My friend rubbed his ball sack on my face when I was asleep. I need idea's for some revenge; any thoughts Sup Forums?

My friend rubbed his ball sack on my face when I was asleep. I need idea's for some revenge; any thoughts Sup Forums?

Suck his dick dude haha ultimate payback bro

Shit in his shoes

Shit in his shoes

suck his dick until he nuts, top lol maximum trolling epic revenge

shit in his shoes

Don't shower for a few days. Wear tight briefs and thick pants while you're at it. Then after a few days when your balls start to stench and itch, scratch out some ball dust. You should get at least a few grams of your ball dust, also if you're uncircumcised scrape out some your dick-cheese and mix it with your ball bust. Then heres the fun part; put your ball dust in your friend's food or even better a joint and watch him eat/smoke away your musk not knowing whats going on.

Suck his dick, make him look gay.

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Dude that going a bit too far bro.

This

Give him a gorilla mask by super gluing your pubes to his face

Do this OP.

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This!

kek, I remember doing something like to my French teacher back in middle school.

Nothing like the smell of burning dick cheese to get your day going

You do realize you can give someone STDs or syphilis like that right?

Replace his deodorant with cream cheese and put superglue under his armpits while he's sleeping

Piss in a glass, put a lemon smell in it, some sugar, and have him drink it

reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep

Ok

>Eating someone's dead ball skin cells
>STD
Are you a moron?

>implying syphilis isnt an STI
>having syphilis

Rub his ballsack on your face while he's asleep