Heya' Sup Forums...80 year old literal oldfag here. How's your night going?

Heya' Sup Forums...80 year old literal oldfag here. How's your night going?

Wanna ask me some shit, or are you all still busting your nuts to boys in dresses?
Ask me anything you candyassgots.
>captcha: God damn store fronts

Can you still get around all right at that age? Did you smoke cigs in your life at all?

I get around a lot. Keep busy. My body isn't the best but I run that bitch 24/7 like a beat up car. I think 'old' is in the mind.

I've smoked off and on since I was about 15 or so. Hurt in my 30s and a little bit here and there. Never paid much mind to it. got lucky I suppose.

bump for more questions.
I guess the newfriends are busy with ylyl and learning what gore looks like before they end up in a war someday.

Tell me is love real?
When do i drop someone
When do i fight for someone
Can some love last a lifetime?

Of course is it.
When they lie to you.
That's your business, a fight is a man's choice.
it lasts a lifetime if you die in love. my wife did so I suppose that supports that. now I'm just hanging around doing stupid shit. heh.
>storefronts

What was it like being around when Electricity was invented. Were optometrists pissed or what?

How do you feel seeing your country go from rightly hating communism to openly having a socialist candidate?

You've seen 80 years of morons disguised as politicians and 80 years of morons disguised as concerned voters, what's your take on the current offering of polititards and their supporters?

Can you post pic with timestamp?

What brought you to this godforsaken place?

Was the 1949 Mercury as hot and desirable a car as it is today?

Was anal sex as much the rage as in the 50s as it is today..., but ya' know, on the down low?

Steve Allen, or Johnny Carson?

Did you ever meet Veronica Lake?
Was she the big bitch everyone said she was?

you're a damn fool.

nothing much has changed I suppose. you live long enough to see things rotate. it feels like things work in a 30 year pattern. you notice that common things rise up and disappear again over and over. people fight a thing...get bored...let it go...get mad again about something similar years later for the wrong reasons, but different in a very little way...so the cycle goes. it grows very mundane if you don't give a shit about a bunch of pissed off screaming idiots that will forget WHY they are a bunch of pissed off screaming idiots. I've always steered clear of politics. It's something you get involved with If you're so fucking bored you can't find anything else to do. I don't worry about other people.

I know, I'm being vague, but you'll get what I mean over time if you don't already.

OP croaked. Rip in peace

Did you ever kill a man, just for snoring?

I DID!

This is so true.

What is your number one advice for women?

Yeah man, I know this. I've heard (and seen) that life is like the threads of a screw. Similar things even in your own personal life reoccur,but with variations in appearance, circumstance, etc. It's cool if you notice it and can figure out how to monopolize on the inevitable patterns. Nice to have that confirmed by someone who is clearly observant.

I've been on the Internet since before you were a sparkle in your daddy's eye.

depends on the meat wad you ask

sex has never changed. the internet just gave everyone an eye on what everyone has always been doing. except the part where girls poop their butt holes out...that's some fucked up shit I could live without...

Johnny had a better attitude
Paid no attention to Veronica.
a lot of those people were the kanye of their day. granted they had more respect for each other.

FOR women? I don't know...don't be a cunt.

but that goes the same for men.

both em can. easily be cunty.
>more God damn storefronts

You're alright. just don't let that attitude get to your head too much or someone'll come along and put your teeth out. been there.

What can we expect to find ourselves doing a lot of at 80?

What do you do other than coming here (and probably a lot of other sites online).

Do play any vidya games?

You think I was patronizing you, but I sincerely wasn't.

Maybe a bit now with this pic, but not before at all.

80yo using internet.
80yo using Sup Forums.

Fuck off with your shit tier bait.

i showed Sup Forums to my grandfather as punishment for being a asshole to me my whole life. now he shitposts on /p/ and /o/.

Prove your 80, hand with timestamp to get an idea of age

Are you HAROLD!?1? (see pic here )

Well I do what most people do that stay sharp. I mean you won't catch me with a bunch of jaws droppers out shuffling around at 5am and some buffet. I hate people my age. People give up. Mostly my wife and I after a while when we were able to, just stayed home and bullshit around the house. I worked and she taught classes.
Time goes by faster and faster over the years. The more of it you gain, the more of it you lose.
But we played a lot of games for several years because we had a Nintendo the moment we could and we were always buying new ones. Still have our old gameboy with Metroid 2 in it. I was playing new doom earlier. before that I played silent hill 3 and finally beat the fucker and I play Diablo 2 a lot. I have a lot of time since she's been gone. I play a lot of games she didn't get around to finishing.

