Olympics comfy thread #7

This thread is for a slower-paced discussion about anything related to the olympics.

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>How to watch for free?
Obtain a British/Canadian proxy and watch online on BBC/CBC

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no jews allowed

headed to the store to stock up on snacks lads.
anyone need anything before I go?

Can anyone give me one reason I should not attend the Tokyo 2020 olympics?

>Almost certainly will be the best venue in my lifetime
>Literally complete opposite of Rio in terms of production value
>Country is amazing for tourists, as long as you are polite/not a minority and don't try to pretend you are japanese
>Best public transit system in the world
>Amazing other places to visit
>Best way to visit the country because of huge timeshift is to go for a very long time (literally takes 10-12 days to get over jetlag)
>Fantastic for photography
>easy to visit other cities
>public viewings will be the best in the world with 8K HD

What is everyone's preferred /comfy/ event?

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no niggers allowed

Fencing

>The cocaine production facility of Columbia

Just embarrassing

>tfw you lost the genetic lottery to be talented and go to the olympics

Life is suffering

is USA vs China in 45 minutes

Fencing, Rugby, and Volleyball

if you're not watching the boxing rn check if ur a homo or not.

What sports do your gf's practice lads?

mine does figure skating

Nice clock, Ahmed

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>tfw no qt nordic winter olympics gf

stonerplank is an olympic event

VOLLEYBALL TIME

LET'S SHOW OUR TERRITORY WHY WE OWN THEM

>tfw leonas lose against America

the olympics is already full of meme non-sports

I am.

Swimming.

>SIGN IN WITH YOUR PROVIDER, GOY, FOR EXTRA COVERAGE

yakuza will kill you

My best friend dated pic related while she was an olympian

I forgot

>the fucking opening and closing ceremonies you just know are going to be some of the best ever

literally already leaked that they will have an artifical meteor shower

Capitalist shithole of Korea vs MURICA

suffer no more
clarosports.com/olimpicos/en-vivo/

>tfw no /fit/ olympic gf who hopes you watch her go for a medal

the Yakuza is just a meme at this point, the chinese triads are better than them in every way.

>Nobody to go with

If i go alone i'll get fucking lost, i guarantee it

Chess

I played volleyball in high school and college; wish it had more coverage

i-ill go with ya m8

I'd go just to give some of them Nippon qt's some of that white dick that they crave.

Are USA like the evil villains of women's volleyball because we're so dominant?

there's literally nothing wrong with traveling to the olympics by yourself

>they will have an artifical meteor shower

holy balls

don't make me kill myself

How the hell can anyone reasonably get tickets to 2020 anyway?

Hahah

The hungarians in the audience at the archery venue are wearing shirts that say

>HUN
>BELIEVE
>ABLE

>the city of opening day french olympic team

It's a date!

Forreal though, going with a channer who isn't a compete autismo would be banter

>smattering of british support
>one guy with a flag

>tfw no /fit/ olympic gf who gets fucked by the entire USA Basketball team while you sit in the hotel room drinking whisky and vaping while stroking yourself over skype

i didn't even know we were good at it

>tfw no gf who you can root for in some obscure Olympic event no one cares about but you do

>NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR AREA

so how ded is sp right now?

any chance it will get some past 2012 olympic bro culture back?

No, thats not my issue.

No joking, i'd get lost. I managed to get lost in London for 2 hours. it'd be 1000x worse in a foreign country

can we all agree that field hockey > lacrosse
no pussy ass gear needed, only mouth guards because you arent getting whacked like an autist with a club and you respect your opponent

You can't. You can only book airplane tickets up to about 350 days in advance and the games tickets don't go on sale til 6 months and it goes through a bullshit giga-jew corrupt group that is awful and terrible and does a shitty raffle system

but then again its not like when you go "to the olympics" you get to go to every game back to back or whatever.

hotels are a bit trickier but in general maybe a year before i think you can start booking individual rooms.

sometimes they jew you hard by making you buy a hotel room to get tickets to the games

however since it's japan i reckon

>the public showing will be amazing with 8k HD on whatever gigantic TV/projector setups they have

>it won't be that hard to get cross country since staying in tokyo is probably insanely expensive

>you might be able to do those pod hotel things since it's not like you are going to do anything but sleep in the places

I'm not some sort of cuck England

ded

nope

>that fat nu-male fucker with the America tie celebrating the goal

Jesus christ

Its only the first day senpai

things won't get heated for another couple of days

why do u wanna go? u've seen the olympics already

There's been a lot of meme sports today.
Boxing is still in the >prelim stages
Cycling was hype but jesus 6 hours of that was exhausting.
Fencing was good
Archery only got hype in the final

The next few days will be better with the finals of the non-meme sports coming.

I wouldn't know what to do if she were to rush up to me after winning a medal.

We had an official thread last time. Everyone split up now.

How can I get a job as a DJ for the olympics? Seems like the best job in the world
>Get crowd hyped up for events
>Watch hype events
>Can play virtually whatever you want for smaller matches

Work for the venue or be a professional stadium Dj already

That Arrow looking guy is fucking it up for team US in archery.

America just swept PR in Volleyball

So dominant

Cycling was THE SHIT. People are still talking about it on TV.

What's a nu-male?

>Comfy cuddling afterwards as everyone else dies trying to win in tough events

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lol poorfag

>archery, judo, fencing finals all happening at once
>nothing but team shit on now

Schedulers need to die

I want an excuse to go to Tokyo, and i've never been outside Europe.

Olympics are cool so i'd take a month out, 2 weeks for Olympics and settling down and 1 for seeing Japan.

millenial speak for europeon

freedom aint free, pal

HOW MUCH LONGER TIL VOLLEYBALL STARS

And that's a wrap.

>tfw no gf who you helped coach in her event as you watch her go for a medal

watch the boxing brah

since when do we have a women's rugby team?

congrats hungary

>nobody will make a webm of that fat assed ARG player falling in field hockey with the seismic ass jiggle

I'm going no matter if i get someone else to go or not so hit me up for a beer or sake or whatever

brehs

WHY IS HER ASS NOT ON MY FACE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So Russia has their first gold.

How butthurt will the media be after this event?

Is weightlifting the last medal event left today?

Reminder you will never see that video

>the city of Argentina's field hockey team

Two swimming events in about 4 bongs

Yeah in about 30 minutes.

>tfw no white Argentinian GF

There's a bunch of Swimming finals in about four hours.

w-what video?

What did they win?

Beach Volleyball is starting up again

time for dutch asses

Pretty disappointing that the IOC continues to treat e-athletes with no respect. These athletes are at the top of their game and the competition is great. Time to include them in the Olympics.

>No tall, qt volleyball gf

O-o-one of them ought be insecure enough to say yes to a manlet...

I'm out of the loop on country memes

What's the "argentina is white" joke?

Everytime I see an Argentinian they're whiter than some Europeans.

We got refballed tqbh

anyone watching fiji vs aus?

>not knowing the mythical /tennis/ video
Ask nicer and you'll receive

>tfw no Olympic Overwatch