Okay I've had this cidcada for 4 hours and he's just chilling with us. We've been to eat walked a bridge and went to art museum. And he's still chilling. Trips names cidcada bro and tells us what we do with it.
Okay I've had this cidcada for 4 hours and he's just chilling with us...
call him sid, take him out to dinner this evening.
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find him some pussy you nigger
bury him with his money
Name him smugloosh
robert croppenheimer, destroyer of crops
Take pics of Buggo and give to kids.
His name is Dave, and you're going to eat him while streaming the whole thing
Birdo
Damnit, dubs, can we at least call him Dave?
Rerolling once
name him fatboy and stick em in a microwave for 15 seconds
if he survives keep him as a pet forever
you shall build him an altar made of the finest wood and worship him as a god
Name is Sally. Brutally rape it. Lots n lots of sex for Sally.
Eat it
Top kek
Rawls
Take him to the nearest strip club and let him loose. Name shall be Nyoki.
Rollin
Rowl
Name give dick and shove him up your ass
Live stream it
Kek this only stream it
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Take him out for dinner. Dine in with him.
It has to be someplace where they ask how many people are with you. Count Cicada bro (Charlie) as ine of them when asked.
You microwave and sex faggots have no imagination
IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GO
Name him Diogenes.
Rolling
Dip him in chocolate and eat him on lives stream name him yum yum
Rerolling
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His name is dennis, you will insert him into your anus and make it into a webm and post
Find your sisters dirty panties and post pics. Yea nothing to do with the bug but it'd be nice.
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Also post pics
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Name him Houdini
Eat him and puke him up on live stream if he lives build him an alter and warship him by drinking bleach
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The Joker and give him the proper make up treatment.
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rereroll
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Name him AIDS and shove him up your pee hole
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Rollan
i really just wanna see op shove a cicada up his ass
Sacrifice it to the ancient ones.
Christopher Linchkin
You have to take him on a date night at the fanciest restaurant in town.
name him Mr. Crabs and let him live in your pubic hair... Never trim again
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Name him shrek and put him on your dick
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sit on him with your bare ass
Shanty Nyan Nyan BSc by tub gv g v
777 winner
re roll omg
fucc, well may as well
Satan
Piff
put him in your mouth and cal it the letter r
Check em
666
give him a kiss and make him a bed out of a matchbox. if he escapes cut off your dick as punishment for your sin
FUCK ME one off
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kek
we need this
777 boys
Name him satan and cop off your pEnis in his name AMEN
name it squidward and eat it
Name him Sid and build him a theme park named Cascadia.
I can't stop laughing, it makes no sense how well that works as a name.
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one off bro
Reroll
No we dont you fuckin gay cancer
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Name him j-rock and put that bitch up your pooper
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anus
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And make sure he gets a tiny plate of food
Rolling and naming him Sir Buttkiss
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bump
Bee Moo Fi No E No Mo Da E Na
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Space program
WON
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make it a sex slave and call it darren
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