I was here before you were.
Both the web, and your life.

I was born here and I will die here.
YOU fuck off, nigger.

oh, no. I didn't think you were at all. I'm just saying you've always got to walk a fine line.

>the more you gain, the more you lose
That was...maybe the most profound thing I've read on a website that posts tranny asslicking all day. Thank you, ancientanon.

Sorry for your loss, man. does it get any easier with age?

>was born here and I will die here.
any chance you can put a fire under the second half of that statement? Like now?
Bleach and ammonia is a great way to start your day.

That's cool man, you enjoy the Souls series? (Dark souls 1-3/demons souls/bloodbourne)

What was your magnum opus?

>I play a lot of games she didn't get around to finishing.
Feels thread material right there

Do you hate niggers?

have you ever seen as much faggotry in one generation as the millennials?

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>You Enjoy The Souls Series?
I will zwiehander (sp?) you into the next life.
Well, I used the dark Knight great axe in 3 but yes I play them very often. It's much more difficult than most games and I'm used to the 90s era games that were just as unforgiving. I have not beat 3 because I recently bought a lot of games and I keep changing what to do. like I said earlier I've been playing silent hill 3 and doom.

this was meant for
not that little retard.

That's the funniest shit I read all day

Have you ever tried a hot hot bath with about 2-3 cups of mineral salts followed with a cold shower? Its invigorating and a great medicinal practice for the epidermis.

>80
Jesus, why are you still alive?

>not that little retard.

HEY SHITHEAD, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS STICKING UP FOR YOU IN THAT POST!
Go break a hip you ungrateful old goat.

Yes I hate niggers. But not as much as black people do. I think if you give that a thought you'll understand.

Every generation of young people and probably even my own. but the internet REALLY let the cat out of the bag. now nitwits can get together with other nitwits and form huge swarms of whiny pussy nitwits that expect everyone to cater to them. life doesn't work like that. thats why as far as the internet goes ive always gravitated to places like Sup Forums that represent more of the chaotic paridigm of real life. eventually they will learn that nature isnt a fluffy bunny with a kissy nose. this generation will, as well, in their own time, learn that.

I will say this. I would hate for America to go to war and have to draft the younger generation. For multiple reasons.
Even the weiner girls and nitwits as much as I think they're fucked in their heads shouldn't be subjected to what war really, truly is. I wish that on no one.

So you stuck up for him by telling him to kill himself? Who's the old goat now?

Police brutality is nothing new in america, but my question to you is what do you think about the current BLM movement and other racial incidents occurring in this century?

So you were in the war OP?

Checkd btw

>Who's the old goat now?

Yeah, pretty sure circumstances have not changed in the few minutes between the relative posts so, it's still him.

I would save a life if given the chance but the day to day me absolutely hates people and me being young and stupid always fucking up causes me to tumble down a shitty spiral. Ive been wronged so many times and im gradually pushing anyone of the few fuckers and family i have left. I have so much anxiety and losing will. What kinda shit can an old stone like you shine upon this mess i call me?

This is in my interests

It's pissed off young people being oppressed by themselves. Things are far worse now than they were during segregation. I can think of A FEW instances in which black folk were truly beaten and attacked by white folk when I was growing up. but we also weren't able to have instant news. nor were we told things daily about why we should be afraid of them. Most of the violence you are taught about these days were instances that happened in small areas blown out of purportion. but yes there were some terrible things that happened..
but that will always happen...human beings are our own worst enemies. what a lot of American history doesn't focus on is the day to day with black and white folk during that era in the 30s-70s ect.

In a lot of cases I personally saw, if you were caught belittling minorities you became a social pariah. You were hated for being a non-person. It'd be like kicking a man when he's down. You didn't give them any more shit than they already had to deal with.

how does it feel knowing that each day could be your last?

you might not even wake up tomorrow, old timer.

How does it feel knowing each day could be YOUR last?

I'm old and moldy. I've lived a full life. Ive lost friends and family the lives of which I've cherished for years, ive seen history unfold for years, I've had a love that lasted me decades.

If you die...you're young...you lose the option of all of that.

So if I die I'm fine...if you die you're jolly well fucked.
Consider your question before you ask it.

