Okay I've had this cidcada for 4 hours and he's just chilling with us...

Okay I've had this cidcada for 4 hours and he's just chilling with us. We've been to eat walked a bridge and went to art museum. And he's still chilling. Trips names cidcada bro and tells us what we do with it.

call him sid, take him out to dinner this evening.

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find him some pussy you nigger

bury him with his money

Name him smugloosh

robert croppenheimer, destroyer of crops

Take pics of Buggo and give to kids.

His name is Dave, and you're going to eat him while streaming the whole thing

Birdo

Damnit, dubs, can we at least call him Dave?

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name him fatboy and stick em in a microwave for 15 seconds

if he survives keep him as a pet forever

you shall build him an altar made of the finest wood and worship him as a god

Name is Sally. Brutally rape it. Lots n lots of sex for Sally.

Eat it

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Rawls

Take him to the nearest strip club and let him loose. Name shall be Nyoki.

Rollin

Rowl

Name give dick and shove him up your ass

Live stream it

Kek this only stream it

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Take him out for dinner. Dine in with him.

It has to be someplace where they ask how many people are with you. Count Cicada bro (Charlie) as ine of them when asked.


You microwave and sex faggots have no imagination

IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GO
Name him Diogenes.

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Dip him in chocolate and eat him on lives stream name him yum yum

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His name is dennis, you will insert him into your anus and make it into a webm and post

Find your sisters dirty panties and post pics. Yea nothing to do with the bug but it'd be nice.

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Also post pics

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Name him Houdini

Eat him and puke him up on live stream if he lives build him an alter and warship him by drinking bleach

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The Joker and give him the proper make up treatment.

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Name him AIDS and shove him up your pee hole

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Rollan

i really just wanna see op shove a cicada up his ass

Sacrifice it to the ancient ones.

Christopher Linchkin

You have to take him on a date night at the fanciest restaurant in town.

name him Mr. Crabs and let him live in your pubic hair... Never trim again

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Name him shrek and put him on your dick

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sit on him with your bare ass

Shanty Nyan Nyan BSc by tub gv g v

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re roll omg

fucc, well may as well

Satan

Piff

put him in your mouth and cal it the letter r

Check em

666

give him a kiss and make him a bed out of a matchbox. if he escapes cut off your dick as punishment for your sin

FUCK ME one off

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we need this

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Name him satan and cop off your pEnis in his name AMEN

name it squidward and eat it

Name him Sid and build him a theme park named Cascadia.

I can't stop laughing, it makes no sense how well that works as a name.

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one off bro

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No we dont you fuckin gay cancer

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Name him j-rock and put that bitch up your pooper

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anus

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And make sure he gets a tiny plate of food

Rolling and naming him Sir Buttkiss

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bump

Bee Moo Fi No E No Mo Da E Na

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Space program

WON
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make it a sex slave and call it darren

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