Secrets thread

Secrets thread

Post your secrets and confessions, Sup Forums

I've been here all summer

here as in Sup Forums?

I used my 10 year olds claim hand to touch my dick while sleeping never got caught

im on b

Giantess fetish
From you guys, who dont have the fetish, how autistic does it look?

It's not pedo thing it's true story and it's the first time I tell anyone about it...

When I was a kid , a " friend " just played some games with me , everyday After school we had to go just behind his home and he just make me sucked his dick and go into my ass everyday, never tell anyone about that.

>claim hand
I'm just trying to figure out what autocorrected to claim.

I broke every single window at the neighbors house and blamed the asshole kid down the street

This was when I was a wee lad

I hook up with married men I find on CL

you male or female?

Male

why married dudes?

That's the majority of guys looking to hook up discreetly while in town

Extremely

Did the girl know that you sucked him?

my mams frond triyed to fonger me in the buck of my mams cor

No never

I tried to commit suicide 4 times

just a weird expression of Dom/sub power dynamic. Cant be more obviously overpowered by a woman than a fucking giantess.

to somebody who isn't into kink you're the same level of autism as vore and those guys who like to stomp on toy trains.

Is the real slender lurking? Do I have to summon her like in the old days?

m8 give up, she is not a regular these days.

if she comes back you'll see something about kissing underage girls at parties or masturbating with wine bottles or getting seen naked by the guy she's babysitting for.

>off by 1 combo

i sucked my own dick one time. My back hurt for like a week after. It wasn't good.

Why didn't it work ?

Shit. Good thing I'm on Sup Forums

I end up throwing up

i bump dying threads

I shat in the shower a couple days ago.

I only did though because i was hungover and already knew my shit would be just staight up liquid

you guys I am the messiah but I can't tell anyone

I LOVE SHOPLIFTING
it's neato

I showered in the toilet. Because my shower was full of shit.

I'm a serial killer.

how many kills do you have?

HAH!!! I GOT YOU TED CRUZ! TURN YOURSELF IN!

I'm moot

Did that once "twice" myself, same result.

Ive been actually thinking about killing someone, I'm a huge adrenaline junkie and control freak so it'd be the ultimate taking control.

4

you should eat your victim. Thats the perfect crime.

I'm addicted to sharing pics or vids of my gf when I get really horny. I love the thrill of it, but as soon as I cum, I get really anxious that the stuff I post will be spread or someone will see. I'm terrified a video will end up on a porn site or something one day or a redditor friend will message me because something got uploaded there. It's exciting in the moment, but afterwards I always regret sharing.

I'm fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister.

Killing yourself would probably be a good idea

Along with
My other secret has been that i sucked a dick for money once.

I also have been in a threesome.

Theyre not major but theyre stuff i wouldnt want anyone knowing

I've been fat my whole life I think I'm addicted to food really bad, 2 years ago I lost 100 pounds. I did really well I was actually skinny for the first time since I was 6 years old, but in a few months I put on 120 pounds idk whats wrong with me I'm a fucking sad old fag sometimes I exercise and eat healthy, and the next minute I'm eating 6 bacon grilled cheese sandwiches for a single meal

Maybe calm? Plain? Idk man

I bought a sexdoll 3 years ago. its 5'4", E cup breasts, 3 holes plus titfucks and for years I keep turning down random women who walk up to me when im at the mall or supermarket.

I used to do it out of shame, but now I feel smug as fuck about doing so with a smile.

Over the years I spent so much money on baby powder, paper towels and outfits for it.

About 4 months ago it dawned on me my doll has a better life than most people out there.

I only fucked the 44 year old because I was horny and desperate.
>She was older than my step-mom.
Even the 44 year old knew it wasn't right.
>She had kids the same age as me.
>Swallowed my cum, and she told me it was the best sex she ever had.
>She only said it, probably didn't mean it.
>Everybody knows I haven't had sex for the last 18 months since.
She always made me a full English breakfast in the morning.

My life fucking sucks. If it wasn't for my children id fucking off myself.

I break into people's houses at night and reverse the hanging of their toilet paper

so you fucked someone that was 44. no big deal. one day you'll look back at it and luls

A guy tried to rob me while I was buying weed from him, we end up fighting and I hit him really hard in the face with my knee. I left him on the floor passed out in this alley and walked away. Never saw him again.

have you considered a murder/suicide?

