I just fucked a trap for the first time. It wasn't good. Why did you lie to me /b
I just fucked a trap for the first time. It wasn't good. Why did you lie to me /b
were you absolutely disgusted with yourself afterwards? tell us all about it
And now I probably have aids
Please explain.
>I was just fucking around on some stupid app and sending messages "you dtf?" To random girls. Then this trans "girl" started talking to me
Continue, please
> "she" asked to see my cock but I told "her" to send one first. Her ass looked ok so I sent a pic of my dick back, "she" asked for-my address and I reluctantly gave it to "her", not expecting "her" to show up
Continue, please
Stupid fucking faggot. How'd it smell?
>After I gave her my address she responded
> I'll be there in 8 minutes
> oh fuck what have I done
>close all my curtains and turn off all the lights (I'm home alone tonight)
I fucking told you asshats so many times if you've never been sexually attracted to another man or crushed on one you'll never like traps.
LGBT shoving shit down your throat while ghee Christians and Muslims are like 'it's evil'b which gives it some spicy taboo
BUT YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO MALE PHEROMONES
YOU'VE NEVER CRUSHED ON A BOY
BUT NOW YOUR OFFICIALLY UNWILLINGLY GAY CONGRATULATIONS RETARD
>8 minutes later she messages me "I'm here"
> peak out window and don't see anything
> she messages "where are you?"
>I sneak out the back door and look over the fence
>see a car parked on the street with its lights on
>oh fuck
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>she messages "I am parked on the street, do you see me?"
>run like a little bitch back to my house
> then something came over me
> decided to stop being a pussy and just do it
>I ask her to come to the door
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Hurry the fuck up and stop only posting 4 lines you cunt
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>it didn't happen
>the end
Join the master race of bi-sexuals OP. No ass to hairy, no pussy too shaved. The world is your play ground and who cares if you get AIDS. Life's a joke so enjoy it while you can and spread that love
>Why did you lie to me /be?
Because you believed us.
And then fucked a trannie.
we all know u did queer
Common Filth was right again
>she replies some stupid shit about not wanting to walk up to the door, and to meet her outside
>I ask if she has condoms (I dont have any cause I never expected this)
> she says she doesnt do anal, only wants to give head
> ok, that won't be too weird
> walk outside
> get close to car
> out steps a barely passable asian trap in a dress with long black hair
>oh shit
I'm on a phone you fuck
Let me get on my pc
>took advice from Sup Forums on trannies
>hook up with tranny goes horribly awry
This just gave me a serious case of the lulz. I think I woke my room mate up with my laughter
>trusting anything Sup Forums says
Someone please screen cap this for ala's sake!
>she whispers to me "can we go inside?"
> yeah
>"are your parents home?"
> no I'm alone
> walk to front door and let her in
>what the fuck am I doing
>sit down on my couch, she sits next to me
>immediately starts rubbing my dick theough my pants
OP hook up with a trans man. They will satisfy your homorsexual desires but you still get to fuck a pussy
this shit's taking too long mane
Story sounds like it's gonna end with a sad handjob
> ok this feels pretty good I guess
>she starts trying to pull down my shorts, I take them off
> she starts pulling down my boxers, I slide them off
>she kneels down in front of me and grabs my dick
> pretty hard at this point
> starts sucking like a fucking vaccum
>somewhat painful
> she says she doesnt do anal, only wants to give head
reply "i m only into anal"
escape the whole mess
>she starts trying to pull down my shorts, I take them off
> she starts pulling down my boxers, I slide them off
wut
how feminine was her penis?
He took off his shorts then his boxers you retard have you ever dressed yourself
> "her" head was bobbing up and down on my dick trying to suck the life force out of me
> she kept whispering " i want your cum"
> i started laughing, or at least breathing hard through my nose
>this is pretty fucked up
Fuck I lost my shit right here!!!
I know, I just don't see why he had to say both of those, like, I think one line of her pulling down his shorts and boxers would have sufficed
Can you send us a picture of her?
>she keeps sucking for awhile then whispers "do you have a condom? do you want to fuck my ass?"
