers eheheheh!

Why do you say that? :(

haven't been in a relationship in years, tell bitches that your not looking and havent been in one and they think youre lying then end up sucking your dick off and text you the next day like wtf why haven;t you texted back

Because it's entirely true
>not same user

Why is it true?

Because im selfish and not willing to give up my free time doing random shit with a girlfriend. Ive stooped pretty low and just fuck a fat bitch with big ole titties now.

Because I've wasted almost an entire year sucking up to my ex hoping she'd want to try again, only for her to answer no

Fat fuck.

I keep telling you I'm fat, rarely smile or speak to others.

Oh and also I have terrible trust issues

Bro, same. I've already lost 10lbs on my cardio routine. Still here?

Every time I date someone they get strangely obsessive and the relationship gets weird. Maybe it's just me though cause sometimes I maintain a radio silence for a few days at a time where I laze about getting messed up on drugs and write erotica parodies of my favorite netflix shows. They for some reason want to know where I am and what I'm doing but I feel like alienation and secretive behaviour are healthy parts of a relationship.

...

Because I've seen too many examples of it being proven
Why are construction workers labeled as alcoholics? Because they are
Why are blacks labled with gun violence? Because they commit it

Different user here, but they don't even give you the time of day if you don't look "perfect" to them. Even the girls who always talk about how it's not about looks are shallow bitches because the only way they'll speak to you is if you're Chad.

I'm asking her on a date this week.

because i'm married