I didn't mention because I fell so humiliated about it, I lost my virginity to her and I haven't had sex since.

good

Fuck you

doesn't change my point. get back on the horse, there are worse things in life and franckly in 5 years this is nothing but a good story. chin up boiiii

lol k

bmppp

I must confess that it's no secret; OP IS A FAGGOT AND THESE THREADS ARE CANCER!

good detective work there Holmes

>90% of all confessions on Sup Forums
>noone in this thread has the balls to admit but me
Im a virgin but i tell people im not.

rip

I've got a few secrets.
Like when I fucked my friends mom, or like when I hade a sex slave who was in a long term relationship with a guy I saw at work almost every week.

I was sexually abused by my cousin when she would baby sit me when I was about 9. She would give me hand and blowjobs every time she watched be. I never told anyone because I was a horny little fuck and loved every minute of it.

>abused

Sounds fucking great.

when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend

>Post your secrets and confessions, Sup Forums


well, first : i make shit up for the lulz on Sup Forums

also, i had sex with a 12 year old when i was 25.

came almost instantly.

Stop abusing the term " abused"

What happened to you is every normal lil boys dream come true.....

Kill yourself momma suckling fedora king

When I was 10 me and a girl from my estate used to fuck in a shed

This is England ?

I'm on Sup Forums since 2008 and I never - absolutely NEVER - uploaded any porn or otherwise immoral pic/vid

tween girls are the best fucktoys. through middle and high school I probably fucked about 10 of them, 1/2 were virgins. Gave oral to all of them plus a few more, youngest was 9yo

I enjoy spanking girls and boys.

I have fantasies about getting viciously fucked by a psychopath or a murderer. Get off to choking and rape too, femanon btw.
I've never been sexually abused, so why do I have these violent fantasies?

I would fuck you viciosly.... But i would have peeled your skin off first.....

>>psychopathic murderer

You have a fetish for being dominated.

I think the real reason why I don't have a girlfriend is because in afraid that I'll end up like my father.

>why do I have these violent fantasies
They are a manifestation of your instinctive female need to be subservient to a male.

I like fur porn

I am crazy in love with a chick that actually apparently likes me back. But Im too much of a pussy to make a move.

Perfect. The more deranged, the better.

sick motherfucker.

>kill yourself.

I started doing "sexual things" when I was about 5. First thing I can remember is when I got naked and took my big teddy bear into my parents bed and started to hump it. Then when I got a little older I would play this game with my friend where we would be on top of each other moving and squeezing (basically grinding but I didn't realize that at the time) and i became more and more aware of how good it felt on my little vag

were you molested as a child? that sounds like hypersexualization
i have a girlfriend that did almost the same thing

But why? If the feeling is mutual then the fear of rejection should be nonexistent.

Childhood masturbation is a perfectly healthy activity.

not at five most people dont even have urges like that until they are older

i sorta like a girl

You aren't alone man. I'm like you. Just realize that there is someone out there for you and start loving yourself. Eating healthy and exercise isn't a "diet" or "fad". It's a complete change of lifestyle. Once you accept that your days eating bacon is over you're all good.

I have an amazing partner and a great job. I'm still fat. So meh maybe just accept yourself.

Sometimes I get so pissed off at my wife for the stupidest shit that I start to think that if I was cheating on her, I'd be a lot more reasonable because how could I get mad at her if I'm fucking some slut she doesn't know about.

I have honestly wondered if I was but I have no memories of being molested. Sometimes I'm really curious and wish I knew why I was like that and other times I think maybe it's better I don't

you posted this yesterday

I did that for years. Then i realized how easy it is to get laid.

Get ur shit together lad.

The feelings are only apparently mutual. Everyone I know says she likes me, but when we actually talk she is very dismissive and seemingly non-interested. Just don't know how to approach this

>why do I have these violent fantasies?
the sad truth is that women are genetically programmed to be attracted to aggressive, violent males.

It's why, no matter how much of a sensible person they might seem to be on the outside, women can't be trusted. We should never have given them the vote - Europe's insistence on letting in hoards of refugees makes a lot more sense when you understand that for the majority of the electorate (i.e. the section with a vagina), on a subconscious level letting in millions of violent, sexually aggressive males is exactly what they want.

What ya need to do is gear up w tazer, 45, strong rope, lotsa tape.. and go find a Bear mom w cubs..... Taze that bitch. Tie them fukkers up, shave em naked... Have your way..... But make sure momma can clearly see you raping her cubs....... Then piss on her

Most children have at least some experience even before 5. Whether they make it part of their routine, including their toys, is another thing.

She is probably as shy and uncertain as you. Just ask if she wants go to a movie/concert/show or something like that. If she instantly smiles then you're in and you can feel a bit more relaxed about being assertive.

do you have an older sibling that might have played with you?
I played with my sister and cousin all the time so that might have done it