I just fucked a trap for the first time. It wasn't good. Why did you lie to me /b

I just fucked a trap for the first time. It wasn't good. Why did you lie to me /b

were you absolutely disgusted with yourself afterwards? tell us all about it

And now I probably have aids

Please explain.

>I was just fucking around on some stupid app and sending messages "you dtf?" To random girls. Then this trans "girl" started talking to me

Continue, please

> "she" asked to see my cock but I told "her" to send one first. Her ass looked ok so I sent a pic of my dick back, "she" asked for-my address and I reluctantly gave it to "her", not expecting "her" to show up

Continue, please

Stupid fucking faggot. How'd it smell?

>After I gave her my address she responded
> I'll be there in 8 minutes
> oh fuck what have I done
>close all my curtains and turn off all the lights (I'm home alone tonight)

I fucking told you asshats so many times if you've never been sexually attracted to another man or crushed on one you'll never like traps.


LGBT shoving shit down your throat while ghee Christians and Muslims are like 'it's evil'b which gives it some spicy taboo

BUT YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO MALE PHEROMONES

YOU'VE NEVER CRUSHED ON A BOY

BUT NOW YOUR OFFICIALLY UNWILLINGLY GAY CONGRATULATIONS RETARD

>8 minutes later she messages me "I'm here"
> peak out window and don't see anything
> she messages "where are you?"
>I sneak out the back door and look over the fence
>see a car parked on the street with its lights on
>oh fuck

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>she messages "I am parked on the street, do you see me?"
>run like a little bitch back to my house
> then something came over me
> decided to stop being a pussy and just do it
>I ask her to come to the door

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Hurry the fuck up and stop only posting 4 lines you cunt

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>it didn't happen
>the end

Join the master race of bi-sexuals OP. No ass to hairy, no pussy too shaved. The world is your play ground and who cares if you get AIDS. Life's a joke so enjoy it while you can and spread that love

>Why did you lie to me /be?
Because you believed us.
And then fucked a trannie.

we all know u did queer

Common Filth was right again

>she replies some stupid shit about not wanting to walk up to the door, and to meet her outside
>I ask if she has condoms (I dont have any cause I never expected this)
> she says she doesnt do anal, only wants to give head
> ok, that won't be too weird
> walk outside
> get close to car
> out steps a barely passable asian trap in a dress with long black hair
>oh shit

I'm on a phone you fuck
Let me get on my pc

>took advice from Sup Forums on trannies
>hook up with tranny goes horribly awry

This just gave me a serious case of the lulz. I think I woke my room mate up with my laughter

>trusting anything Sup Forums says

Someone please screen cap this for ala's sake!

>she whispers to me "can we go inside?"
> yeah
>"are your parents home?"
> no I'm alone
> walk to front door and let her in
>what the fuck am I doing
>sit down on my couch, she sits next to me
>immediately starts rubbing my dick theough my pants

OP hook up with a trans man. They will satisfy your homorsexual desires but you still get to fuck a pussy

this shit's taking too long mane

Story sounds like it's gonna end with a sad handjob

> ok this feels pretty good I guess
>she starts trying to pull down my shorts, I take them off
> she starts pulling down my boxers, I slide them off
>she kneels down in front of me and grabs my dick
> pretty hard at this point
> starts sucking like a fucking vaccum
>somewhat painful

> she says she doesnt do anal, only wants to give head

reply "i m only into anal"
escape the whole mess

>she starts trying to pull down my shorts, I take them off
> she starts pulling down my boxers, I slide them off

wut

how feminine was her penis?

He took off his shorts then his boxers you retard have you ever dressed yourself

> "her" head was bobbing up and down on my dick trying to suck the life force out of me
> she kept whispering " i want your cum"
> i started laughing, or at least breathing hard through my nose
>this is pretty fucked up

Fuck I lost my shit right here!!!

I know, I just don't see why he had to say both of those, like, I think one line of her pulling down his shorts and boxers would have sufficed

Can you send us a picture of her?

