Does Sup Forums own any reptiles? I have a Leopard gecko

Does Sup Forums own any reptiles? I have a Leopard gecko.

Bearded dragon

Is that the ogre's normal right hand?
Ogre caught a Leopard Gecko and only showed his left iirc.

I have a ball python about 6 months

Beardies are beautiful, I think I might get one some time in the future.

Whats the point of having one

They're cool :D

Corn snake

ill probably also get a beardie as well

I've got a beardie and a leopard gecko.

Nice dubs zack

woah, I've never seen one with that color before

I had a Tiger salamander, not sure if it counts.

what's it's name?

That's her on her blue phase
Here's a pic of her normal color the pictures don't show her very well though.

Imagine if your dog was retarded, ate food everyday, and ignored you. Yeah.

Still a beautiful color.

except most reptiles eat every 2-3 days at the most. . . also, my leo loves to be out of her tank with me, she even acknowledges my existence when I walk by the tank.

>Hey taxi!
>How much to downtown?
>5 bucks? ok
>what if i take my GF with me?
>still 5 bucks?
>see bitch, you really aren't worth anything
>mfw

take it to >/aco/

Except most reptiles are fairly sociable and don't eat every day.

Imagine if your dog was retarded, ate every other day, and ignored you most of the time.

Imagine if your dog was retarded and costed less, and liked to crawl up onto your shoulder

Last reptile I owned was a Sand Boa. But over the years I've owned too many to count.
My favorite was probably an African Spur tortoise I babysat for 2 years.

>4 workes in 1 room
>only 1 is working
>what is this
>parlament office with an airconditioner

Had an Asian Water Monitor named Rex, he came from Backwater Reptiles. . . So as you can imagine, it didn't last long. Ordered from LLL from then on.

I have a pet coconut. . . does that count?

No, coconuts are mammals.

>Hair
>Flesh
>Milk

Mammal

>abra kadabra
>till your 35 years old you will suffer from being poor
>me: then what?
>then you get used to it, faggot

>abra kadabra
>I am poor
>still able to afford reptiles
>learn how to use money, faggot.

Don't tell that coconut what to be. You cis scum.

I once took in a sick monitor. It bit someone and gave them an infection that sent them to the hospital for a few days. They have some nasty bacteria in their mouths.

My Pet rock

What is it? granite?

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Desert Ghost

Leopard, pic related

So pretty, I could fap to it.

Couple of tegus, savannah monitor, black throat monitor and 2 tortoises

Ball python here

lol, I forgot Granite was actually a morph, I was just making a rock joke.

Ask your mum about my snake m8.

I want it in me

the fuck u on about reptilefag?
>be in the bed with my gf
>me: hon you sleeping?
>she: nah
>me: well do you want to....
>she: yeah :)
>me: well if you wanna sleep then fucking sleep you stupid fucking cunt

To make things short, I just want your dick, shoved deep into meh puss.

kek
I realized it just after I posted it

We need somewhere other than Sup Forums for this, too many shitposters. Sup Forums needs a /pet/ or something.

There is. /an/

Most other boards shitpost more than Sup Forums does.

I own a Liar

An is more actual nature oriented. I wouldn't want to disturb the bubble.

ITT: Lool bros lets be edgy

i got a reptilee wow xDD so hardcore :P ppl dont understand us :(

im not afraid from them ppl are lool they are ALLLLLLL pUSSIES and im awesome =P
#reptileLivesMatter


>be me
>own a reptile
>make a thread about it on Sup Forums
>be huge fucking beta faggot
so hows your day, fellow edglel0rds?

hows being a wizzard working out, op?

Most autistic reply in the thread

>generalizations

Face it user, your only jealous that you don't have something as cool as a reptile in your shed.

Don't care if this is bait it's still

AUSTISM
U
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I
S
M

Heres a (You), suck on it you cum gargling fuckboi

Just because your mom doesn't let you own animals in your room doesn't mean you can put down others you little kid

my florida box turtle

Someone didn't grow up catching Lizards/Snakes

holyshit lizardfags are on the run

ornate wood turtle

You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.

Hell yeah, I have a black and white tegu

I don't own a lizard
I hate reptiles

Your post is just autistic as fuck
You are a huge faggot

You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.

The very same could be said about everyone here, including me, and you.

Would post pics but my phone is out of service.

V.panoptes horni, checking in.

>this mad
>about
>what
> ???

You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.

Only the coolest lizard ever.

Learn how to greentext newfag

Samefagging: summerfag edition

I have a dog that fits most of those

Not mad, just thought the retard posting about how lizard owners are edgelords is an autismo

>implying they aren't
Kys.

>implying kys is still a valid joke

Do you let it knot you on a daily basis too, you flaming fucking faggot? Kill yourself.

Oi
What do they eat?
Are they agresive?
How do you even take care of one of those

I had a Leopard for a few years, then starved it to death when I got bored of it

It's confirmed, you're a fucking child, MODS! MODS! MOOOOOOOOOODS!

>valid joke
Jog yourself out of here you faggot

Damn and I thought we could have a nice thread about reptiles

Summer will end and so will you.

Goddamn, don't try so hard.

Me too, I guess my dream is dead.

He is a faggot yes but only a faggot says "kys", also. Fucking say kill yourself, newfag.

Go fucking kill yourself you autistic fucking kike like holy shit what a faggot

I just was scrolling through and wanted to see what it was all about and some faggot started arguing with everything (as usual).
I don't even like reptiles..

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Is that what you tell your dog while its cucking your boyfriend?

Whoa nice dubs m8.

Kys, newfag

come on man this is Sup Forums. There will always be someone here to ruin every thread.

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Nice edge, my fellow autist.

*tips fedora*
Well, i guess i will go ahead before you then :P

*kills myself*
Ahh, g-good bye, c-c-CUCKS

Slightly better, still needs some improvement.

forgot to post that I breed T. hermanni boettgeri, pic is from last year

kekked

>Crickets/mealworms
>No
>Make sure cage is clean, heat is set at a warm temp, never buy crickets that are the same size/bigger than your beardie.

Just about it. I'd also recommend buying like 2 or 3 because they're pretty communal, and it's cute to watch them group together and sleep. Beardies are simple to take care of, and are fun as fuck to have.