I'm a legit professional storm chaser. AMA. Or don't. Fuck you

I'm a legit professional storm chaser. AMA. Or don't. Fuck you.

whats it like in the center of the tornado

Any of your colleagues ever die from chasing shit?

plants are green because they dont absorb that frequency of light.
i aint asking you shit.

can you drive into those things next time

Windy.

Sometimes your ears pop and your nose bleeds from the low pressure. It fucking hurts.

It's not like what you see on TV. When you are so close to the tornado that you're driving into it, you really only see dusty wind, not the actual funnel.

Would you ever have sex with a family member? Mother, sister, aunt, cousin? Have you ever paid a tranny for sex?

Yes.

On May 31st, 2013. Three that worked with Discovery Channel. El Reno tornado.

While in the middle of a tornado, have you ever consider to just jump out and end it all?

How does it feel to have disappointed your parents so badly

Damn, that's fucking crazy.
Do you make a killing chasing those monsters around?

So working in tornado's, I guess you could say you got a "blow job"

Chasing monsters around, so he drives around looking for black dicks?

no/yes/no/yes. yes

FUCK.
TREES.

They get in the way of my footage.

Professional? Who the fuck's paying you

Yeah, I get blown off the road all the time. I prefer to be sucked off though. I like it when you're mom is sitting shotgun.

How much jizz do you leaving inside every tornado you chase?

I sell videos, and news stations will pay for videos and photos. It's a living.

kill yourself.

Can you throw a big bundle of TNT into a tornado to stop it like they do for oil well fires?

Have you ever thought of having sex with a dog? Or talking your gf into dog sex? Did she do it?

depends on the size of the explosion.
a nuke definitively would do the trick.

I guess you could say o dropped a nuke inside your mom then.

How many innocent drivers have you run iff the road, in pursuit of your perfect video? Have you resused to pull over for emergency vehicles? Ran red lights/stop signs,etc? Just ask because it seems common.

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