>she keeps sucking for awhile then whispers "do you have a condom? do you want to fuck my ass?"
> this is where i fucked up the most
> i said no i dont
> "do you want to fuck me anyways?"
>shrug

I'm glad he wasn't wearing jeans with a belt plus long johns and underwear.

they were to separate events

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>this is where I fucked up the most

Yup, you got that AIDS OP. Enjoy life while you can you disease ridden degenerate

Best thread on Sup Forums today

dis gon b gud

>she pulls up her dress and pulls down her panties
> am i really going to do this
> I ask if she has lube
> "just use your spit"
> fuck im going to get aids

it's not even 4 in the morning (where I am) how the fuck does this constitute best thread of the day this early

more like best thread right on Sup Forums right now

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"She"

> i'm really not that turned on at this point, but i press on
> like literally press my dick on her asshole
>it is so dry it doesn't go in at all
>fuck this
>i try to spit on my dick
>miss and spit on her back
>fuck

>fuck im going to get aids
Well, you don't know for sure

KEKt heartily

>She

rimjob time

We didn't. We told you they were faggots.

keked

listen you piece of shit, if your next post doesn't have more than seven fucking lines I'm going to get your fucking address from that guy you fucked and slice your cock off

more pics of the trap?

Because exaggeration is a thing.

kek you got the aids

Write faster you aids ridden faggot

Ur ass was on badoo wernet u

if we make him post more than 5 lines at a time it takes longer for him to make this shit up

posting in an epic thread

That's rite!,rite ?

>I bend her over my couch and lick her asshole
>mix of shit sweat hair and bad decisions flood my mouth
>dick is flaccid at this point so I play with myself
>she asks if everything is OK then lets out a modest fart
>somewhat turned on
>dick is hardened
> I enter

>i try to spit on my dick
>miss and spit on her back

Hurry the fuck up OP

this cant be op

>she asks if everything is OK then lets out a modest fart
>somewhat turned on

Go get post exposure prophylaxis.

You brought this on yourself, OP.

If you aren't attracted to men why the hell did you think you would be attracted do a dude cosplaying as a woman.

>Get tested and pray it's not anything viral
>For real tho.

> end up sticking a finger up her ass to strech the hole a bit,
> after much struggle and my dick bending nearly in half finally get it in
>start the humping process but keep slipping out because im starting to get soft
>start humping faster to try and get hard again
>she starts moaning/whispering- i really have no idea what she was saying half the time
> start getting sweaty and tired but more and more soft
> she reaches back and grabs my leg
> I lean over her in doggy style and grab her tits/bra
>not really enjoying this

>she asks if everything is OK then lets out a modest fart
>somewhat turned on
>dick is hardened

fucking golden op

gross

>modest fart
>dick is hardened
>i enter

>Mfw

you fags are about to fall for le fresh prince.

Fucking faggot. Literally no appeal in traps what so ever.

Op weeks ago the hell this had better be a fucking joke. I better get a John Cena out of this

the only fags here are op and his new 'girlfriend'

I hope I'm not the only one who's been screenshoting this. Pure gold OP

>shrug

>she asks if everything is OK then lets out a modest fart
>somewhat turned on
>dick is hardened

somebody better be screenshotting this

>pull my dick out
>"i cant do this"
> she tells me to wash my dick off so she can continue sucking
>i start going to the bathroom
> she starts walking down the wrong hall
>where the fuck is she going?
>eventually make it to the bathroom and wash my dick off
>sit back on couch and she starts sucking again
>completely flaccid at this point btw

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Posting in le epic gay thread

Im also doing it lol

did you ask her to fart in your face again?

>at one point she reached back and grabbed my balls
>squeezes them too tight but I don't want to startle he and them pop
> finally releases death grip
>exhale, notice I'm a bit harder from lack of pain now
>after much squishing of a nearly flaccid penis against her ass I fake it
>she doesn't say shit and just leaves
>room now smells like sweaty assholes

There's always some faggot that screenshots every fake and gay story written on this shithole

Kek

Hurry up piece of shit !!!!!!!!!

can I appear in the screenshot

>at that point i look out of my window
>see my parents
>walk home
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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did you at least get her number?

Fucked up Op better hide but you can't run