Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Iowa claimed
Afest? That some kind of party?
Sometimes I gotta sleep fam. Like I said if you end up comin by I'll meet ya.
What happened? Sounds harsh anyways! Doing fine. Getting better now that I'm more awake lol
It's a nigger, nobody gave a shit
If anything they would have arrested him and congratulated me with a nobel prize
you said " You, you know"
So there's two of mes?
Still here
Best cosplay you saw at Afest?
That's no fair! Cheating! There aren't any get out of tease free cards in this game!
I'm simply wondering how many ill end up with.
go back to /a
Hello everyone, good to see you all again.
Juvia claimed
>Local no life
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Oh yeah.
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Hello sexy American boat.
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My asshole.
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I have a knife on me as well mate.
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That's pretty wew.
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>YOU HAVE TO BE ANONYMOUS
You're that kid that said "OK now you all are the bad guys and I'm the good guy so I can't die" on the playground aren't you?
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Ty negr pedik.
Hello Juvia
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Best fox is here
no but rely how I wanna know
your pretty wew
Calamity-masu'd
(Nico)
Yoko's a whore this, Yoko's a cunt that, Yoko's a faggot here, your waifu (actually talking about Laura) is an autist there. All because I leave the stream for a few days and supposedly wanting to get shipped.
(Yukki)
He really should, his expertise will go to waste if he doesn't.
(Saber)
>Not liking MMO's of that nature.
>Is playing one of that nature.
What.
(Murakoma)
And when exactly did you join?
Claimed.
Angry Marine Time!
>Shitposting is fun
>Galil
Top tier pick my friend.
>I want a Galil but no local shops have them
>Will have to search online!
>Or wait for a gun show.
UR FILENAMES !!!!!
I should get to bed.
I got work in the morning.
>Goodnight, my chickadees
So where are the blowjobs being given?
ur mum faget.
Claimu
Why not take a nap at night?
Night cutie~
>I expect you in nothing but an apron sometime~
Vietnam
galil a can ride dis cogg
What kind of knife?
Anime con, a small one
I'ma say this girl dressed as Noctis from FFXV, I really liked her jacket
That's literally it man, nobody saw me curb stomp him and he couldnt snitch
I'm sure he'd be too scared to snitch anyways if it wasnt for the fact hes a filthy nigger
post Karen giving one
to a black male
I like you too Angry Marine poster
Galil isn't wew.
Yeah I went through and named all the unnamed ones.
Good night tovarish
To my dick.
Over here.
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I'm happy for you, I like people that are able to dress what they like instead of what society likes.
While the waifu beach was still going.
Top lane, ask Renekton.
Cancer.
>Tfw I'm Vietnamese and had a relative who has fought in Vietnam war and sometimes had flashbacks of Viêt Cong
Not fun.
We moved a crate of metal plates and i wasn't watching my feet when the forklift came down. Foot barely made it out. Yeaaaah nigga!
Oh my bad dude. I meant as you, then your filenames being named 'you know' as we know you by
So whos the perv now?
Hello again. Don't know if you saw but sre you new?
Idk
Shinji claimed.
JaJa
(local fellow no life)
I'm alright
you?
(Yui)
get noticed fag
Pssh well it's a game where I make the rules!
But--- The truth is, it wouldn't be good if people didn't look at me a lot either. I know that much.
After all that's an idol's job!
So like the Arin Hanson thing?
That doesn't make you any of those things.. from what I hear being shipped is fun! Don't let it get to you..
Taken from an excerpt of Nico Yazawas diary. January 11. 2011. "If there were people who would look at such a Nico, Nico would--- do her best with the world's greatest Nico Nii Smile!
Nico Nii, Nico Nii, Nico Nico Nii
A Nico Nico Nii for your happiness~"
Truly inspiring. And i wish i was kidding that's actually in her diary.
YUIIIII
wow nice ive never gotten that deep yet need to try something more than what im at I mean I want to hurt people everyday aswell
a cute then?
Never played any of the final fantasy games, but I've always loved the designs of the characters.
Yui
Autist. :(
>Implying
Sorry mate, spots taken.
>It ain't meme starts playing
A folder I got for Christmas a while back.Surprisingly touch and works as a bottle opener but I never caught the brand as I expected it to break quickly.It was only $20 I think.
Rude.
Galil a cute.
>Esdeath a wew though, god damn dem tiddy.
RIP azusa user
Ay man. How was A-Fest for you?
This is actually true.
>one tail
Try again when you're older
and not in a shit show
Angry Marines Fo Lyfe Yo
>Tfw I will never fire a Bolter
>Tfw I will never feel the pure power of a fucking .75 caliber rifle.
RIP Vietkong.
>My dad was in 'nam
>Tried to sneak out a Kong AK
>When he got home the thing was fucked up so he ended up selling it for 250.