Bump

Kek so hard at this

jokes on you. i'm 73. you old faggot.

bet you get dementia first, you cunt.

im 18 and virtually homeless and my life is kind of fucked, i have a really fucked up mental disorder which makes me just do terrible things to other people and their feelings and i basically use them. will i ever be alive and know peace from this hell grandpa-chan?

>virtually homeless
>mental disorder
>i do terrible things and use people

special snowflake detected.

HAH jokes on you because I'm actually a probing piece of the conciousness of the eternally slumbering Cthulu

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Proof with time stamp por favor

That's adolescent mentality. It will be very hard and if you don't man up your twenties will suck I suppose.
Just keep being you and understand that EVERY OTHER young person is going through it too even though some act like they arent better than others.
This never changes. generation to generation.

Just be a good person and stand up for others. be loyal and keep your word. don't let anyone walk on you. over time you'll change.
what matters is that you matter to other people I think.
everyone fucks up. you're supposed to.
just don't keep fucking up over and over or they'll call you a nigger heh

....fuck. Guess I got caught lying on the internet

Lets not post shit like this anymore before this thread turns into a boohoo bullshit party and gramps is gonna bail

Pfffft fuck off

Oh your fucking god... A based user... I thought they were all dead

B-but i h-have a fluffy bunny with a kissy nose and he loves me.....

im not claiming im some tumblrina i actually have problems you fucking kike

I don't know if you will or not but I'm not here to hug you and tell you everything will be okay. If you're so lost you don't know what to do then go join the army. They'll give you a job to do...

Do you like where the internet has gone over the years?

What are the biggest mistakes you made in your life or have seen others make? Can you pass some wisdom to us young clueless idiots?

Grandpa-chan
1. What's the meaning of life?
2. Are you afraid to die?
3. Is your wife cool?
4. Should I quit shooting heroin while I'm young, or does it really not matter later on when you're old as shit?
5. Why are millennials total pussys?
6. How was ww2?

Grace me with your wisdom, PRAISE BE

Yes...it's a huge step in human development I think. Take it or leave it.
Not being honest. You're here for a good time not a long time. don't be a prick you'll regret it later and you can only fix things forward not backward. sadly most times you only understand life backwards.

Dude was 9 or so when ww2 ended

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not to bad old man lol xD

>you give life meaning. also having cool friends you learn to do things with
>No. death is going to happen. worry about that bullshit later. besides, you won't know you're dead until you are...and then you'll be dead anyway
>she was the coolest. she was my best friend. I bought her a wiiu before she died so she could play Fatal Frame but now I have to play it alone
>stop shooting heroine you fucking idiot...make a good life for yourself and then party Hard when everyone else is dead and you don't care anymore. or dont. just don't be a faggot and ruin other people's lives
>every young generation is like that
>it sucked for everyone. no one wanted to be there. those that did charged out and got dead very fast.

There you go user.

Pardon me. Prove you're an oldfag (relative to Sup Forums standards)? Or are you just a fag? Have a nice day and thank you for your time sir.

yep. only saw the aftermath and heard very vividly how things went down. as I said no one wanted to be there and those that did died quickly. as much as history praises the raise of American household living during the 50s they don't talk much about how family life was like with soldiers that came home after seeing almost every friend they had killed.

Alright OP I need some of your superior knowledge.
>be me 16 yo
>drop out of highschool 3/4 way thru school year
>wat do now?

not OP but get back in school you stupid cunt before you ruin your life forever

I want op faggot

Yeah little guy get off 4 chan and go to an alternative school where u can grad faster

How the fuck are you?

>being this thirst for old man dick

I forgot to answer this but no.
She was my best friend for over 30 years.
She didn't get to finish a lot of her games so I've been trying to lately. Hopefully before I kick off myself. I'd like to see how they end. For her, ya know like she's watching me play em.

What can I say nigger old man dick is the shit

>liking nigger dick

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That amazes me, honestly. Sure the allies won but you'd think after seeing that horror, the survivors would be a bit more willing to show it to prevent anyone else from going through it, but nope, Korea just 5 years later.

He's not talk about you dumbass, hes talking about

What advice would you have for a lost 19 year old? What did you do for fun at 19?

Legit shed a tear. Don't give up you bastard. You don't wanna get called a pussy when you see her again eventually..

Could you tell us anything about your parents,grandparents. Stuff about history they told you or old advice?

Did you fight in any wars?

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Faggot dont tell me how to feel