Jane Bond, anons

Jane Bond, anons

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Would watch desu

Only six months younger than Craig and a fake Brit. These are bigger disqualifications than her gender.

thats ok with me

>another cis gendered Bond

fucking Hollywood shitbags

I'm in sign me up

Too old.

She's 46 though, that's a bit old for a man or woman to become Bond.

Craig's 48 and looked like shit in Spectre.

>it's a journalist uses twitter posts to make a article episode

Not that bad of an idea to be honest, at least shes white.

A woman would completely change the dynamic.

It wouldn't be the same character at all, it'll just be using the name to sell tickets.
What's with people's obsession with fucking with this franchise. It's like leftists are using it as a barometer of how close they are to completing their goals

Still can't work. Bond is a man. Always will be.

>gillian anderson
JANE?

>Milf Bond
My dick like it

if they go this route id go see a movie staring a young M

Hell, lets just make a serialized Bond Universe. Each time its a new Bond. We get everyone's Bond. Anderson = Old Femme Fatale Bond (story changes from high octane action to more seductive), Idris Elba Bond (more grimey, maybe a Dizzy Rascallesque sounding theme opening), Oscar Issac a Spanish or Mexican Bond, Rain a Korean Bond.

Instead of making a long universe of Bonds, each is by a different director and features its own unique story mood and tone and art design. If possible the series goes back to white male when Patrick Stewart plays an 80 year old geriatric Bond with a Chris Evans/Pratt sidekick.

I am all for this because it keeps everything fresh and everyone in the world eventually gets its own Bond it can call its own.

>James Bond
for fuck's sake is there not a single story left in people, just make somethign new, even a fucking jungle book movie is coming out why

But is the character still going to be a womanizer? Because I'd pay extra to see that

>arts and blog-journalism
>liberals are more attracted to it
>that's why we hear more about this shit

Imagine when the Tumblr crowd get those jobs, we will need two decades to clean shit up

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I'll tell her just like I told my mother when she wanted to listen to my Taylor Swift albums: You're too old you stupid whore, now fuck me and shut up.

She could be good

I don't care that she's a woman

>listens to Taylor Swift
You must be 18 to post on this website

>british female agent
>british female
moar liek Jane BLACKED

I'm 48 years old you fucking loser.

I love Gilly Willy Ann but she's too old for the role honestly.
So is Idris.

desu I would not mind that at all

Takes one to know one.

I wouldn't mind Scully.

>if they go this route

100% won't happen, you silly sausage.

the name's bond, jane bond

Would need to be Emily Blunt as she's younger.

>Let's make sweeping changes to our insanely successfully franchise by irreparably altering the formula that got us said success all for the sake of this years political non-issue

Now that's just rude and I think you owe me an apology.

would've worked better 10-20 years ago

I nominate this crazy fucker
Although he's a little too otter mode, has to bulk up a little.

She is so perfect. Not as Bond, but otherwise perfect.

Jane Bond literally sounds like a porn parody

So why can't they make a movie about a female spy that isn't tied to the James Bond franchise?
Are women so creatively void that they have to cling to franchises made by men?
Gillian Anderson is shit

but she will not sleep with everyone

I would rather watch a live action Carmen Sandiego.

I want him to do a thousand Guest movies instead. Cancel the Bond films, make The Guest 23456789 instead.

WE WUZ SECRET AGENTZ N SHIT

I'd wear her vagina as a hat if you know what I meme

fuck yeah

>Tom Hiddleston
>Idris Elba
>Damian Lewis

So lanklet, perfect but black, and lanklet?

Wheres Fassbender?

What? This makes no sense, all they're doing is arbitrarily replacing James Bond an established MALE character with a woman for a false sense of tolerance and diversity. Maybe instead of fucking with established characters, gender bending them and race swapping them, these people should create their OWN intellectual property.

>Damian Lewis

I just realized I'd actually rather have a black Bond than a ginger Bond.

Sweet. More identikit Bond movies to ignore.

I'm the next Bond and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

For England.

