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Hey Sup Forums
How do you prevent boners in social situations, I'm going to a birthday party for my girlfriend and she has a pool, last time I went swimming I got a huge boner, how do I make sure it doesn't happen again.

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Stop getting boners

flex any muscle in your body for 30 seconds, the boner will go away. Could be physiology or could be placebo, still works for me either way

But how

That actually sounds like it might work

Masturbate before attending party

I heard pinching an arm makes it go away from the pain

No I can't do that

What i do always is imagine my dad, grandpa and uncle teamed up to gang rape me and breed my virgin ass

The boner usually goes away withing seconds

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100mg spironolactone, 2mg estradiol

give em ell op

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serious answer: i was going no-erection for a couple months to try to shrink my dick.

a swift slap to the balls should quickly reverse an erection

What are those things?

Best thing you can do is not make a big deal of it in your head. If you're freaking out over all this, it'll be on your mind and it'll happen for sure. Just be chill and enjoy the party. If you pop a boner, just go to the bathroom or keep it under the water till it goes.

Everyone gets a boner sometime or another. Don't let it become something bigger than it is. No pun intended.

take a ton of adderall (like an entire bottle of 30mg) like the anti viagra my man and will give you a good time but you'll need at least 10 pills

think of something that turns you off the most like doing it with grandma

The fact that he's going to a pool with his girlfriend and probably her friends all in bikini getting wet and shit makes it really hard to hide a boner

Flex major muscle group for long period of time. Body will automatically redirect blood flow.

Usually when I swim I wear a pair of normal underwear underneath, but it failed last time, and one of my exes is going to be there(she's friends with current gf) so if I do pop one it's gonna be 20X worse

Cut off your dick... problem solved

first: blocks test
second: girl juice

Been using this method since middle school, 10/10 bonerkiller

Can I overdose on adderall, if so I'll take 15 just to make sure there's no boner

im Rx'd 5mg amph and its pretty big for me, i wouldnt take 15 as a first timer, your body temperature will soar like an eagle

Why would you want to hide your boner? It's a way to display your dominance you beta cuck

Why don't you just masturbate before you go swimming?

Jerk off before you go.

Think of sweaty men.

Well fuck nevermind that might do the opposite for you OP.

or masturbate in the pool

That will have the opposite effect on a faggot like OP.

Whenever I flerg the burg I start to precum a lot about half an hour later for some reason

What is this meme. I get hard all the time even working out

The balls dont have anything to do with boners or boner loss really

usually thinking about anything helps; i find that i slip into boner-inducing thought patterns when i don't have anything more interesting on my mind. Contemplate life itself if you have to.

Start doing kegels and prostate work

Ok

yeah, but the intense pain is v distracting

Nekkid gramma

Pinch yourself

I don't wanna sound like a cuck but being too absolutist bothers me if it's expressed over certain small stupid things

Why don't they make a anti Viagra for men who are going into job interviews or sports?

Because who wants to poison penises. Oh right we cut them off as a society already

Usually I think of putting a toothpick inside the penis hole. Going slowly inside or a screw, screwing inside the hole. That works for me. You have to think about it (imagine going in)

I was in wrestling once and in a match I got boner and the whole situation was 100% super akward

Yeah thatd do it

Super hot really

>What i do always is imagine my dad, grandpa and uncle teamed up to gang rape me and breed my virgin ass


"imagine".
Yea.
"imagine".
Right.

There needs to be a pill that kills boners for situations like funerals, WE NEED TO FUND THIS

Embrace your Dick man. Next time you get a boner unleash it to everybody and discuss the angle of it after you flop it around. Bitchesll hang off ya. Your mates too

Not when your wrestling a black kid

>How do you prevent boners in social situations
I don't. Brandish it with pride bruh

Lol

grow out of middle school....

medroxyprogesterone, 10mg.

thats what they use to chemically castrate sex offenders.

its instant-release short half life too.

I jack off about three times in the morning to be able to get rid of boners in the afternoon

Is there an antiviagra pill or is it something that still hasn't been invented

Lol

Just give less fucks dude, rock that hard on. Who cares who's looking? Or are you just trying to hide your baby dick.

I am in fact trying to hide a small penis

Buy a bathmate

Also free the nipple, free awkward boners. "they can look away if it bothers them"~third wave feminists

100% sure fire way to avoid boners in 4 simple steps

What's a bath mate? Is that a dick pump, I hear they injure you and cause damage

Air does. Water is better. Think of a steak thawed in air. Takes forever. In water 2 seconds

Well ok, in that case.

Best options.
Gotta keep your mind off it, make it a thing in your head and you'll never get rid of the fucker.

Fap before the party.

Flexing muscles in your arms/chest will slow/reverse bloodflow to cawk.

uhm what else.

One had flick to the tip would do the trick.
Visualizing things that turn you off works as well.
If in the water simply stay in the water until it goes away.

Keep a towel nearby that you can throw on to make a discrete trip to the bathroom.

I'm out of ideas, sorry to hear about the small cock Sup Forumsro. I hope you're good at eating pussy.

Look up the hot ass review videos on youtube

Look up

Interesting

100%virgin never went down on a girl so I don't know if I am

I'm actually planning on staying abstinent

It's simple just cut off your penis duh!

Of course why didn't I think of that

wow thats hot as fuck.

would boyfriend immediately.

Shit you sound like me when I was 13....

Well, good luck with the party dude. One or more of those options above should get you through it.

Thanks, I guess

I hate how a boner turns my swim suit into a tent. So I wear a tight Speedo, and now boners just slip up and out the top. Much less obvious to everyone.

>has a small dick
>wants to be chaste forever
>shamefully hiding it

would tease endlessly.

What does chaste mean?

You mean abstinence, yeah I mean I don't see why more people choose abstinence until marriage, there's too many teen moms

dictionary.com

true Iam a fag I was lying about the girlfriend part its my boyfriends party. And he gets me so hard.

You made me audibly zozzle user

Why?

chaste: adj. refraining from sexual contact. Pure, maidenlike.

I know what chaste means I already looked it up

Good for you buddy
No shame in asking what you don't know, but if you can find something out yourself then you should

And out of curiously how old are you?

Sounds like you need a boner hiding apparatus

16, I know technically not supposed to be on Sup Forums but I get bored when my insomnia kicks in

Goodbye

stop thinking about sex... think about something that pisses you off if you start getting a boner, anger kills my boners like nothing else

That may work

It may not, some people are really into angry sex

How would I know if I am?

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No, I'm saving my butt virginity for the woman or man I marry, not gonna give it up to a tampon

>butt virginity

Nigga how do you poop?

Popping doesn't count, nothing's going up my butt

That is gay.
But if you don't want to stick a tampon up yer stinkhole. Use some duck tape to sexure your wild willy.

TL:DR
Tape that shit down homie