> this is where i fucked up the most
> i said no i dont
> "do you want to fuck me anyways?"
>shrug
I'm glad he wasn't wearing jeans with a belt plus long johns and underwear.
they were to separate events
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>this is where I fucked up the most
Yup, you got that AIDS OP. Enjoy life while you can you disease ridden degenerate
Best thread on Sup Forums today
dis gon b gud
>she pulls up her dress and pulls down her panties
> am i really going to do this
> I ask if she has lube
> "just use your spit"
> fuck im going to get aids
it's not even 4 in the morning (where I am) how the fuck does this constitute best thread of the day this early
more like best thread right on Sup Forums right now
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"She"
> i'm really not that turned on at this point, but i press on
> like literally press my dick on her asshole
>it is so dry it doesn't go in at all
>fuck this
>i try to spit on my dick
>miss and spit on her back
>fuck
>fuck im going to get aids
Well, you don't know for sure
KEKt heartily
>She
rimjob time
We didn't. We told you they were faggots.
keked
listen you piece of shit, if your next post doesn't have more than seven fucking lines I'm going to get your fucking address from that guy you fucked and slice your cock off
more pics of the trap?
Because exaggeration is a thing.
kek you got the aids
Write faster you aids ridden faggot
Ur ass was on badoo wernet u
if we make him post more than 5 lines at a time it takes longer for him to make this shit up
posting in an epic thread
That's rite!,rite ?
>I bend her over my couch and lick her asshole
>mix of shit sweat hair and bad decisions flood my mouth
>dick is flaccid at this point so I play with myself
>she asks if everything is OK then lets out a modest fart
>somewhat turned on
>dick is hardened
> I enter
>i try to spit on my dick
>miss and spit on her back
Hurry the fuck up OP
this cant be op
>she asks if everything is OK then lets out a modest fart
>somewhat turned on
Go get post exposure prophylaxis.
You brought this on yourself, OP.
If you aren't attracted to men why the hell did you think you would be attracted do a dude cosplaying as a woman.
>Get tested and pray it's not anything viral
>For real tho.
> end up sticking a finger up her ass to strech the hole a bit,
> after much struggle and my dick bending nearly in half finally get it in
>start the humping process but keep slipping out because im starting to get soft
>start humping faster to try and get hard again
>she starts moaning/whispering- i really have no idea what she was saying half the time
> start getting sweaty and tired but more and more soft
> she reaches back and grabs my leg
> I lean over her in doggy style and grab her tits/bra
>not really enjoying this
>she asks if everything is OK then lets out a modest fart
>somewhat turned on
>dick is hardened
fucking golden op
gross
>modest fart
>dick is hardened
>i enter
>Mfw
you fags are about to fall for le fresh prince.
Fucking faggot. Literally no appeal in traps what so ever.
Op weeks ago the hell this had better be a fucking joke. I better get a John Cena out of this
the only fags here are op and his new 'girlfriend'
I hope I'm not the only one who's been screenshoting this. Pure gold OP
>shrug
>she asks if everything is OK then lets out a modest fart
>somewhat turned on
>dick is hardened
somebody better be screenshotting this
>pull my dick out
>"i cant do this"
> she tells me to wash my dick off so she can continue sucking
>i start going to the bathroom
> she starts walking down the wrong hall
>where the fuck is she going?
>eventually make it to the bathroom and wash my dick off
>sit back on couch and she starts sucking again
>completely flaccid at this point btw
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Posting in le epic gay thread
Im also doing it lol
did you ask her to fart in your face again?
>at one point she reached back and grabbed my balls
>squeezes them too tight but I don't want to startle he and them pop
> finally releases death grip
>exhale, notice I'm a bit harder from lack of pain now
>after much squishing of a nearly flaccid penis against her ass I fake it
>she doesn't say shit and just leaves
>room now smells like sweaty assholes
There's always some faggot that screenshots every fake and gay story written on this shithole
Kek
Hurry up piece of shit !!!!!!!!!
can I appear in the screenshot
>at that point i look out of my window
>see my parents
>walk home
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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did you at least get her number?
Fucked up Op better hide but you can't run