Laverne Cox should be the next Bond if they're having a woman play Bond.

holy shit i want to see this

Fuck yeah. Night Manager convinced me he could do it and you just fucking know it put him on the shortlist.

nobody does because its not a totally nutball decision. tho i will lose my shit if she's knocking guys out with straight punches with her narrow shoulders

Why not have a male actor pretending to be female in real life playing a female Bond pretending to be male?
Also xe's blasian.
And a pensexual

>Yfw Freud was right en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy

>Women want to be Luke
>Women want to be Han
>Women want to be Ghostbusters
>Now this

Her British accent is terrible in that one cop show she did. It would switch to her regular voice multiple times then back to British.

Is she going to take over from Judy Dench's character?

this is the most stupid, idiotic thing I have read today
hey girls can you leave us something, anything.
first star wars, video games, comic books what else hey here is a good idea instead of appropriating everything guys have MAKE YOUR OWN STUFF!

A 5 foot nothing middle aged broad that can't open a pickle jar is going to be 007.

She'd get her ass kicked by a 14 year old boy...

Ralph Fiennes is the current M.

I like this idea.

>Nigger Dark Tower
>Nigger Bond
>Female Bond
>All Female racist Ghostbuster
I want off this ride!

Honestly the only female i could ever imagine being a bond.

MOMMY!

>would've worked better 10-20 years ago

Exactly.

She was looking pretty fucking old in the new X-Files, I think it would literally work better if they made her a CGI version of her younger self, like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator Salvation.

. . . And if you're gonna do that, then just bring back young Sean Connery.

all of freud's theories have been proven false and anyone who uses his theories are seen as incompetent

she would make a great bond villian but not bond

also i'd rather have more female villians then action heros anywho.

This. There will never be a nig nog Bond or woman or whatever unless the people in charge decide they don't want to make money anymore.

>all of freud's theories have been proven false

>Soft Science.
>Hard Proof

Pick one, dickhead.

>seductive mommyfu jane bond

better than a nigger desu

Thankfully Barbara Broccoli isn't that stupid.

M Prequel when?

Nobody watched Salt.

Nobody watched Hanna.

Noone will watch 00vagina.

YES

hanna was good though

More like a hurdle.

Leftists are on a perpetual race track, hence "progress".

The goal is complete subversion.

Hanna wasnt bad

columbiana and salt were though

resident evil is the dumbest franchise in existence but god do i love it.

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>Arguably no other notable figure in history was so fantastically wrong about nearly every important thing he had to say

I'd watch this. She becomes a badass agent for 3 movies. Takes over as M at the end of the last movie. Her first task is to recruit new agents, and the dossier for a new recruit named James Bond comes across her desk.

Which of course leads right into a rebooted James Bond series.

Requesting that RLM meme of the "strong female character"

i've seen salt
not a surprise that there wasn't a second movie

She could be a great Agent. The Jane Bond idea though...it's a bit ridiculous. I'd rather they make her a 006 and introduce her as a completely new character, but within the franchise inspired by Ian Fleming.
SJWs would be happy and we'd be happy cause it's Gillian Anderson.

>People with shitty ideas latching onto something popular instead of making that shit into it's own independent thing because it won't sell as well

Nothing new here.

ooh she looks slick in that pic...she'd do it too.

which salt are you talking about? there are at least 5 movies named Salt

This please

Of course it was good, but people still didn't see it.

People want Testosterone in an action movie.

The Jolie flickerooney

the jolie thing which I though was quite good and I want a sequel

Hanna,Salt and Columbiana all did pretty well.

As do the resident evil movies which seem to make more money with each new film.

RLM sucks gaylord

Thats a great idea.

I'd have no problem with that. It would also focus much more on espionage than action, which would be great in my opinion.

>Not just adapting Velvet to the silver screen
I know established franchises are reliable, but I wish someone would take a chance.

>Jane Bond
FUCK YOU I CAME UP WITH THAT NAME FOR A FEMALE BOND A WEEK AGO!!

They stole that name from Sup Forums

Will we get to see her feet from a long day of killing bad guys?

whats it about?
my google is broken

>not modesty blaise

>When the world's greatest secret agent is killed, all evidence points to Velvet Templeton, the personal secretary to the Director of the Agency. But Velvet's got a dark secret buried in her past... because she's also the most dangerous woman alive!

It's essentially this: What if Moneypenny got out from behind the desk, and back onto the field?You know how Skyfall ended with Moneypenny becoming a secretary? Well this is the opposite of that, and it's not as obnoxious as it sounds.