Why do stupid fucking Americans say things like 'on vacation' instead of saying 'on holiday'?

Why do stupid fucking Americans say things like 'on vacation' instead of saying 'on holiday'?

Didn't they learn our language? Whycome they can't speak it?

we are far more advanced with the english dialect. Even english people cant understand what the fuck the english are saying

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>Didn't they learn our language?

Feather back on your Sammy, chump. A lot changed after the Battle of Yorktown.

>slippery dippery long mover

u wot m8

non english speaker here; because it makes sense.
>on vacation
t. lying on a beach, relaxing
>on holiday
t. a national holiday or a religious holiday

It's because they are socialist eurofags who only take breaks when daddy government tells them it's a holiday.

that's rich coming from a guy who's government killed it's own people for profit

Weak b8, m8

don't you have a comedy show to watch? I think they call it the elections in american

Because in America, holiday and vacation are two separate fucking words.

>Whycome
1/10

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Thats rich coming from the land of Nigel Farage

not even british m8

So much pasta this early in the morning?

No thanks, I'm full.

Hodor?

British english generally lacks the clarity of American english. Puddingis the name for a specific substance, not all desserts, american: first floor = ground floor, british: first floor = 2nd floor

Because unlike the rest of the retarded world, we American's actually know the difference between the two words you stupid fuck.

>Vacation:
An extended period of recreation, especially one spent away from home or in traveling.

>Holiday:
A day of festivity when no work is done.

Where are you from then?

What the fuck are you talking about?

>What the fuck are you on about?

Fun Fact:

The typical british accent we're all so familiar with didn't develop until after the american revolution, including most, if not all, of their lexical idiosyncrasies.

If you actually listen to british people speaking, you'll notice really quickly that their accents almost entirely depend on glottal stops and lack of annunciation, which makes their accent more like the gruntings of a drunken oaf than an actual accent.

But that's wrong, you retard

They retreated from Yorktown to deep in their cups.

What a well-formed, reasonable argument.

I'm sold.

But it isn't... I mean you could look it up yourself if you weren't a faggot, but oh well.

old timey poetic expressions describing people drinking their shame away

USA USA USA USA USA USA
Thats about all they managed to learn

Man... Americans are so fucking stupid haha.

It's a shame really.

>Man... Americans are so fucking stupid haha.

>It's a shame really.

Says the wanker too dense to brush properly using fluoridated toothpaste.

Fuck off ya cunts, how's daytime fags

Did you know the sandwich got invented by the Lord of sandwich?

Why cant americans stop eating??

Amerifats, amirite?

>dem ghetto booties

To be fair, most Brits couldn't get cleared to go to Rio because even a mosquito bite could cause them to bleed to death. (lol inbred faglords with retard genes)

this gotta be a bait

>inb4 british imperialism
Checkmate m8