Vietnam War was great success on America's part
yeah she is awesome have some wew
Yup. I call it earthworm face. Every time a friend posts one, i die from laughter
>smug
Saber claim
>Playing one of that nature
MOBAs are a different story for me and they're a little less grindy
>Tfw playing Gangplank again
I love this champ
Sorry anyone i was talking to earlier. Fell asleep.
Whatever have some free (You)
I'll be back later
Hello.
kind of.
Later
>Angry Marinez
Mizore. I may be flirty, and sometimes even a bit lewd with my flirting, but as of yet, nothing's really come of it.
You really are Ki. I'll have to plan a second trip up with a bit more planning to tease you.
Leafyishere
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It is done~
>Upotte!!
>Shit
Top tier zozzled m8, nice b8
Bottlers are just scaled up Gyrojets that are activated by a standard chemical primer.We have the technology to make one RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND WE ARENT HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY
Nyet, but not failure either.
Ooh lordy Christ, I wew'd.
I'm probably going to fap to your waifu tbh.
No brother to wake you up this time?
>sleepy rattles
Good morning Boat
>D.va cllllaiimmmed
Damnit, I thought I might of gotten away with it.
ESDEATH.
Hey Yuuki, what's up?
Just the way you worded confused me, you're good
What YOU need is the goddamn asylum.
I'm not too into final fantasys cause fuck turn based but I heavily agree on the desgins
A knife that can work as a bottle opener is a godsend, make sure that baby never breaks, tighten the screws if need be
Fantastic, sour we couldnt meet... there was a couple of tan skinned gokus.. would have felt awkward asking each if they posted Rem on 4chans
>Bottlers
Fucking autocorrect. Bolters.
Whose posting as karen? that's my job you frickin copy cat
Wrong picture kek
wew
You could contain that on a reaction folder or something or give it a distinct filename.
That was fast
Welcome to the thread!
Yet!
Oh good to hear we that straighten out
for friends that asked earlier my mom says its a nice photo
>Esdeth
I cant stop you
how are you yuii
didnt you just admit to curb stomping and being a pycho?
I do love arins earthworm face. it's amazing.
Of course I am. And no. DO NOT make a trip around that idea!
Ayo whats up bud
Because I like being up at night
I take it you go to alot of those?
Least you didn't end up breaking your foot. Sounds like it would be bad but you're fast as fuck boiiii
>Can't spell Esdeath
>Isn't even Satan
kys.
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Koume is superior to all other waifus.
WHY ARE WE NOT INVESTING IN THE POWER OF A FIST SIZED BULLET FIRED OUT OF A LIGHT MACHINE GUN CARRIED BY SOME BIG MOTHERFUCKER IN POWER ARMOR
>God damn it I'd go to war just to feel the power of punching holes in some dumb motherfuckin ISIS jihadi fuck.
>I think they'd shit themselves at the mere sight of a Space Marine.
Also why haven't we invented chainswords yet?
>Hell why haven't we invented the Baneblade.
Yo~
He left.
He's about 4 hours away by now.
Wish i had sunk his boat.
>Still sleepy rattles
Hello boat slut
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How's it going?
Turn based is fine, one of my favorite GBA games of all time, Golden Sun, is turn based
clearly this isn't Esdeath,
Esdeath can climb trees to peep on girls he's "in love with"
wait is this a new story?
Are you implying that something will?!
Why not? It sounds like an extra fun trip!
Hmm, fair enough. Maybe I'll just leave extra early in the morning, and get up there at around 5-6 AM.
>Also, was the Iowa stationed in LA? Or was it elsewhere?
Claiming
Hows your night /waifu/
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kek
Sleepy but noticed
not that i know of, but it wouldn't be surprising
>Ran
Investigate 311
The hunt begins...
But becareful...
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Hey Moka I'm doing good and you
Spotted
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Congratulations, you forced a meme.
Do you actually dislike him or is this just salt from earlier?
Kill all the GIFs.
Well, you didn't say not to so I'm going for it.
Nothing much pedik.
Dubs of truth.
No comment.
Its economically and tactically infeasible.
Also chainswords were invented long ago, they sucked sonbad they aren't even being made as a novelty.
Baneblade was invented by the Nazis in WW2, look up Shwerer Gustav.
Ayyyyy
No I said I once snapped and curb stomp the shit outta someone, while that is onpar to a psycho, I do not require help. I'm tamed
YOU need help
Not really sadly
Turn based bores me
It was well, didn't buy anything today at the con
The story of Wirt is a frightening and tragic one. He was taken from the arms of his mother and dragged into the labyrinth by the small, foul demons that wield wicked spears. There were many other children taken that day, including the son of King Leoric. The Knights of the palace went below, but never returned. The Blacksmith found the boy, but only after the foul beasts had begun to torture him for their sadistic pleasures.
What part of "I didn't want to be shipped with anyone yet" didn't you understand? This would've been one sided by Saber, isn't there any way you can undo this?
You're actually on board with this? Good greif, someone put me out of my misery...
>Glares intensly.
What does it make me if i continue a forced meme?
Fuck off Mi Liu
Stop posting as Karen